Swamp Thing
- PG
- Year:
- 1982
- 91 min
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NOT LONG AGO, IN THE UNEXPLORED|REACHES OF AN UNMAPPED SWAMP,
THE CREATIVE GENIUS OF ONE MAN
COLLIDED WITH ANOTHER'S EVIL|DREAM AND A MONSTER WAS BORN.
TOO POWERFUL TO BE DESTRO YED,|TOO INTELLIGENT TO BE CAPTURED,
THIS BEING|STILL PURSUES ITS SAVAGE DREAM.
So there's the swamp.|Where's the nearest good restaurant?
Depends. If you're a human,|it's back in Washington.
But if you're a 'gator,|could be right where we land.
Thank your lucky stars|you're comin' in at the end of this.
Holland insisted on building it all out here.|He said this is where the life is.
One of those life forms|nailed the guy you're replacing.
What? They sent a woman out here?
- Where are you goin'?|- Couldn't take it any more.
Well, he lasted longer than most.
(radio crackles)
Boo.
(snake hisses)
No!
Weird, isn't it? The local fishermen|say this place is haunted.
I don't know where we are, Toto,|but this sure isn't Kansas.
What?
Nothing.
Used to be a church until|about 50 years ago, then the levee broke.
It's just been us and the deer flies|for the last ten weeks.
Welcome back, sir.|What did Washington say?
That's confidential.
- (man) It's OK, Miss. I got it.|- But you can start packin'.
All right.
(man) Where's this go?|Give me a hand over here with this.
What does Holland think|about going back to Washington?
I doubt he's been told. Ritter couldn't|believe me when I gave him the news.
- Do you think Washington's paranoid?|- Do you think the Pope is Catholic?
This is your place.
You probably haven't seen half this stuff.|It's all new. This is a laser...
Laser-induced subsonic field generator.|Gives double readings in the 3200 band.
I got a trick for fixing that.
They send someone who knows what|she's doin' the week they pull us out!
What's he working on?
- Who?|- Holland.
This thing is so hush-hush, no one asks.|Something to do with plants.
(man) Where the hell's my man?|I thought he was back.
Hey, Charlie!
The emperor calls. Come on.
Hey, you know there's a...
What's going on here?|Get those crates into the church.
You men in the boat! What are you doing?|Get that damn thing outta sight!
Lamebrains!
Charlie, welcome back.|And this is Hank's replacement?
Cable, Harry Ritter,|Project Field Supervisor.
One of your sensors|is reading malfunction.
Not surprising.|They rot in a week in these swamps.
Charlie, did you get them|to change their minds?
No. They want him and the substance|in Washington where they can watch him.
Anything wrong?
A rumour. Somebody's heard|Arcane's gotten wind of the project.
- I thought Arcane was dead.|- He is. Who said that Arcane's onto this?
Nobody's taking credit for it.|You know Washington.
All it takes is one loudmouth|to spill this to Holland
and the whole project goes to hell,|do you know that?
Yes, sir.
That goes for you, too.
Come on. I keep the number of people|near to him at a minimum.
This admits the three of us,|and the Hollands.
It was programmed for your prints|this morning. Try it.
The stuff I have put up with - alligators,|bugs, snakes, and now rumours.
Charlie, I want to hear everything|about the Arcane business, now.
What about that sensor in sector three?
Get somebody to take you there|and take a look.
Me?
In the swamps?
- Any luck there?|- Wiggle your fingers.
Lose a contact lens?
Funny.
Well, don't just stand there.|Give us a hand. Right about in the middle.
Please?
I dropped a Cooper's digger.
Would you look under the rocks, please?
Go ahead.
What's a Cooper's digger? A shovel?
Nah...
Just Alessandro.
He's got a little one-celled animal living|in his fur that makes a terrific host.
Terrific. I'll remember that|the next time I throw a party.
Oh, not bad. Not bad.
- You don't have to be crazy around him...|- But it helps?
Alice Cable, new kid on the block.|You part of Holland's crew?
I'm Linda Holland.
You're Dr Holland.
I'm a Dr Holland, but not the Dr Holland,|boy genius and oddball.
That's Alec. He's the brains.|I just cook up what he invents.
Don't believe her.|She's got an IQ like a phone number.
I want you to run up a variation on the|formula with the host on Alessandro's fur.
OK.
Hello. I understand you have a sensor out.|Do you wanna go out and take a look?
Well, I guess I could ask Charlie|to give us an escort.
We could ask your mother|to come along, too. Come on.
The only dangerous thing out there is the|government agents with their popguns.
It's your first day.|I'll take you on a Cook's tour.
Ritter's always after me|to get some fresh air. He'll be tickled pink.
What do you say?
Oh, man.
You look like a tree.
Sometimes I feel like a tree.
- Like the swamps?|- Hate the swamps. Hate bugs.
- Hate things without legs.|- A neatness freak, huh?
- You could eat off my kitchen floor.|- You could eat off the swamps.
Maybe half the world|could eat off the swamps.
More than likely,|the swamps will eat off us.
Like, what happened|to the guy I'm replacing?
The 'gator was only following his|natural way. Can't blame a guy for that.
I paid a fortune for these boots.
You'd better keep movin'.|There's quicksand around here.
- Keep your eyes open, too.|- For what?
One of these just might|jump out and do you in.
There's over 100 species|of genus orchis here.
So much beauty in the swamps,|if you open up your eyes to it.
Take a look into your own body,|one of God's most magnificent creations,
and what do you see?
Straight lines and deodorant,|chrome and Formica? No, no, no.
You see blood and bone, pump and flow,|and a million messy miracles.
Look at the most creative thing|man and woman can do together
and you'll see|something growing, unpredictable,
magical, hot.
Save the malarkey for your wife, Holland.
If you don't mind,|where the hell's the sensor?
It's right over there.
Looks OK to me.
Here, let me help.
(rattles)
Well, it doesn't look OK to me.
- Let's get back.|- All right.
Charlie?
Charlie!
Cable, what the hell is your story?
Anything suspicious happen|while we were gone?
You're damn right.|Something suspicious did happen.
A stupid broad of an agent,|first day on the job,
takes a scientist we're supposed|to be guarding for a romp in the bush.
- Hold it. Just cool it.|- You think you're on a picnic?
Wait. It was my idea to take her out there.|She was doin' her job.
- Why do you have to be so worried?|- It's my job to worry.
And if I have my way, you'll be|on the next chopper back to Washington.
A woman has no place|around a guy like you.
There's a cut sensor out there.
- Which sector?|- Sector three.
Hank was working on that|when he was bitten by the 'gator.
He didn't put it all back together again|before we took him to the hospital.
- "Tickled pink", huh?|- I'm really sorry, Cable.
Well, I guess you can't be blamed|for following your natural way.
Did either of you see|one of our guys out there? Ronnie?
- No. Why?|- We seem to have lost contact with him.
(explosion)
- Linda, are you all right?|- It's OK, it's OK.
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