
The Con Is On
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- Year:
- 2018
- 90 min
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[bells tolling]
[footsteps]
[organ music playing]
[footsteps]
[organ music ends]
What the f*ck
you doin' here?
Where's Irina?
She sent me instead.
Let's look at the package.
Give this to Irina,
and don't f*ck it up.
[liquid sloshing in mixing cup]
It's about fuckin' time.
Where the hell you been?
- I was at church.
- Oh.
- Hello, darling.
- Hello, darling.
How'd it go?
- [woman] Hmm.
- [man] Ooh.
I see it went well.
- Irina will be pleased.
- Very.
- Fancy a bump?
- Just a tiny one.
Maybe I'll borrow a little cash.
Irina won't miss a grand or two.
[liquid pouring]
May I?
[orchestral music playing]
[clattering]
[gunshot]
[beads clattering]
[cash register rings]
[music ends]
[woman] Psst!
- Psst!
- [sipping]
- Psst!
- Ahh...
Psst!
Psst!
Hi there, handsome.
What's your name, sexy?
F*ck off.
All right, mate.
All right, mate.
- Oi, Harry.
- [moans]
- [sighs] Have we landed?
- No, we haven't fuckin' landed.
I'm being accosted
by a tanning booth.
This flight's
a fuckin' nightmare.
I've been abused,
and I've paid for the privilege.
Why do we have to go
to Los Angeles?
It's the safest place
I mean, she'll be looking for us
Oh, she'll do.
She'll hunt us down.
She'll find us.
She'll torture us.
Me first.
for some reason.
Here. Take this.
You'll feel much better.
- [man] What was that?
- I don't know.
- Xanax, possibly.
- Oh, right.
[slow guitar music]
[man]
Los Angeles is horrible.
It's like a theme park
built on a fault line.
Shh!
No, no.
[chuckles] Right.
Bye, love.
Oh, yeah,
who was that then?
Now, darling,
don't get upset.
It was Sidney, wasn't it?
I might have known.
- He's an old friend.
- He's an evil old pederast.
[man] If we're gonna see Sidney,
I need a fuckin' drink.
I'm as dry
as a schoolgirl's knickers.
[bell tolling]
Once again,
I'm being asked to prostitute myself
for the sake of a criminal venture.
All I'm asking is that you take
one for the team, all right?
It's your own fault for being
so bloody beautiful, isn't it?
- Here. Take this.
- I already took one.
- Take another one.
- All right.
And take one of these.
All right.
[organ music playing]
Go in peace, my child.
[footsteps echoing]
[chuckling]
- Well, well, let me drink you in.
- [Harry] Sidney.
My dear, dear Harry.
And, my own boy.
[chuckles] Oh, my. Haven't
we been filling out, hmm?
When I think back to how scrawny
you were when we first met.
Like a little bird, a fledgling.
And now, look at you.
Proud cock.
I do hope you've forgiven
your Uncle Sidney
for that little mishap
in Turkey?
I couldn't bear to think of you
being angry with me.
It was only for a few months.
I can't even imagine the horrors you
were subjected to in that sordid jail.
I want you to tell me all about it.
Every little detail, hmm?
All the ins and outs.
[Harry]
Sidney? We need a word.
Yes. This way, my pets.
- [Harry] He's new.
- Yes, the last one split.
[Sidney] You know, I don't think I've seen
you since Istanbul. It's been an age.
What have you been doing
with yourself?
Well, you know,
this and that.
Import, export.
A little poker. How are you?
Oh, much the same.
Still battling
this interminable ennui.
You know, life is simply
insupportable without you, Harry.
- Well, I'm back.
- So I see.
- Staying with us long, I hope?
- F*ck, no.
- That depends.
- [knock on door]
[door opens]
- A package has arrived.
- Thank you, Kim Kim.
Sidney...
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