The Flintstones & WWE: Stone Age Smackdown

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What a great morning.

The rising sun,

the tweeting of the Terradons.

Today is the perfect day to ask my

boss for that advance on my paycheck.

Wilma deserves a nice vacation.

What's the matter, Fred?

I'm already late for work.

Hard work, dedication,

a big hammer.

That's how you break rocks.

You listening to me,

Mr. Cenastone?

Absolutely, Mr. Slate.

And please, call me John.

I prefer the formality

of last names.

Just because you're my sister's

husband's nephew once removed,

doesn't mean you get

special privileges.

No, sir. I'm here to work.

Good. Because laziness

is one thing I won't tolerate.

- Also lateness.

- I hate that.

Come on, people.

Some of us got jobs we should

have been at 20 minutes ago.

It's a livin'.

These prontocranes are

delicate pieces of equipment.

Takes a real expert

to run one of these.

Hey, Flintstone!

Flintstone?

Flintstone, you'd better

not be sleeping up there!

Flintstone!

Yes, Mr. Slate. I was

just adjusting the, uh...

Well, get back to work!

Yes, sir.

I will get back to it.

Work. Which is what I was

doing up here all this time.

Help me!

Hang on, Mr. Slate.

I'll have you down in a jiffy.

There's got to be

an off lever here somewhere.

That was the up lever.

Oh, you think I would have

figured that out by now.

Now, let's see here.

My bad!

Only one left. Got to be it.

Mr. Slate, you okay?

I'm kissing granite here,

Flintstone. Do I look okay?

Listen. This might

not be the best time,

but since I have your attention,

I was wondering if I could get my

paycheck a little early this month?

I'd promised my wife I'd take

the family on a vacation.

A vacation?

To Rockapulco.

A vacation!

You almost got me killed and

you want to go on a vacation!

Huh?

Well, after a day like today

I could use some R&R.

You probably could too.

Dinosaur!

You guys okay?

Wow, that was amazing.

You got some moves, kid.

What's your name?

Me? I'm John. John Cenastone.

Good to meet you, John.

- I'm Fred...

- Flintstone, in my office!

Now.

There you go.

Your paycheck.

Seriously?

Wow! Mr. Slate,

that's awful generous.

I mean after all that damage I

caused, I thought you'd be mad.

So you are mad.

I'm just gonna go in there and

tell Wilma the vacation's off.

She'll understand.

Wilma, I'm home!

Missed me that time.

Fred? Is that you?

Honey, listen.

There's something I need to

tell you about our vacation.

There's something I need to

show you about our vacation.

Do you like it?

I got it for our trip.

60% off at Marshales.

What did you want to

tell me about the vacation?

Uh, just that, uh...

I'm definitely not canceling it

because of something

that happened at work today.

Well, that's a relief.

I can't even remember the last

time we took a family vacation.

Oh, no.

That's Barney and Betty.

We're supposed to go to the Water

Buffalo Charity Carnival together

and here I am

standing around in my bikini.

I have to get changed.

Tame your pterodactyls.

We'll be right out.

Why don't you honk it again?

I didn't hear it

the first three times!

You hear it that time, Fred?

I can't believe you're

actually going on vacation.

And to Rockapulco.

I know! I feel like the

luckiest girl in the world.

I feel like a complete idiot.

Honk. Honk.

You should have

seen her in that bikini.

I would have liked to have

seen her in that bikini.

Watch it, Rubble!

Hey, I got an idea, Fred.

Wait till you get back from vacation,

then tell her about the paycheck.

But, Barney, we're not

going on vacation.

Oh, don't tell her that, Fred.

It'll ruin your vacation.

Yeah!

You can jump in anytime.

Bamm! Bamm! Bamm!

Bamm!

- Whahoo, yeah!

- Oh, baby!

It's my turn!

Wow, Nikki and Brie Boulder.

So how much is a kiss?

100 clams.

100 clams?

Ooh, that sounds expensive.

Considering you get a kiss from

each of us, it's like half off.

In that case...

I'll take 502.

Fred Flintstone!

Get out of that line!

- But it's for charity.

- Now.

Our charity booth

is all set up, Fred.

I built the ring, put out the donation

bucket and tied on Hoppy's gloves.

Honk. Honk. Honk.

Anything else you need me to do?

Yeah. Tell Wilma

that the trip's off.

Sure thing. Hey, Wilma...

Shh! Pipe down, Barn.

- But you said... - I'm never telling her

and you're not telling her either.

I'm going to find a way

out of this jam myself.

That's a great idea, Fred.

I haven't come up

with the idea yet, Barn.

But when you do,

it's gonna be a good one.

Step right up. Five clams and get

your five minutes in the ring.

Make it to the bell

without Hoppy knocking you

block off and win a prize!

Who wants to take

some licks for charity?

Keep it above the pouch,

all right, buddy?

Honk. Honk.

Honk.

Honk. Honk. Honk.

Honk. Honk. Honk.

Next.

Honk!

Honk!

Honk!

Honk. Honk. Honk. Honk.

Honk. Honk. Honk.

I got this in the bag,

Marble Henry.

I know you do, but seriously,

you can just call me Marble.

I prefer the formality

of last names.

Honk!

I'm gonna win a prize.

No, no. I'm gonna

win two prizes.

Hey, thanks, man.

Ah, they're both for me.

Win your own prize.

Have fun.

You have fun.

I'm having

a great time. Thanks.

Come on, you big,

ugly jumping Dinorat.

It's take down time!

Honk. Honk.

Hey, easy there, buddy.

He think he's gonna

send me flying?

Think again.

I'm CM Punkrock!

And I got you a first

class ticket to my fist!

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