
The Christmas Eve Season #9 Episode #4
- Year:
- 1999
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There.
That's better.
All clean.
He sees you when you're sleepin'
He knows when you're awake
What are you doing here?
- And what are you talking about?
- I'm talkin' about Santa Claus!
Only 105 days left until
Christmas, so you better be good.
I'd better be good? How 'bout this? You
better be scarce. Now go on.
I don't care about Christmas.
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way
- Robbie!
- 54 days left till Christmas.
Get your butt in gear
and get your marshmallows,
because without marshmallows,
sweet potatoes are nothin'!
Enough! I don't care
about any of this nonsense.
Now shoo!
OK. But don't say
I didn't say I told you so.
Smashing through the snow
And laughin' all the way
It's finally here. Tomorrow's Christmas
Eve! Got everything ready?
- No.
- You haven't trimmed stockings
or hung your chestnuts
or roasted the tree?
- Or dignified your puddin'?
- Hipster!
Will you get it through your head?
No one here gives
a hoot about Christmas!
A white Christmas!
How perfect.
And it's our first one together
as a family. Isn't this exciting?
Oh, yeah!
How 'bout that?
There's something Roy needs to...
Don't ruin the surprise
for her, Hipster.
Surprise?
Oh, I love surprises!
You're the best. Come on,
let's go make some cookies.
OK, you a dead man.
Do you know that?
Hold that thought.
I'll be right back.
Oh, good, you're still open.
No, we're closing now.
Merry Christmas.
Wait, wait, wait! I need your help.
I have to make a Christmas,
and I have no idea
what it is or how to do it!
Why didn't you say so?
That's super.
I know all about Christmas,
and I've just the book.
Christmas for Village Idiots.
It's all spelled out. See?
One, decorate the house.
Two, the stockings by the fireplace.
Step three, the Christmas feast.
- What's that?
- Step four? The Christmas tree!
Does the tree go inside the house?
Anyway, step five, the telling
of the Christmas story.
This is the step that says
I created the perfect Christmas
for my perfect family perfectly.
Family by the fire,
everyone cozy and warm.
Happy, happy. Voila!
- Sure.
- Long story short,
it's all right here.
It's no problem.
- Perfect.
- I mean, how hard can it be?
- I didn't get the eggnog!
- Closed?! What do you mean?
- Dwight the Knight action figure?
- Marshmallows!
Sweet potatoes are nothing
without marshmallows!
Bye-bye. Have a super Christmas.
Frozone, is that you?
Boyd! What are you
doing up so early?
- Are you okay?
- I'm all right.
What are you? Are you decorating?
- Yeah, that. Surprised?
- Yes.
Well, this is our first
Christmas together as a family,
and, you know, I just want to
make sure that it's perfect.
Roy, I think... it's beautiful.
- It's passable.
- It's terrible!
- Hipster!
- They usually toilet paper and run.
Whoever did this means business!
Get rid of all this
and get tinsel and doilies and ribbons
and some plastic reindeer.
What is it you wanted today?
It's Christmas Eve!
I've brought you a little somethin'.
Go ahead, take a couple.
I bought plenty for everybody!
Oh, isn't that... nice.
Well, thanks for stopping by for that
the brief visit, but as you can see,
there's a lot of work to do.
Just like him to wait till last minute.
Don't worry, there's one thing I
know, it's Christmas.
He's gonna want help,
advice and he's definitely...
I think what he wants
is a nice family Christmas.
Oh, a family Christmas.
Yeah. It's the
first one with the kids.
Don't say a word.
I know exactly what you mean.
I got a lot to do now,
so I better get movin'.
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