The Holy Mountain

Watch the birdie!

Come on, have something to drink

with us. Come on, drink with us.

Drink it, drink it...

Do you want gold?

Yes.

You are excrement.

You can change yourself into gold.

You broke the looking glass.

Now break the stone.

Each stone has a soul,

formed by the work of millions of years.

The tarot will teach you

how to create a soul.

To know.

To dare.

To want.

To be silent.

The same force the vulture

uses to seize the ox

is needed by the ox

to receive the vulture.

The fish thinks about his hunger,

not about the fisherman.

It is the master

who seeks the disciple.

You want to know the secret,

but man can achieve nothing

by himself.

To accomplish the alchemical work,

you will have these companions.

They are thieves like you,

but on another level.

They are the most powerful people

on the planet.

Industrialists and politicians.

My name is Fon, my planet is Venus.

My business is devoted to the comfort

and beauty of the human body -

beds, mattresses, fabrics,

clothing, cosmetics.

My father is the creator of this empire.

He is deaf, dumb and blind.

Before making a decision,

he consults with my mother's mummy.

He puts his hand into her sex.

If it's moist, it's yes.

If it's dry, it's no.

These are my wives.

I make love to them

only during working hours.

They begin as workers,

then I promote them to secretaries.

We know that people want to be loved,

not for who they are

but for what they appear to be.

So we have created a line of masks,

that have the texture,

warmth, and smell,

of living human beings.

A customer can have any face

she wants.

Every face is unique

and lasts a lifetime.

She can wear her artificial face

to the grave.

Our make-up department for corpses

eliminates the appearance of death.

Not only do we beautify cadavers,

we also equip them

with electronic devices.

They can kiss their family goodbye...

...participate in their own last rites...

...or give a live show.

My name is Isla, my planet is Mars.

Every morning I wake up

my male secretaries.

I manufacture and sell weapons.

We produce bombers,

hydrogen bombs,

ray guns, deadly bacteria,

anti-matter waves,

carcinogenic gases, etcetera.

We are experimenting with a drug

to create delusions of grandeur.

Another drug turns harmless people

into wild beasts.

The young generation needs arms

for its marches and sit-ins.

We have psychedelic shotguns...

...grenade necklaces...

...rock and roll weapons...

...mystical weapons for Buddhists...

...Jews...

...and Christians.

My name is Klen,

my planet is Jupiter.

My house.

My wife.

My chauffeur.

- My lover.

- Hi!

A thousand a week.

My art factory.

We produce a new line of art

every season.

We created a love machine.

To make it live the spectator

has to work with it, guide it,

receive it,

give himself in the act of love.

With this electronic rod

he will rub its mechanical vagina.

The spectator's skill will determine

the machine's ability to reach a climax.

My chauffeur is a bad lover.

He didn't know how to satisfy it.

But this woman,

I know her techniques very well,

will produce the electronic orgasm.

Frigid!

My name is Sel, my planet is Saturn.

My customers are children.

We manufacture war toys.

Workers needed in the miniature

plastic bomb shop.

We have an electronic computer

programmed with the politics

of the government.

The government is our client.

We feed the computer data

on coming wars and revolutions.

It tells us what kind of toys to produce

to condition children from birth.

If the government calculates it will be

necessary to wage war against Peru,

our machine studies the Peruvians

and tells us what to do.

We manufacture hyper-sexed

brown native vampires,

who can only be destroyed

by a cross the color of white skin.

We create a laxative

that induces vomiting.

We name it after the capital of Peru

and tint it with the color of the natives.

We started a comic book campaign.

For 15 years in advance,

we condition children

to hate the future enemy.

In 15 years these children

will go off to war,

to kill Peruvians with pleasure.

My name is Berg,

my planet is Uranus.

Our window is the wrong size,

I don't like it.

Berg, why do we have

that enormous hole in the wall?

Close it up!

Our little baby is hungry.

- Have you finished the report?

- No.

The president wants the report.

Hurry up! Hurry!

I am financial adviser to the president.

To save the country's economy,

we must eliminate four million citizens

in the next five years.

Begin the operations

of the gas chambers.

Gas schools, gas universities,

gas libraries, gas museums,

gas dance halls,

and gas whore houses, etcetera.

I hate you! I hate you!

My name is on, my planet is Neptune.

I am the chief of police.

This is the most beautiful day

of your life.

Of your own free will you came

to surrender part of your body to me.

You decided to undergo the initiation

that 999 other heroes have passed.

Your sacrifice completes my

sanctuary of one thousand testicles.

This is the holy book.

Learn to believe in me.

on is the truth and the power

and the light...

My name is Lut, my planet is Pluto.

My business is architecture.

Where is he?

He's there, he's there!

No, no he's not!

He's up there. There he is!

He's up there!

Go get him! Come on, let's go get him!

Where is he?

There he is!

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