The Girl Can't Help It

Synopsis: A down-and-out gangster hires an alcoholic press agent to make his blonde bombshell girlfriend a recording star in 6 weeks. But what is he going to do when he finds out that she has no talent? And what is going to happen when the two fall in love?

Genre: Comedy, Music

Director(s): Frank Tashlin

Actors: Tom Ewell, Jayne Mansfield, Edmond O'Brien, Julie London

Production: 20th Century Fox Film Corporation


IMDB:: 6.9
Rotten Tomatoes:: 75%

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: APPROVED
Year:: 1956
: 99 min
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##[Orchestra Tuning Up]
Ladies and gentlemen...
the motion picture
you are about to see...
is a story of music.
I play the role ofTom Miller,
an agent-
a small-time theatrical agent...
who had been a-
Well, you'll see.
This motion picture was photographed
in the grandeur of CinemaScope...
and-
Pardon me.
As I was saying,
this motion picture...
was photographed in
the grandeur of CinemaScope...
and in gorgeous,
lifelike color by Deluxe.
Gorgeous, lifelike color by Deluxe!
Sometimes, you wonder
who's minding the store.
[Chuckles]
Oh, yes.
Our story is about music...
not the music of long ago...
but the music
that expresses the culture...
the refinement and the polite grace
of the present day.
- ## [Rock]
- [No Audible Dialogue]
# She can't help it
The girl can't help it #
# She can't help it
The girl can't help it #
# If she walks by
the menfolks get engrossed #
# She can't help it
The girl can't help it #
# If she winks an eye
the bread slice turn to toast #
# She can't help it
The girl can't help it #
#Yeah, she's got a lot
of what they call the most #
# She can't help it
The girl can't help it #
#The girl can't help it
She was born to please #
# She can't help it
The girl can't help it #
#And she's got
a figure made to squeeze #
#She can't help it
The girl can't help it #
# Won't you kindly be aware #
- # The girl can't help it #
- # The girl can't help it #
#She can't help it
The girl can't help it #
#If she walks by
the menfolks get engrossed #
#She can't help it
The girl can't help it #
#If she winks an eye
the bread slice turn to toast #
#She can't help it
The girl can't help it #
# Yeah, she's got a lot
of what they call the most #
#She can't help it
The girl can't help it #
# The girl can't help it
She was born to please #
#She can't help it
The girl can't help it #
#And she's got
a figure made to squeeze #
#She can't help it
The girl can't help it #
# Won't you kindly be aware #
- # The girl can't help it #
- # The girl can't help it #
#Because I'm hoping obviously #
# That someday
the answer would be #
# The girl can't help it
that she's in love with me #
#She can't help it
The girl can't help it ##
Still bringing your acts around
to catch free drinks, huh?
- Okay, Nick, put it on my tab.
- Hmm.
- If I can find room.
- [Ringing]
Hello? Huh?
Yeah, he's here.
It's for you.
Hello? Yes, this is Miller.
Sorry, I can't talk now.
I'm just closing a big deal
on one of my acts.
It's closed.
I make fast deals.
Tonight? No, I'm working
on another big deal tonight.
What's that address again?
942 Park Avenue?
Apartment 1502.
I might make it after all.
Okay, 8:
30.
##[Ends]
[Doorbell Buzzes]
[Sighs]
- I'm Miller.
- I'm Mousie.
##[Woman Singing On Film]
In there.
He's expecting you.
Who is?
[Man]
Hey, Miller.
Grab yourself a chair.
Lay off the booze, Miller.
[Applause]
Put the other reel on, Mousie.
I love old movies at home.
Like TV, except no commercials.
- Glad you could come, Miller.
- Thanks, Mr. -
Murdock.
You can forget the mister.
My friends call me Marty.
Fats Marty.
- Fats Marty?
- Ring a bell?
Vaguely, I seem to remember the name.
Vaguely. Vaguely everyone remembers.
Vaguely, I don't like it.
- My memory isn't the best.
- Forget it.
- Drink?
- I got the idea you were hoarding it.
That's brandy.
You're a scotch-over-the-rocks man.
Didn't want you to make
a mistake in the dark.
I know everything about
the people I do business with.
Except with you,
business ain't been so good lately, huh?
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Frank Tashlin

Francis Fredrick von Taschlein (February 19, 1913 – May 5, 1972), better known by his stage name Frank Tashlin, was an American animator, cartoonist, comics artist, children's writer, illustrator, screenwriter, and film director. He was also known as Tish Tash and Frank Tash. more…

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