The Joneses

Man, this thing rides smooth.

lt's very nice.

Yes.

lt's like riding

on the ass of an angel.

l mean, l wish

l could have sold

a crossover like this.

l wouldn't have been able

to keep them in stock.

[ Engine Revs ]

I'm gonna

race you to

the other side

he win embrace

I'm on a brand-new ride

Did you know that there are

5,000 teenagers here...

between 1 5 and 1 8?

Hmm.

There's four high schools.

Three private schools.

- Nice. he average income's

over $1 00,000.

- [ Whistles ]

I'm gonna bet you

that there's more to this

More than will reach

the human eye

- ow many courses?

- Three private. One public.

Looks like l'll be

getting my swing back.

I promise you'll

remain anonymous

An honest lover

under an evening sky

Then I let you go

We are gonna do some damage

in this town.

[ Continues ]

What do you think, kids?

Huh?

Slip of the tongue

and I'll just walk in here

And all the melodies

that disappear

I'm gonna put you

on a righteous path

I'm gonna get you clean

and I'll be back

And l let you go

And I let you go

And I let you go

And I let you go

And we're home.

I think this looks good.

Mick.

I got it.

uh.

This is it, huh?

Wow. lt's huge.

Yeah, this is

pretty nice.

Quick, quick.

Okay, l'll get a video.

[ Woman ]

Let"s get in.

Oh. ey, sir, um,

do you mind helping us out?

Sure.

Just wanna get

a quick video.

No problem.

It"s real simple.

Here"s the viewfinder.

Hit the button.

Then l can send the video

to my grandma.

No kiddin'.

Yeah.

ls this new?

What is this?

Yeah, it"s the new HTC.

This is great.

All right.

Okay,

everybody smile.

- Hi, Grandma.

- Hi, Grandma!

[ Man's Voice On Tape ]

I am an incredibly powerful

salesperson,

constantly climbing

the ladder of success.

l'm an incredibly

powerful salesperson,

constantly climbing

the ladder of success.

I am an incredibly powerful

salesperson-

Put your shoes on, Larry.

We've gotta go welcome

those new neighbors right now.

Don't you think

we should at least

let the people settle in?

I will never become

an Omega Strata Robustion...

Cosmetic Associate waiting

for people to settle in.

Please, boo-boo.

[ Man On Tape ]

I am an incredibly powerful

salesperson, constantly-

[ Quietly ]

...climbing the ladder

of success.

[ Doorbell Rings ]

[ Footsteps ]

[ Whistles ]

Neighbors.

[ ogether ]

Hello!

[ All Laugh ]

Well, hi.

Um, we're the Symondses

from next door.

l'm Summer, and this

is my husband Larry.

[ Larry ] Hey, neighbors.

I just wanted to bring you

this welcome gift...

of various samples from

the new Robustion Aphrodite

line of beauty products.

But l'm sure you're

in no mood for guests.

Don't-Don't be silly.

Come in. Come in.

- l'm Steve Jones.

- Hi.

Aw. Nice to meet you.

Steve.

Uh, Larry Symonds.

Pleased to meet you.

his is Jenn and Mick,

and l'm Kate.

Hello.

i, Mick.

Nice to meet you.

[ Kate ]

So nice to meet you.

You too.

Do you have kids?

Because they should come over

and meet Mick and Jenn.

Actually, we don't.

I was, uh-

I wasn't able-

Oh. What?

[ Murmurs ]

I know that with a big move

in "conduction"...

with a woman's naturally

fluctuating hormones,

it can leave

your skin a wreck,

but you'll find

that the Aphrodite line...

of beauty products

can really give you a glow.

l bet. Look at you.

You're a vision of beauty.

Well, thank you.

You're welcome.

Larry, wanna grab

a cold one?

Come on.

Okay?

Sure.

Yeah, sure. Okay.

[ Kate ]

Come on in.

Well, would you

like a tour?

Sure.

[ Summer ]

These rooms are divine.

Thank you.

You should come over

to our house,

and we can talk decor.

Oh, l would love that.

Boy. l'm very "impassionate"'

about interiors myself.

So what line of work

is your husband in?

Well, you know,

he does a little of this

and a little of that,

and mostly he works

on keeping me happy.

Ahh.

Oh, you're right.

This is really a good beer.

l told you

that would hit the spot.

Hey, that was a, uh,

nice visit...

with the Symondses today,

wasn't it?

Yeah. It was.

l think that

you may have

overdone it a little.

What do you mean?

Uh, "a vision of beauty"'?

Aw, come on.

I was just having fun.

And she loved it.

Made her day.

Well, l love

your enthusiasm.

Thank you.

l just think

you need to go slow.

Oh, this is a soft,

soft bed.

l could really get used

to being in it.

Mm-hmm. lt's nice.

Sweet dreams.

Good night.

All right.

This is a very big day.

Your first day

of your new school.

lmportant you make

a good impression.

I have my sweater right there.

- [ Steve ]

Good morning.

- Good morning.

Morning.

So what are you

doing today, Daddy?

l am, uh-

l'm gonna try

to scare up a golf game.

What are you gonna do?

Oh, you know,

a little mani-pedi,

maybe a facial,

get my hair done.

l think we're gonna do

really, really well here.

But you guys

are gonna be late.

Oh! We are.

Let's get going.

Here you go.

Thank you.

See you later.

[ Mid-tempo Rock ]

lt's not just created.

He pulls it from the air

around him, from the-

May l help you?

[ Door Closes ]

i.

[ Chattering ]

We have a new student

joining us today.

This is Jennifer Jones.

lt's Jenn.

All right, Jenn.

Choose any available seat.

hanks.

l love your shoes.

Thanks.

The biatch

borrowed 'em from me.

[ Laughs ]

Let's all meet up

It"s after midnight

[ Larry ]

Hey, Jones!

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