Teen Titans: The Judas Contract

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Speed it up, will you?

You drive like my granny.

We're moving with

the flow of traffic.

When do I get to drive?

My car, so, never.

Ooh, I'm gonna sign in

this thing called Twitter.

You put up what you're

thinking like, "I love pizza,"

or "I'm having pizza now",

or even "pizza is awesome."

All your thoughts don't

have to be pizza related.

Says who?

Hey, I could order a pizza,

while we're puttering

along here.

Ooh, great idea.

Gonna have pizza soon.

First twit sent.

What the heck is that?

- Flash, go find out.

- On it.

- Report.

- You need to see for yourself.

I'm not totally sure.

Big week for us. First, we

stop the fearsome five.

They were so pissed.

"You'll pay for

interfering with us."

Blah, blah, blah.

And now we get to

stop an alien brawl.

Which side do we join?

- Really?

- Looks can be deceiving.

Titans, go!

And the fact that she's hot

has nothing to do with it.

Buzz off, lizard lips!

Coming through. Excuse me.

Excusez-moi

I think Rapunzel is trying

to tell us something.

Speedy, you got something

loud to close that thing?

Got you covered, boss.

Whoa!

I did not see that coming.

Thank you.

I am Koriand'r of Tamaran.

Our kind can learn language

from the act of kissing.

Useful.

Are you all right?

My sister, Komand'r, staged

a coup and took the throne.

I had to flee.

But I will soon return.

Well, you can stay with us

until you figure it out.

Okay?

Yes, please.

I will ask sanctuary

for two or three days.

A week at the longest.

Let me introduce you

to my friends.

Oh, by the way,

I speak some Spanish,

if you wanna learn that.

Second year high school French.

Welcome to the teen titans.

Careful, you fool.

This equipment is worth

more than your lives.

What?

The titans will be

there in less than a minute.

I see no signs of that.

Believe, don't believe,

your choice.

They're ready.

They're slow.

I hardly had time

to answer a post.

It's a tough climb,

especially in this moonlight.

Nightwing.

They're bound to spot us.

Nightwing.

If we wait for those clouds...

Dick!

What?

Terra is taking us up there.

She is?

Yeah, I do all the dirty work

around here.

Going up.

You've been gone

a long time, cowboy.

Let's move.

Quiet down.

The bug is nervous.

I'm not feeling too good

about this myself.

How come you're so calm?

You have never been a gopher.

Hey!

Scarab, stop.

Control that thing, beetle,

or I'll control it for you.

You're going to have

a sword fight in here?

How about some place roomier

like a broom closet?

Everyone, calm down.

The enemy is above us.

You have to channel

all your thoughts to that.

Remember, these

opponents are different.

Uh, as Kori will tell you.

No, keep going.

I've been studying them

since I left the titans.

They're zealots, extremists.

They'll sacrifice themselves

without hesitation to get to you.

So, the quicker we

take them down, the better.

That about cover it?

Very well said.

Terra, can you do this?

Yes, if you'd all shut up.

We're six inches

under the floor.

Who wants to knock?

Titans, go!

"Thanks for getting us into the

impenetrable h.I.V.E base, Terra."

"Yeah, you're the best."

This bad guy is yours, mama.

Terra, stay with us.

Like I couldn't take out

all these jokers by myself.

We've been compromised.

Abandon the base.

They prepared well.

Their reaction time

is much better.

Robin, stop complementing

the bad guys.

But he's right.

Be ready for anything.

These dudes must buy their

bad guy stuff in bulk.

How about we do that move

you taught me last weekend?

Now?

I admire your boldness,

but what will the team think?

What? No, not...

Okay, you got me.

The training move, please.

Get in the truck.

Your service has come to an end.

Bless you all.

Watch it, dude.

Those are my friends.

At least act like you're trying to

keep your parasite in line, beetle.

That was unbearable.

Get it?

Seriously?

Could you not leave yourself

open like that?

I worry.

I'm sorry, babe.

I've been doing

a lot of thinking lately.

About what?

I think we should take the

next step in our relationship.

To be continued.

Say cheese,

and post.

Hey, how about a movie tonight?

Whoa!

Keep moving, Magilla.

The base is ours.

So, what were you saying

before we were interrupted?

I...

Okay, good a place as any.

I got an apartment in the city.

I hoped, maybe,

we could share, you know,

together.

Oh, snap!

No rock?

That's so lame.

On Tamaran, everyone

would gossip.

So it's a good thing

we live here.

What I'm getting is that they're

too good to hang with us.

Yeah, that's the takeaway.

Hey, I'm over

a million followers!

Call me Jefe.

You need to get your head

in the game, gar.

Or, maybe your head

is in a different game.

Who wouldn't want to date me?

I'm awesome.

But everything I do

pisses her off.

Want my advice?

Quit turning into a chimp

and stealing monkey kisses.

People think that's adorable.

Nope, no one thinks that.

Time out.

Gotta make a call.

Terra.

Would you like to join me?

The staff helps clear the mind.

No thanks.

I'm just trying to avoid

green bean for a while.

I never cared much for the zoo.

If he's bothering you...

He's just a jerk.

Is it true what they

say about her,

that she has her father trapped

in that Jewel on her head?

Yes, his name is Trigon.

He's a demon.

They have issues.

Well, she knows

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