The Bonfire of the Vanities

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Fallow arriving, area A. Do you copy?

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Hi, Mr. Fallow. Welcome.

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Hi, so nice to see you!

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Careful with that!

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We're in a bit of a rush...

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so let's hop on the cart and get going.

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There are a lot of people waiting.

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We're so honored to have you.

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This is really

an historic occasion, Peter.

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Mr. Fallow, I'd like

to take this private moment...

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to tell you how much I admire your book.

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When Faulkner was asked

to recommend three novels, he said:

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"Anna Karenina, Anna Karenina,

Anna Karenina."

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Today, he'd say:

"The Real McCoy and the Forgotten Lamb.

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"The Real McCoy and the Forgotten Lamb,

The Real McCoy and..."

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I know you've heard it a million times...

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but the scene where the mayor is hit

in the head with the mayonnaise jar...

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Well, to be continued.

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Right this way.

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I've got Mr. Fallow.

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Get away!

This should never have happened.

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I'm so sorry.

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Right this way, Mr. Fallow.

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We're just going through these two doors.

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We're on our way.

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But I must say, if I may quote you...

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Look at all the busy bees.

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If I may quote you...

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"How in the name of God...

Who in the name of God...

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"would bring a half-eaten jar

of mayonnaise to a public meeting?"

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Ambassador!

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I'm Charles Buchanan. This is my wife,

Stephanie, and my daughter.

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Mr. Fallow, I read your book 15 times.

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Next year, next year I'm going

to take a course in it.

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We're going to go up by ourselves.

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Are you hungry?

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That's salmon, but I don't think

you should touch that.

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Mr. Fallow, it's such an honor

to finally meet you.

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Oh, my God!

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Oh, my God!

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We are running a bit late.

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I don't know what to say. Let me see...

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-What's your name?

-Suzanne.

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Are you married?

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Excuse me!

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Excuse me!

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Animals!

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Someone needs deodorant.

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All right, all right, here we go.

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Everything is under control.

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Nothing to worry about.

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Excuse me. I haven't

introduced myself, have I?

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