The Human Centipede (First Sequence)

Hi!

Yes um, I was wondering if

I could get driving directions...

to a nightclub called Bunker.

Yes, Bunker.

How exactly would I get there?

It's Amy!

Hello, sweetie!

OK.

How are you?

We miss you is strong!

Yes, we wanted to be

here with us.

Yes.

And how far is it?

No we're in Germany.

Then we travel to Italy in a couple days.

Great.

Thanks.

Alveterzane!

I know.

Tell her we got her a present from Holland.

Yeah we got you a present.

No we can't tell you what it

is, it's a surprise.

Oh yeah, the other thing is that

we met this cut German waiter.

Jenny thinks he's pretty cute

Yeah, and he invited us to a party

tonight.

So we're going to go.

But we should go.

Maybe we can talkto you later.

OK.

All right.

We miss you!

Bye, Anie!

Kisses!

OK.

Bye, sweetie!

I think we were suppose to turn

Turn!

I thought you know exactly

where we sere going!

Do we go left or right?

I'm sorry, but I just don't know

where we are.

What was that?

I have no idea.

You must have run over a pot whole or something.

We need to go out

and check it out.

Shit!

Shit!

Shit!

Why?

Oh God!

Okay, okay ...

Okay.

We call the rental car service.

get the papers.

Okay.

Okay.

what...

There's no signal.

What?

There's no signal!

There's always a signal.

Not out here in the middle of nowhere.

Oh my God, Shit!

Oh my God,

get back in the car.

OK ... Now what?

I don't know.

You know how to change a tire?

- No, I don't know how to change a tire.

- Neither do I.

What are we suppose to walk

until we find a house or a person or something?

Lindsay!

Lindsay. I am not getting out and walking.

Okay we're just going to sit here,

until the sun comes up.

I have heels and shorts on!

I'm not going outside!

Are those headlines?

Okay.

role down your window.

Are you kidding?!

I'm not going to just role down the window.

Role down the window.

He can help.

German

Yeah um, we need help.

We have a flat tire.

No, we speak English.

Can you help us?

Do not understand what he says.

Um, can you call someone?

"Ficken".

-Look it up.

Hold on a second.

F*cking!

He said F*cking!

- Okay. Bye.

- role your window up.

Goodbye.

- I'm sorry.

- I told you!

Is your door locked?

Yes, my door is locked.

Why's he still staring at us?

- Just don't look at him, okay?

- i'm not looking at him.

I just want to get out of here.

Okay.

We need to j-just go!

Gotta go from here.

We need to walk and find someplace,

somebody who can help us.

- Okay, but ...

- We have to!

But if we find apalce in 10 minutes,

we are running back to this car.

We came ...

We came from over here, I swear.

How do you know?

All trees look the same.

Leaving the car

is the stupidest idea.

We would have been waiting for hours, Jenny.

Yeah we could have been waitng

and it not be freezing cold.

We need to go fing help, Jenny.

Seriously find help?

How are we going to fing help out here, Lindsay?

You agreed to come along, Jenny.

This not just my fault.

I didn't want to stay in the car by myself.

We just got a little lost, okay?

- A little lost, Lindsay?

- Yes!

We are not a little lost!

We're really lost!

You know what, Lindsay?

I'm no longer walingg.

I'm tired of walking, okay?

- Jenny, trying!

- Trying what?

- Lindsay, we've been down her for like an hour OK!

- Yeah I know!

I'm tired and I'm cold.

I'M NOT MOVING!

- I'M NOT MOVING!

- Stop it.

No!

- fine!

- fine!

fine.

- I'm staying right here.

- Good.

What is it?

My God is that a...

Is it a house?

Jenny!

Jenny, look!

I think it's a house!

I swear!

- It's a light! Let's go.

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