The Chipmunk Adventure

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(David)

THE TAXI'S GONNA BE HERE

ANY MINUTE:

AND I'M NOT EVEN PACKED.

UH, HAS ANYONE SEEN MY TIE?

YOU'RE WEARING IT, DAVE.

UH, UH, THANKS, SIMON.

DON'T FORGET YOUR MITTENS,

DAVE.

IT'S COLD IN EUROPE.

OH, THANKS, THEODORE.

(Simon)

AND DON'T FORGE YOUR TOUR BOOK.

I'M MARKING

ALL THE GREAT CITIES

YOU'LL WANT TO VISIT.

GREAT, SIMON.

NOW, LET'S SEE. SHIRTS,

PANTS, OVERCOATS, SOCKS.

(David)

AM I FORGETTING ANYTHING?

ME!

[grunts]

ALVIN, WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS

A MILLION TIMES.

PLEASE, DAVE, I NEED

A LITTLE CULTURE IN MY LIFE.

THE EIFFEL TOWER,

THE SISTINE CHAPEL,

THE LOUVRE IN ROME.

THE LOUVRE IS IN PARIS, ALVIN.

YOU SEE, I DON'T EVEN KNOW

WHERE THE LOUVRE IS.

PLEASE. TAKE ME WITH YOU,

DAVE.

ALVIN, FOR THE LAST TIME.

THIS IS STRICTLY

A BUSINESS TRIP.

IT'S JUST NOT PRACTICAL.

BESIDES, I'VE HIRED SOMEONE

VERY GOOD:

[tires screeching]

TO TAKE CARE OF YOU

WHILE I'M GONE.

[car crashing]

[cans rattling]

OH.

DID IT HAVE TO BE

MISS MILLER, DAVE?

(David)

NOW, COME ON, FELLAS,

SHE'S A VERY NICE WOMAN.

YOO-HOO! I'M HERE.

HELLO! ANYBODY HOME?

(all)

UP HERE!

DAVE?

BOYS?

WE'RE UP HERE!

WE'RE UP HERE!

(Miss Miller)

HELLO!

HELLO!

[yelling]

WE'LL BE RIGHT DOWN.

[car horn honking]

WELL, MY TAXI'S HERE.

I'M SURE GONNA

MISS YOU, BOYS.

(Miss Miller)

HELLO!

[all groan]

[honking]

JUST A MINUTE.

DAVID, YOUR JACKET.

OH, THANKS.

AND YOUR TICKETS.

THANKS, SIMON.

THANKS, ALVIN.

(David)

ALVIN!

[tires screeching]

DON'T WORRY

ABOUT A THING, DAVID.

THE BOYS WILL BE FINE.

BYE, DAVE.

BYE, DAVE.

DON'T WORRY, DEAR.

YOU'LL GET TO SEE THE WORLD

SOON ENOUGH.

(Simon)

LOOK OUT ON THE LEFT, ALVIN.

YOU'RE NO GOING TO MAKE IT.

(Eleanor)

BRITTANY. OH, ALVIN.

FASTER, ALVIN.

FASTER.

HURRY.

GO, ALVIN.

BRITTANY.

OH!

[grunts]

(Simon)

LOOK OUT FOR THAT...

SPHINX.

AW, NUTS.

SINCE WHEN DOES ALVIN

LIKE PLAYING:

AROUND THE WORLD

IN 30 DAYS?

SINCE HE FEELS IT'S AS CLOSE

TO A WORLD TRIP:

AS HE'LL EVER GET.

(all)

COME ON. HURRY.

WE HAVE PEOPLE:

WAITING AROUND THE WORLD

FOR $5 MILLION IN DIAMONDS,

AND WE CAN'T GET ANYONE

TO DELIVER THEM.

WHAT ABOUT IVAN?

(Claudia)

OH, WE'VE USED HIM

TOO OFTEN.

JAMAL KNOWS HIS FACE.

[coughing]

[coughing]

[whimpers]

(Claudia)

OH, SORRY, SOPHIE.

WE NEED SOMEONE NEW.

SOMEONE JAMAL:

WOULD NEVER SUSPECT.

DON'T FORGET, DEAR BROTHER,

LAST YEAR JAMAL ROBBED US

OF $3 MILLION WORTH

OF PRICELESS, PRECIOUS...

(Klaus)

CLAUDIA.

...GORGEOUS, SPECTACULAR...

CLAUDIA.

...TO DIE FOR GEMS.

[sobbing]

[whimpers]

THANK YOU, SOPHIE.

[whimpers]

[blowing nose]

[snarling]

OH, CLAUDIA, PLEASE.

NOT HERE.

(Simon)

COME ON, ALVIN.

(Eleanor)

BRITTANY, WATCH OUT.

NOISY BRATS.

[snarling]

(Theodore)

GO, ALVIN, GO.

TO THE LEFT, ALVIN.

TO THE LEFT.

LEAVE ME ALONE.

(Theodore)

WATCH OUT!

THE CHIPETTES ARE WINNING.

I HEARD THAT, THEODORE.

YOU NEED TO TAKE THE SHORTCU ACROSS FIJI, ALVIN.

OH, NOT THAT.

IT'S TOO DANGEROUS.

IT'S MY ONLY CHANCE.

[thunder crackling]

OH, BRITTANY, BE CAREFUL.

OH, BRITTANY.

(Simon)

YOU'RE GAINING, ALVIN.

[grunts]

[arrows swishing]

[growling]

NO!

[Chipettes cheering]

(all)

HURRAY!

I WON.

YOU'RE LUCKY

THIS IS ONLY A GAME.

YOU'D NEVER BEAT ME

IF THIS WERE FOR REAL.

OH, IS THAT SO?

YEAH, THAT'S SO.

IF I HAD THE MONEY,

I'D RACE YOU AROUND THE WORLD,

RIGHT NOW.

[exclaims]

[Alvin arguing]

ARE YOU THINKING

WHAT I'M THINKING?

OH, DON'T BE RIDICULOUS.

IT'S TOO DANGEROUS.

THEY'RE ONLY CHILDREN.

EXACTLY.

WHO WOULD SUSPECT THEM?

NO, CLAUDIA,

IT'S OUT OF THE QUESTION.

[whimpering]

LISTEN TO ME, KLAUS!

IF YOU THINK I'M GOING

TO LET YOU BOTCH UP THIS DEAL

LIKE YOU DID THE LAST ONE...

MUST YOU KEEP REMINDING ME?

I UNDERESTIMATED JAMAL.

IT WON'T HAPPEN AGAIN.

(Claudia)

YOU BET IT WON'T.

WE'RE DOING THINGS MY WAY

THIS TIME.

[growling]

WELL, UNLESS YOU INHERI A FORTUNE, ALVIN,

I GUESS WE'LL NEVER KNOW.

(Klaus)

EXCUSE US,

BUT WE COULDN' HELP OVERHEARING

YOUR CONVERSATION.

WE WERE JUST WONDERING

WHICH ONE OF YOU

REALLY WOULD WIN A RACE

AROUND THE WORLD.

HMM, I WOULD.

NOT A CHANCE.

I KNOW.

SHE COULD WIN.

WOULD YOU LIKE:

TO MAKE A LITTLE WAGER?

WHY NOT?

I BET $1 MILLION

ON THIS CUTIE.

HMM.

AND I BE ON THIS HANDSOME GENTLEMAN.

$1 MILLION?

UH, YOU'RE JOKING, RIGHT?

CERTAINLY NOT.

WE'RE QUITE WEALTHY

AND VERY BORED.

ALLOW US:

TO INTRODUCE OURSELVES.

MY NAME IS KLAUS FURSCHTIEN,

AND THIS IS MY SISTER,

CLAUDIA.

[barking]

AND SOPHIE.

(Theodore)

AND WE ARE THE CHIPMUNKS.

A-AND THESE ARE OUR FRIENDS,

THE CHIPETTES.

[Chipettes giggling]

THE CHIPMUNKS AND CHIPETTES.

[growling]

OH, HOW ADORABLE!

WELL, WHAT DO YOU SAY?

WILL YOU CONSIDER

OUR LITTLE WAGER?

A BET LIKE THIS:

WOULD ADD A LITTLE EXCITEMEN TO OUR LIVES.

WELL, I'M GAME.

ME, TOO.

(all)

WHAT?

THEN IT'S ALL SET.

WE'LL SUPPLY

ALL THE NECESSARY PROVISIONS

FOR YOU TO RACE:

AROUND THE WORLD,

AND THE FIRST ONE BACK

GETS $100,000.

$100,000?

THIS IS FANTASTIC.

[crickets chirping]

(Alvin)

COME ON, SIMON,

HELP ME OUT.

ABSOLUTELY NOT.

I REFUSE TO BE A PAR OF THIS DECEPTION.

OK, THEODORE,

IT'S YOU AND ME.

WE JUST NEED DAVE TO SAY,

"HELLO, MISS MILLER,

"I WANT ALVIN, SIMON

AND THEODORE:

TO MEET ME IN EUROPE.

BYE-BYE."

IS THE TAPE RECORDER READY?

I THINK SO.

I CAN'T BELIEVE

YOU'D DECEIVE MISS MILLER

FOR A PACKAGE:

OF TUTTI-FRUTTI, THEODORE.

2 PACKAGES.

WHAT COULD BE BETTER?

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