Teardrops in the Snow: The Making of 'The Saddest Music in the World'
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- 2003
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You are a very sad man,
Mr. Kent.
Nothing gets me down, sugar.
Put your hands on the ice...
next to mine.
Just a second.
Stand behind me.
For moral support.
My other pocket's lonely.
Let 'er rip.
Keep moving your hands
until you feel something.
She's a wise old woman.
Look into the ice.
I'm looking.
Closer.
Look into your soul, Mr. Kent.
As your wise old fingers
will tell you,
I didn't cry at my mother's funeral,
and I don't cry now.
Look to your own miseries,
Mr. Kent.
Otherwise, you are a dead man.
Narcissa,
do you have another nickel?
Give her a tip.
A dead man!
Dead!
See how much happiness
your money can buy.
Now, what possessed you
to take me there?
Well, when I first saw you,
my tapeworm said, ''Fortune-teller,''
and that settled it.
I never go against my tapeworm.
I don't believe
in this tapeworm of yours.
Most tapeworms
are chewers, not talkers.
Oh, yes. He's got a very strong will.
He's irresistible.
I'm cold.
Let's take a streetcar.
We can't pay.
It's the 23.
We won't have to.
Are you an American?
I'm not an American.
I'm a nymphomaniac.
As long as you're not American,
you can be whatever you like.
Well, he's an American.
You're mistaken.
He may have
but I assure you
he's Canadian... 100%.
- You lied to me?
- No.
It's like I said.
I'm a producer from New York.
Just down on his luck.
A real-live, Yankee-Doodle boy.
Then you're no son of mine.
Muskeg beer hall.
End of the line!
Get up
Get your boots on
Hurry up, hurry up
Time's a wastin'
if you're not tastin'
Lady Port-Huntley Beer
Can't wait to drink
One down, two down,
three down, four
Along this town
we want to be true
Lady Port-Huntley's beer
It's for me and for you
It's for me and for you
The Muskeg beer hour
is still gushing!
I'm Duncan Ellsworth,
and I've got
major key news for you...
a contest,
ladies ard gentlemer.
The most exciting in our history.
for some spondoolicks?
Here to explain how
is Her Serenity herself,
Lady Port-Huntley.
Thank you, Duncan.
Listen to the sounds
of Winnipeg.
The white breathing of a nocturnal city
in this sad, sad world.
We at Muskeg beer
are proud that Winnipeg
has been chosen
four years in a row
by the London Times
as the world capital of sorrow
in the great depression.
In recognition of this honor,
we will be hosting
a world-wide contest
to determine which nation's music
truly deserves to be called
''the saddest in the world''.
Aspirirg virtuosos
of tearful melody
and lay claim
to the jewel-studded crown
of frozer tears...
and $25,000 in prize money.
That's right...
I can already see
that return ticket to Manhattan.
Come on, let's drink fast.
The Lady Port-Huntley's
Saddest Music In The World cortest.
And they're off!
What do we really get
for our money?
Listen.
Within a few months,
Congress will end prohibition
and America will be
saying goodbye to bootleggers
and be running...
and I mean running...
back to the neighborhood's bar.
Imagine a hundred million drinkers
willing to pay top dollars
for legal booze,
even if they can't make the rent
We, Canada, that happy
suds buddy to the north,
open the flood gates
and makes a killing.
If you're sad
and like beer...
I'm your lady.
Maybe you should make
yourself scarce for a while.
Wait. Don't disappear on me.
How long will you be?
If I'm not thrown out,
under half an hour.
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