The Boss
1
(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)
Come on. Let's go.
Wait a minute!
You can't just return them.
They said I wasn't a good fit.
There'll be another family, Michelle.
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
Oh, come on! Wait a minute!
What's the matter with me?
Not a thing, Michelle.
God's children are all perfect.
In their own way.
(ROCK BALLAD PLAYING)
F*** you!
Never lose hope, Michelle.
There's a family out there for everyone.
Come on, Agnes. Families are for suckers.
Don't worry about me. I don't need anybody.
I'm going straight to the top.
Michelle. Michelle?
AUDIENCE CHANTING: Michelle! Michelle!
- Michelle!
- SISTER ALUMINATA: Michelle?
MALE ANNOUNCER:
She's the CEOof three Fortune 500 companies
and the best-selling financial author
of Money Talks, Bullshit Walks.
The one, the only, Michelle Darnell!
(HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
Who wants to make some money?
(MAN SHOUTING)
I can't hear you, Chicago!
Come on! There we go!
(RAPPING) MD going in on the verse
'Cause I never been defeated
And I won't stop now
Keep your hands up, put 'em in the sky
For the homies didn't make it
I never went nowhere
They're saying 'Chelle's back
Blame it on the conjure
They call it M.D.-ac
Got twenty bank accounts
Accountants count me in
The Chi's champion
'Cause all I do is...
MALE ANNOUNCER:
Give it up for T-Pain!All I do is win, win, win no matter what
Got money on my mind
I can never get enough
And every time I step up in the building
Everybody hands go up
And they stay there
And they say yeah
And they stay there
Up down, up down, up down
'Cause all I do is win, win, win
And if you goin' in put your hands in the air
Make them stay there
(AUDIENCE CHEERING)
MICHELLE:
Thank you, Chicago!Thank you. All right.
WOMAN:
I love you!Thank you. I love you, too.
My name is Michelle Darnell
and I am the 47th
wealthiest woman in America.
How wealthy am I?
I had Destiny's Child reunite
only to have them come over
so I could watch them break apart again.
Huh?
How did I get to my success level?
What's my secret?
Okay, number one.
You work your ass off to get what you want.
Number two.
You do not let other people drag you down.
'Cause they will.
They are an anchor in your life
that you do not want.
Cut 'em loose and sail off.
If you work this program...
You. Will. Get. Rich.
And I'm not talking about chump change.
And I'm not talking about some
loose dollar bills at the bottom of your purse.
I'm talking about real f***ing money!
Life-changing money!
AUDIENCE CHANTING:
Real f***ing money! Real f***ing money!
That's how you do it.
Now let's go make some money!
Thank you, Tito. What a night!
That's right, MD.
(LAUGHING)
Yeah.
I'm amazed that the United Center
is even still standing
because I crushed it tonight.
You crushed it like velvet.
Like velvet!
Send T-Pain some "thank you" flowers.
- Okay?
- Okay.
Look into getting more fire power to that bird.
Absolutely. More power.
No. The fire marshal almost shut us down
based on the pyrotechnics we used tonight.
I don't think that's an option.
Let's hire a new fire marshal.
CLAIRE:
I don't think you canhire a fire marshal.
I think it's a city-appointed position,
but I'll look into it.
TITO:
All she does is win, Claire. Toot-toot!CLAIRE:
I got this, Tito.Okay? You can sit this one out.
MICHELLE:
Claire?Oh, teeth whitening. Sorry. Sorry, yes.
- My God.
- Sorry.
- Hmm.
- I have to remind you. That seems...
That seems like a little the opposite, right?
Yeah.
Okay. Yeah, I think if you keep your...
You need to keep your tongue
inside your mouth for this to work.
Last week you very
specifically said, "Keep tongue out."
- No.
- You did say that, Claire.
I said, "Get your tongue out of the picture."
She's got to breathe, Claire.
Somebody must be hungry.
Somebody gets very crabby
when she's hungry.
You're a little hangry, Claire.
I'm not hangry, Tito.
Hungry and angry. You hangry, Claire.
Sixty seconds of no talking.
'Cause this has to set for 60 seconds.
I've been waiting. I mean, I'm in here.
You're the only one that's talking, Claire.
You're the only one talking. It's hilarious.
It's like that classic comedy gag,
"He's on my baseball."
Who's on my baseball?
Who's on my baseball?
- Uh, who's on my baseball? (CHUCKLING)
- (MICHELLE CHUCKLING)
- Oh, no it's...
- Who's on my baseball?
I think it's, "Who's on first.
What's on second? I Don't Know is on third."
Right?
- I don't think that's...
- Uh, no.
I think you're on my baseball.
- TITO:
Who's on my baseball?- First base.
(SINGING) What's on my baseball?
Baseball
Great. So, since I have you for a second,
you told me to remind you
exactly a year ago today
that it's been three years
since my last pay increase.
I don't think that's true.
That doesn't ring...
Does that seem accurate to you?
That sounds false.
But you crushed it tonight!
CLAIRE:
It's not false, Tito.It's entirely accurate.
And I wrote down what you said.
Oh, Claire,
I don't know why you always have to quote.
"Claire, exactly one year from today
"I'm going to give you a raise so big
"you'll cream your jeans
and shat your chaps."
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