The Escort

Synopsis: Desperate for a good story, a sex-addicted journalist throws himself into the world of high-class escorts when he starts following a Stanford-educated prostitute.
Genre: Comedy, Drama, Romance
Director(s): Will Slocombe
  1 nomination.
88 min

Hold on a second.

- Hey, there.

- Hey.

I feel like you're not

hearing me, 'cause if you were,

I wouldn't be repeating myself,

that's why.

No, because I told--look,

I told you three times, okay?


We'll get going in two.

No, the Nagasaki merger

has to happen at 15.6.

That's black and white.

There's no doubt

about that, okay?

And then you blend

the assets

as I pointed out

in the prospectus, okay?

Trust me, we'll come out of this

smelling like a rose.

You don't trust me?

What am I, a fool?


No, you're not gonna

look like an idiot.

If anyone looks like an idiot,

it's me.

Slap me.

I've been naughty.

Wow, all right.

Now tell me

I'm not gonna get any dessert.

You're not getting

any dessert.

What? Oh!

And you're banned

from TV and Internet for a week!


Ah, yeah.

Tell me I can't watch

Game of Thrones.

- What?

- Just tell me!

You're banned

from watching Game of Thrones,

you little sh*t!

Ah! All right, good,

good, good, good, good.

Yeah, tell me, uh...

run down the whole lineup

of HBO Sunday night shows.

You're banned

from watching Girls.

- No!

- And Veep!

- Ah!

- No more Bored to Death!


They canceled Bored to Death.

Oh, um...

no more Boardwalk Empire.



Ride that sh*t.

Ride that sh*t.

Ride that sh*t

like Evel Knievel.

Ride it.

Oh, God.

Hey, Victoria.

It's Sunday night.

You want to watch

some HBO?

Would you pay me more?

I wasn't planning on it.


I'm not afraid of love

No, I'm not afraid of love

Just because I run away

When you say you need me

I'm not afraid

I don't want to waste

my time

Waste my time

I don't want to waste

my time

Waste my time

The pain we go through

When a love's not true


I made up my mind

to stay away

Away, away

From the hurt you bring

To me

Gonna save my love

For the sure thing

You don't really need

my love

Need my love

You don't really need

My love

Need my love

Just because

when we're apart

You said I'm in your heart

You don't really need me


Made up my mind

I've made up my mind

to stay away


I know, man.

Look, I'm just

running a little behind.

I'll be there soon.

I was just saying how

Corinne is a big movie fan.

Yeah, I make it a point

to see all the Oscar-nominated

movies every year.

Well, that's--that's great.

Do you have any, uh,

any favorites or...

Let's see, um,

well, I'm gonna have

to break it down

genre by genre.

Family, uh, Up is

a really good family film.

- So good.

- Beautiful movie.

I cried.

- Oh, my God.

- Oh, my God. I cried.

Within, like, the first minute.

- You both cried.

- Did you?

If I had to pick

my favorite action,

it'd be Saving Private Ryan.

- Classic.

- It's so visceral.

A lot of guys like action films,

but I do too.

Mitch, you love

Saving Private Ryan.

- He does?

- Yeah.

Wow, a lot of things

in common.

Yeah, I think we've watched

it together, maybe.

I just think

it's really disappointing how

in so many movies

they use sex

in such a gratuitous fashion.

It's really,

really tasteless.

You know,

I couldn't agree more.

And the film industry

thinks we want to see tits

in every other scene

to be satisfied.

It's ridiculous.

Am I right? Thank you.

Okay, well, that's one point

we don't agree on.

- Love your--

- Just the one.

Well, yeah.

You know, I'm gonna run

to the bathroom.

I'm gonna...I'll be right back.

How are you doing tonight?

Good, good, thank you.


- Oh, I'm doing great.

- What the f***, man?

Excuse me.

You're looking at Corinne

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