The Little Rascals

Synopsis: The story begins with Spanky, who is the president of the "He-Man Woman Haters Club" with many school-aged boys from around the neighborhood as members. His best friend, Alfalfa, has been chosen as the driver for the club's prize-winning go-kart, called "The Blur", in the annual Soap Box Derby style race. However, when the announcement is made, Alfalfa is nowhere to be found. The boys catch Alfalfa in the company of Darla -- "a girl!" Alfalfa isn't like his friends because he's in love with Darla, and unfortunately threatens the very existence of their "boys only" club. The club's members try their hardest to break the two apart, eventually causing their beloved clubhouse to burn down. Darla is mistakenly led to believe Alfalfa feels ashamed of her, so she turns her attentions to Waldo, the new rich kid whose father is an oil tycoon. Further trouble ensures when their prized go-cart "The Blur" is stolen by local neighborhood bullies Butch and Woim. How can they win the big race and its
Director(s): Penelope Spheeris
Production: MCA Universal Home Video
  2 wins.
 
IMDB:
6.3
Rotten Tomatoes:
23%
PG
Year:
1994
82 min
2,449 Views

Go get 'em, Petey!

Petey! what's up, pup?

Get it, Stymie, get it!

- Hey, where's your mitt?

- Don't worry about it.

All right!

Good catch!

Hello, Petey.

Be back later, Mom!

- Got anything, Porky?

- Not a bite, Buckwheat.

Hmm.

- I got something! I got something!

- Me too! A big fat one!

whoa!

whoo!

whoa!

whoa!

Yo, Petey, come here!

- Thanks, Petey!

- whoa!

Hey, Porky, look! A note.

what's it say?

we gotta learn to read.

You're okay.

You're okay.

You're all right.

Go on in.

You're okay.

Go on in.

what's the "high" sign?

Go on in.

You're okay.

wrong sign, Porky.

Okay, go on in.

You're okay, Elmer.

You little creep.

Sit down!

Gentlemen and gentlemen,

I give you our president, Spanky.

Hi, Spanky!

How's it goin', Spanky?

Nice to see ya, Spanky.

- Hey, Spanky, what's up?

- How are ya?

Good to see ya.

Your fly's undone.

- welcome!

- All right, Spanky!

- Hey, Spanky!

- All raise your right hand.

Your other right hand.

- I...

- I...

- Stymie...

- Stymie...

member in good standing

of the He-Man woman-Haters Club...

member in good

standing of the He-Man...

woman-Haters Club...

do solemnly swear to be a He-Man

and hate women and not play with them...

or talk to them unless I have to,

and especially never fall in love.

If I do, may I die slowly and painfully

and suffer for hours...

or until I scream bloody murder.

do solemnly swear to be a He-Man...

- You thinkin' what I'm thinkin', woim?

- Yeah, Butch.

what are we thinkin'?

How much fun it's gonna be

to stomp those guys in the race.

painfully... and suffer for hours...

...bloody murder!

- Ready to take down the minutes, Uh-Huh?

- Uh-huh.

As you know,

today I called...

an emergency meeting

for a very important reason.

But first, any good stories?

- Me!

- Buckwheat.

- Yeah! This morning my sister left

the toilet seat down. - Eww!

- women make men miserable.

- Froggy.

- Yeah, there's this girl who moved

in across the street... - Eww!

- and she came over 'cause

she wanted to play. - Eww!

- But don't worry, I got back at her.

- what'd you do?

- what'd you do?

- I whipped out my lizard.

Hmmph!

Yea!

Good job, Frogman.

- Are you gettin' this, Uh-Huh?

- Uh-huh.

All right, men, let's talk

about the pride of our club, the Blur.

The Blur has never been beaten...

since the beginning

of time, five years.

This Sunday,

we defend our honor...

our undefeated streak and our trophy.

Best of all,

this year's trophy...

will be presented by

none other than the famous...

Indy race car driver...

A.J. Ferguson.

Wow! He's the best driver

in the whole world!

- Men, can I have an "Azuga"?

- Azuga!

Azuga! Azuga! Azuga! Azuga!

Hey, nice Azugas.

And now the reason

for the emergency meeting:

the choosing

of the driver!

Yea!

Yea!

Our driver should be

a man who's all He-Man.

A He-Man so manly...

that if he fell off a building, he'd go

out of his way to land on a girl.

Gentlemen, this year...

our driver's name is...

none other than my lifelong chum...

my best buddy in the whole wide world...

the one and only Alfalfa!

Yea! - Otay!

Say... where the heck

is Alfalfa?

# You are so beautiful #

# To me #

# Can't you see #

# You're everything I hope for #

# You're everything I need #

# You are so beautiful #

# To me-eeee ##

- There he is, you guys! Come on!

- He's with a girl.

Quiet, Petey.

- They're together.

- Oh, no!

This is awful.

Buckwheat, hand me

your fishin' pole.

Oh, Darla, we're two hearts

with but one beat.

Two brains

with but one thought.

Two souls

with but one...

shoe.

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Paul Francois Guay (born September 2, 1963 in Providence, Rhode Island) is a retired American professional ice hockey player. He is now an assistant coach for his high school's hockey team and is a firefighter for the City of Pawtucket working out of the "Friendly Fives." more…

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