The Babysitter

Synopsis: Cole (Judah Lewis) is madly in love with his babysitter (Samara Weaving) Bee. She's hot, funny, and popular. One night, in a moment of defiance, Cole secretly stays up his bedtime to discover she's actually a cold-blooded killer who's in league with the Devil. He now must spend his night evading Bee's band of killers who will stop at nothing to prevent Cole from spilling their dark secret. It's up to Cole to survive the night (and blow up a few people along the way).
Genre: Comedy, Horror
Director(s): McG
Production: Marvista Entertainment
85 min


I don't need it. I'm telling you.

Just because you don't feel sick now

doesn't mean you don't need the shot.

I never get sick, okay?

You can take that and give it to Barry.

-His nose is always running.

-What are you giving me sh*t for?

I saw you earlier today. We said hi.

I said, "Cole." You said, "Mr. Daisy."

Why are you giving me sh*t today?

I mean, it's just a needle, man.

Damn. Come here, get the shot.

Ain't nothing to be scared of.

There's 62 kids came here,

got a shot, no problem.

You come in here, take ten minutes?

I got 84 kids more to go. Okay?

We're boys. Be cool. Sh*t, man.

Are you gonna take this shot?

Step over here and take the shot,

just like you'd take some ass.

There's nothing to be scared of.

I'm not scared.

[Cole screaming]


[school bell rings]

[Melanie] Did you know only one baby

was born on the Mayflower?

How crazy is that sh*t?

His name was literally Oceanus.

He didn't even have a nationality.

Just a citizen of the sea, I guess.

What class did you learn that in?

[scoffs] No one learns anything in class.

That's why we have the Internet.

[rap music playing over speakers]

[Melanie sighs] There's my dad.

[Melanie's dad] Melanie, get over here.

It was his high-school dream car.

He got it after the divorce

to make Mom jealous, but...

-it didn't work because it's a car.

-[Melanie's dad] Now.

Dad, can we give Cole a ride home?

Cole, are your parents expecting you

to take the bus home?

-I guess so.

-Yeah, they are.

So, you should take the bus, okay, sport?

Sorry, dude.

I'll see you, though, neighbor, huh?

-I didn't--

-What's that?

[engine revving]

-NASCAR Nation, b*tch. Whoo!

-[Melanie] Dad--

[Melanie] Dad!


Ooh-whah, ooh-whah. Ooh-whah, ooh-whah.

Well, well, well.

[Jeremy] Hey, Colonoscopy.

How's it hanging?

I don't know. Okay?

Well, speaking of hanging,

have your balls dropped yet?

-[boys laughing]

-[Cole mumbling]

I didn't catch that.

I said,

"Why are you so interested in my balls?"

Last thing he cares about is your balls.

[Jeremy] Yeah, 'cause on Saturday,

I hooked up with Shelly MacEntyre.

The sophomore?

The sophomore.

But in many ways, she was a senior.

-I don't believe you.

-You don't need to believe him.

It's not like your belief will validate

what happens to his dick.

Wanna know how it was?

No, not really.

Well, see,

as a 14-year-old in that kind of situation

with a 16-year-old

that looks like Shelly MacEntyre,

it was overwhelming, man.

I mean, she is a woman.

Fully-developed, man.

It's crazy, man. It's... [grunts]

Man, you know what I'm saying?

I said, do you know what I'm saying?

You just said it didn't matter

if I believed you.

-Well, I changed my mind, b*tch.

-Sorry, I wasn't--

[Jeremy] Oh, my God. He's so weird.


Ooh-whah, ooh-whah. Ooh-whah, ooh-whah.

[woman] Hey!

Did you just touch Cole?

-So, what if I did?

-[woman] Jeremy, check it out.

You so much as think about Cole again...

and I'm gonna...

[inaudible dialogue]

The girls wanna be her

The boys wanna be her

You crazy b*tch.

The girls wanna be her

-[tire hissing]

-Now get out of here!

Before I run you over,

you little Pap smear.

-Hey, Coley.

-[Cole] Hey, Bee.

These are new.

Yeah, I have to wear them sometimes.

They supposedly help strengthen

my left eye,

-but I can't tell the difference.

-You look pretty strong to me.

You skin your palms?

-It doesn't hurt.

-Yeah, it does. Come here.

-They bother you a lot?


You look away when you lie, dude.

They the ones that egg your house?

[sighs, clicks tongue]

You gotta punch them in the dick.

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