The Monster Club

Synopsis: A writer of horror stories is invited to a "monster club" by a mysterious old gentleman. There, three gruesome stories are told to him; between each story some musicians play their songs.
Genre: Comedy, Horror
Director(s): Roy Ward Baker
Production: Pathfinder Home Entertainment
  1 win.
Rotten Tomatoes:
104 min

Flemish day and had sat for two weeks

well I'll be glad to give you some money

for food can't keep food down never


I'll do anything I can to help you


oh thank

may I be permitted to introduce myself

my name is Aramis I am a vampire overt

of course you know that I say what

happened your fangs

oh they're retractable when not in use

oh it's alright I didn't buy deep you

won't become one of us it was the best

blood I have ever tasted and from such a

noble source you are the great arch

Edwin Hayes the writer of those

magnificent horror stories you are my

favorite author I wouldn't have thought

you needed to read horror stories so you

do yourself an injustice everybody likes

to read about themselves and their own


yes well I'm glad Rapinoe helped you I'm

glad you like my blood my books but I

must be on my way

oh no I can't hear of such a thing you

want more of my blood no no no you

misunderstand me I owe you something I

want to help you to repay you

no it's quite all right thank you very

much I'm glad using a service well I can

get your material for your next book

material what sort of material I will

take you to a place where my friends for

gather there are vampires werewolves

ghouls every kind of monster you could

ever imagine and some far beyond the

imagining of mere mortals there you will

find stories of such blood-curdling

terror that it will make your toes curl

and your hair reach up towards the sky

where is this place it's just a short

distance it's called the monster club

okay my


I have to use play Type B is awesome but

I'll have to make do with that comment

type o divine messages tomato juice

I could looking in the monster nation

mr. wheeler wants to meet you he's

waiting for the moon with a bison touch


you hear a midnight crush

no you can trust

Thank You of them now this is present

enough but it doesn't sustain us but to

get real nourishment we have to take our

food directly from the source and it

becomes more difficult constantly people

are so well-educated these days it's all

those horror films and television

everybody knows about garlic and steaks

through the heart yes we all have our

cross to bear

I'd rather you didn't use that word oh

that's a monsters genealogical chart you

see first we have the primate monsters

vampires werewolves and ghouls now a

vampire and the werewolf would produce a

weird vamp but a werewolf in a ghoul

would produce a weird goo but a vampire

in the ghoul would produce a bamboo a

weird goo and we're vamp would produce a

shedding now a we're goo in the VAM goo

would produce a Maddy but a will famine

of van ghoul would produce a Randy now

if a shaggy were to mate with a Randy

for a Maddy the results would be amok

amok frankly that's just a polite name

for a mongrel

you know it's it's quite simple really

all you have to do is remember the basic

rules of monster them vampires up will

woes hunt ghouls tear shad ease lick

Maddie's Jean mocks blow but shadmocks

only whistle that monks if for mock

worse mate with any of the other hybrids

their offsprings would be called shad ma

and they only whistle well they don't do

it very often

some do terrifying or but you should see

the results of her shadmocks whistling

chatbox are the lowest in the monster

higher yet they have this power what

happened on a shed luck whistles I heard

of a man once who saw the results of a

shadmocks with that's all he saw and yet


he's been like that for the past six

months if we only knew what was going on

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Edward Abraham

Sir Edward Penley Abraham, (10 June 1913 – 8 May 1999) was an English biochemist instrumental in the development of the first antibiotics penicillin and cephalosporin. more…

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