The Kings of Mykonos

Synopsis: Steve 'The Wog Boy' Karamitsis inherits a beach on the resort island of Mykonos from an uncle he's never met.
Genre: Comedy
Director(s): Peter Andrikidis
Production: G.O. Films
  1 nomination.
Rotten Tomatoes:
102 min

- On 3 I!

- I'm late five minutes. How did it go?

Go, go!

The solid me! It's an antique!

- My car!

- Bitch! Go!

Stop watch

that crazy!

It went to a marriage counselor

to save your marriage?

This was the marriage counselor.

Did you go to the marriage counselor?

No, for months.

I have gone to none.

Steve, do you think I lost my style?

Of course not. Relax. If

You lost, I lost myself.

Stavros Karamitsos?

My name is Jimmy. I am your cousin

you from Main Mykonos.

I have bad news.

Your uncle died.

- My uncle?

- The funeral is on the other...

We send flowers.

Indian call center.

The types of taste everything!

The player's trophy

the year 1993!

The trophy? Look at my hood!

All good, baby...

Crazy dog!

Pomeranian is stupid!

I do not care where it is.

It's a killer.

From the Get my car!

What about the shop

your father?

It is racism, damn.

I'm legal, damn!

By "issues" because I am a stranger!

- Tony, what up?

- Steve, a big mistake, damn.

Requires political "starch"! I

political prisoner, damn!

- What the hell is going on?

- Do not worry, Steve, damn.

I'll say the conspiracy,

drug trafficking...

- Confiscation patrol...

- Estate?

Do not say anything!

I am innocent!

Sorry for your shop.

And watch your car!

This is my car!

Steve, never mind.

I got it. It's safe.


Only in a foreign yard.

Without a roof.

Not to put it

front for the battery!

Steve, a car is...

There are worse.

Since I cut

the disability pension...

... Should be working!

We have been through a lot together.

I feel naked without it.

Steve Karamitsos?

Dude, do not know what you sell.

We do not sell anything.

I am Jimmy, from Main Mykonos.

Again From the call center?

Val'to an open hearing.

'I go to Mykonos.

Five hours on the train!

In Mildura you go, Dad...

Do you eat a lot in the head.

'Listen to me. Your father

Leonidas called, right?

He had a brother, Panos.

He died.

If you come to open

of wills, they will lose everything.

- House, restaurant, beach...

- Which beach, man?

- We have no beach.

- No beach Mildura.

Steve, your father

once told me...

... That his brother

was very rich.

I thought you said

shit, but...

- Jimmy in again?

- Not Jimmy, Jimmy!

This beach... For how much

talking about? What is?

Two, maybe half.

And you want to come here

for $ 2,500?

No, 2,500,000... Euro.

Steve, meet here

International Exhibition Girl Friend!

My relatives are simple

people. Do not talk to chicks.

Relax, pal.

I'm sensitive.

Okay, pal.

I have nothing better to do.

Yes, very.

The donkey ran out of hay

and had to fill.

Where do you think? And talk

English. I have no problem.

Here we are.

I sit in front.

Where are the rest?

Do not You left

to die, my God!

Take it easy! Take it easy! My God!

What, girls?

Dude, the Greek

are hot!

I have not seen a mustache!

- What does wok;

- Wog.

So we say in Australia.

We wogboys.

- Is this good?

- Yes.

That is not. The Australian

call it offensive.

And you say contest


- What?

- She will be the king.

- Who?

- The Pierluigi, man.

It took 43 women in a month.

Is record

will never break.

Therefore it is

King of Mykonos.

That's it!

You see? So

m'efere God here!

So I dry three

months! I will break the record!

I go to the beach.

- What do we owe?

- Nothing.

The owner is

your second cousin.

Relatives do not pay.

Said Greekonomics.

I love this place.

Here it is.

The beautiful beach you.

It's amazing!

The spelling on the plate

you are wrong.

The "beach" is spelled with two "e".

Pit Bulls!

How you solved?

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