The Boy Who Cried Werewolf

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Come on.

Hello?

Aah!

Aah!

What's your problem?

Hunter, how many times have I.

Told you not to do that to me?

This is a really good one.

Come on, we have to make.

Dinner.

Destruktor iv:
The download

Of death.

Did I tell you destruktor iv

Comes out this weekend.

Yeah, you mentioned it. It's

Rated "r."

dad said he'd take me.

No, he said, "we'll see."

W what are we having?

Tofu stir fry.

Just because you're

A vegetarian doesn't mean we

Have to starve. Humans eat meat,

Jordan. It's why we have these.

Move. Thank you.

Why do we have 4 places?

I invited Ms. Carlsburg from

Down the street over for dinner.

Why would you do that?

I thought it would be good

For dad. Be nice to her.

Hello.

Hi.

Yeah, yeah. Just grabbing

A quick bite, all right. I'll

See you soon. Uh, bye-bye. I'll

Call you back. Hello.

Hi, dad.

Guys, what's going on?

You remember Ms. Carlsburg.

Sure. Hey.

Jacqueline.

Good. Um, uh, can you give us

A moment? Jordan.

You can't just leave, dad.

I have another call across

Town. It's a big one. A rewire

Job. It could be a lot of money.

Ms. Carlsburg, I'm awfully

Thirsty. Do you think you could

Go get me some soda out of

The fridge?

Oh, of course, sweetie.

I just thought it'd be good

For you.

Jordan, I appreciate

The effort, but I told you, when

It's time, when I'm ready, I'll

Find my own date.

Sorry to interrupt.

Oh.

Oh. Good pie. Mmm.

Thank you. Hunter wanted some

More soda.

Hmm.

Aah!

Hunter!

All right.

Jordan, he's over there. Ask

Him to the prom.

Forget it. No possible way.

J, you've been drooling over

Court mccann since he

Transferred from Harrison.

I don't drool. And besides,

What am I gonna say to him?

Nothing. You say nothing.

Look at Ashley and whit.

They got it down.

The hair flip.

The lip pout.

The overgiggle.

It's a language all its own.

This is not the time to be

A mouse, Jordan. You're

The predator, and he's your

Prey.

All right. See ya.

Bye, court.

Dang it. I forgot my wallet.

Oh. Here, let me. Uh.

Let me, um. I can.

Wow. Thanks, Judy.

Uh, it's actually Jordan.

Right.

Um, what's with your face?

Uh-huh.

You're joking, right?

You and court mccann? It's

Never gonna happen, sweetie.

Ever.

Heads up!

Ooh!

Aah!

Come on, sands. Get a hand

Up.

Your sister kind of stinks,

Dude.

Yeah.

Are you sure that's the bag?

Patience, my son.

Ooh!

Come on, sands. Did I say you

Could take a break? You want to

Make this team, I'm gonna need

A little more effort.

Here we go. Watch this.

Aah!

Dude.

Hey, isn't that your loser

Brother, sands?

I've never seen him before in

My life.

Freak. Now you'll never make

The team.

Ok, so this one really needs to

Be paid. And, um, the rest of

Them can wait until the 15th.

Dad, everything's gonna be

All right, isn't it?

Mmm. Sure. Of course it is,

Honey.

But we need a miracle.

A big, big miracle.

Hey, look, I don't want you guys

To worry, all right? We will

Figure this out. I promise you.

Oh, and, um, there's

Something else that I just...

yeah? What's that?

Suspended again?

The principal says hunter was

Acting out.

Hunter, grab the camera. I

Can't hold it through the mask.

Ok. I'm gonna sneak up on him.

Aah!

Aah!

Oh!

You freaked me out.

Come over here.

What are you doing?

Mom!

This is so brilliant, hunter.

Not brilliant.

Aah!

It's not funny. Would you put

The entrails down, please?

Hunter, this has to stop. It was

Ok when you were a kid, but it's

Time to grow up.

Dad, I've been 14 for like

A month.

You got to start living in

The real world. Ok? And in

The real world, there's no

Destruktor. All right, there's

No mutilator. There's no aliens.

Just because you don't

Believe it doesn't mean it's not

True.

I miss her, too.

One more of these, one more, all

This goes away. Ok?

Yeah. I got it.

Good night.

It's the middle of the night,

Hunter. If this is one of your...

no, it's not. Just open it.

Ok. "Dear sands family.

Greetings from wolfsberg,

Romania."

Romania? Who's from Romania?

Vampires. What, I'm just

Saying?

"we regret to inform you of

The passing of your great Uncle

Dragumeer... dragomir vookavik.

Your presence is requested this

Saturday for the reading of his

Last will and testament, at

Which time possession

Of wolfsberg manor will be

Transferred to you."

wolfsberg manor?

Dragomir?

No, it's not me. There was

This creepy guy outside

The door and he was watching me.

I don't know, he must have left

It. Look, there's a number. Call

It if you don't believe me.

That was the executor's

Office.

Well?

What's they say?

It looks like your mother's

Great Uncle has left us

Everything. Including his

Castle.

See? I told you. We're rich.

No, we're not rich, hunter.

Dad, how come mom never told us

We have relatives in Romania?

I have no idea, sweetie.

Dude, I'm going to Romania.

Yeah, I don't know. Let me ask.

Hey, dad, can we go see

Dracula's castle?

Ok. Well, he's undecided. Yeah.

Ok. Yeah, I'm gonna go pack.

Dad, you're not seriously

Considering this, are you?

Here we are, kids.

We made it.

Welcome to wolfsberg airport.

Aw, cool. Silver bullets.

I will rip flesh from bone.

And stitch it into a bonnet.

Destruktor III.

Fashion kills.

You here for the fest, bro?

The fest?

Wolfsberg moonlight mania.

The greatest monster fest this

Side of the big apple.

They have it every year to honor

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