
Switch
- R
- Year:
- 1991
- 103 min
- 170 Views
Hello.
Mr. Brooks, there's a Margo Brofman
on the phone for you.
- Oh, yeah? Put her through.
- Okay.
- Hello?
- Hey, Margo.
Sunday night. Can you come?
Who're you gonna surprise?
You.
- Who else is coming?
- Just Felicia and Liz.
Oh, yeah?
- What's the occasion?
- That's the surprise.
- Hey, Mac.
- Nice-looking threads.
- Can I take some roses?
- Help yourself.
Thanks.
Here you go.
Come in, Steve.
Looking good, slick.
- Felicia.
- Hello, Steve.
Thank you.
- Thank you.
- You're welcome.
And Liz.
- Hi, Steve.
- Hi.
Hey, Margo.
Come on in.
Unbelievable!
Looking good there.
Sexy!
Unbelievable!
Slick, you are something else!
Come on, Margo.
It's my turn.
Oh, yes.
I don't believe this.
I'm sitting here with three
beautiful women who said they hated me.
- I gotta be dreaming.
- We still hate you.
We decided you should be punished
for the way you treat women.
Oh, yeah.
Men like you
just have to be stopped.
How're you gonna stop me?
We're going to kill you.
What a way to die.
Oh, God.
We did it.
the hot tub and down to the river.
- I don't think I can.
- You have to!
We can't do it without you.
You bitches.
Where am I?
Purgatory.
- Where's that?
What happens now?
On one hand, you've earned enough
credits to get you into heaven.
- Thank God.
- You're welcome.
On the other hand, you've been
so consistently rotten to women...
you deserve to go
straight to hell.
- That's pretty rotten.
- Perfect record. They all hate you.
- All of them?
- As far as I know.
You should know, but...
it's kinda hard for me to believe
there aren't a couple of women--
Right now I'll settle for one.
So I've decided
that you should go back...
and find one female
If you find her,
you go to heaven.
If you don 't,
you'll spend eternity in hell.
- Back?
- Unless you have a better suggestion.
Back's fine.
Back's terrific.
Good morning. This is Ross Britain.
It's 8:
00 in the Big Apple.Here's Keith Slaughter
and the Butchers...
pla ying what Jerry Falwell describes
as the devil's music.
Excuse me.
- Yes?
- I wish to lod ge a complaint.
What is it this time?
I have as much ri ght
to Steve Brooks' soul as you do.
That's why I sent him back.
Ifhe can't find one female who
likes him, then his soul is yours.
That's not a fair test.
He'll pick some helpless...
unsuspecting female...
pretend to be everything he's not.
In the end she'll adore him.
And you'll be honor-bound
to admit...
an unregenerate debaucher
into heaven.
What do you suggest?
Teach him a lesson,
and at the same time...
make it impossible for him
to work his macho machinations...
on any more unsuspecting females.
And how do I do that?
Easy.
Make him a woman.
Security.
Okay, Mrs. Wetherspoon.
I'll take care of it
right away.
Some woman's screaming her head off
in Brooks' apartment.
Again?
She didn't sound like the others.
It was bloodcurdling.
- You want I should call SWAT?
- No.
Anybody here?
Are you sure
you don't need a backup?
It's Mac!
Hey, lady. Miss?
I'm up! I'm up!
What time is it?
You okay?
- What the hell happened?
- Easy.
Looks like you fainted
or something.
I guess I must have fainted
or something.
Oh, yeah.
Holy shit!
Where's Mr. Brooks?
Where's Mr. Brooks?
- Who are you?
- Where's Mr. Brooks?
Who am I?
How'd you get in here?
How do you know my name?
- Al was on duty.
- He didn't tell me.
You sign in?
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