The Expendables 3

Lucky ring on.

I feel so much safer.

We're coming in hot.

Hold on.

Let's go.

What's the hold up?

Nothing, we're on our way.

Let's go.

Your dude's trippin'.

Stay on the wall, beware.

- Hey, forget this maniac.

- I'm not leaving him.

Doc!

You're just gonna roll up on me huh?

After 8 damn years.

What's up with that?

You're in a black ops prison that

doesn't officially exist.

I just got the location from a guy named Church.

An agency spook.

Excuse me?

Agency's official relax.

Thank you for this, man.

What a waste of life!

You make one damn mistake.

It wasn't a mistake.

It was stupid. You'd done that to me,

I would've chopped you into pieces

You would've tried.

Hey, you want to thank the guys?

The guys?

Whe're our guys?

- Hammer, Guzman..

- Gone

They've gone?

Yeah.

Damn!

Heard you killed more people than the plague!

How 'bout that?

That why they called you "Doctor Death"?

Used to be a medic.

But that was a long time ago.

So why'd you get locked away?

Tax evasion.

So you're all that's left of The Expendables?

We're it.

We started out with 5...

built up to 22

I see Barney still hanging the tags up there.

See that jingling sounds the tags make,

that's a reminder that our brothers are still here.

Somewhere.

Come on viking.

Give me an old school of your blade.

Or else you might find your tags up there.

Jingling too.

Jingling... jingling jingling.

Sharpen it when you're done.

I think your friend is a little off.

Come on Christmas, he's been in

a hole for eight years.

How'd he get so lucky!

He tried pulling it off

his half-assed political...

assassination for a few bucks

in this place called Swaziland.

And he blew it.

Self destructive?

Yes something like that.

But in all those years he's a good medic.

Well, I don't need a checkup

- Why are you so sarcastic?

- You're vague

- Vague?

- Secrets, idiot.

I mean why do you take me off

half way round the planet?

To save this medical genius,

as you describe.

For what?

He's an Expendable.

Come on.

He's an Expandable.

So he's one of the flock

Well let me tell you something...

When you're incarcerated for years,

I'd come and save you.

Thanks hero!

But I doubt it.

And I know you'd do the same for me.

Truthfully?

You'd let me rot?

Exactly.

Hey, Doc.

What's your name?

Christmas.

Is that real?

Authentic.

Is that real too?

Oh no, I uh... spend 3 hours every morning

putting this on with a black biro.

This is real.

Authentic.

Original.

Look at that.

Balance is a little off

You uh, a knife man?

Best, ever

I'm the knife before Christmas.

Ain't that right Barney?

If you say so.

Probably freestyling with a blade while

you're still sucking on your daddies titty...

trying to learn how to eat with a spoon.

Yeah.

You know that little secret you were

keeping Mr. Vaguo?

Stay out of my brain.

I'm gonna tell you

I can't wait to get home.

Eat some good food...

Put on some fine threads...

Break up my 49' Pontiac...

Keep that baby until the engine blows up...

You didn't tell him did you?

Tell me what?

We're not going home.

We're stopping at a

dealer named Victor Menz...

and delivering a shipment

of thermobaric bombs.

Ow, come on man.

That sh*t is hellfire.

Hey, it's routine stuff.

You know why don't you just

pick me up on your way back.

We're a man short.

Well, you know, I'd love

to party with you boys.

But, uh, I don't have my sh*t.

That's my sh*t!

It is your sh*t.

Doc, have you thanked the guys,

helping you out?

Say something.

Uh, listen up...

It's been a long time since I had a reason to say thank you...

So I just want..

Oh, you know I...

- He's getting his rhythm

- Just want to say

Thank you.

Sincerity is overwhelming.

I think I'm gonna weep.

You know what? Enough.

Do not be sarcastic.

That was great, Doc.

You haven't had to talk for a long time.

You got the gift.

It's like riding a bike.

I liked Churchill's best.

I think I made my point.

- I've moved you too.

- Stunning.

Doc, great to have you back.

No better place to be, yeah.

About time you boys showed up.

Nice boat.

Thanks ladies, built it myself

Got three more just like it patrolling the harbour

Two man ground teams every 400m.

Good work.

Just cause you can fly a plane

don't make you smarter than me.

Sure it does.

So you're the reason I've been

stuck down here in this shithole.

Shithole?

Brother you have no idea.

Oh yeah, hahahaha.

What the hell is that?

This b*tch will solve all your problems.

Yeah, maybe for 10 seconds...

before he blows his wad -

So now you got that problem too?

You walked into that one

Come on, look alive, look alive.

Good luck.

It was all under control.

Yeah, that's what it looked like.

Where you've been?

I had a doctors' appointment.

Catch up with you boys later.

What's he got?

Watch your overhead.

Doc go.

Ooh sadly, the man attacked me with a knife.

He's good.

Maybe to you.

You might want to see this.

See what?

I'll show you.

Damn!

He's really good.

Say it again and I'll shoot you.

Get in.

Where's the bomb?

It'll be here.

Barney, looks like the target is right on time.

There's Menz, let's take 'em out fast.

Barney, I'm gonna put you down.

It can't be.

What can't be?

We're gonna shoot these guys or what?

What's the hold up?

He's dead.

Who's dead?

Stonebanks.

Stonebanks.

Come on, get in.

Come on, move!

Rate this script:4.5 / 2 votes