
Swamp Shark
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- Year:
- 2011
- 85 min
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Relax, man.
Get over here now.
Come on, man.
It's the gator fest
kickoff party, dde.
Calm down, Scott.
I'll kick your ass in the bayou.
Leave it alone, Scott.
Let's go.
You know what?
I'm getting sick and tired...
Jack, your daddy's
going to hear about this.
Your mama and daddies
are going to get
some nice fat citations now
from all of you.
Okay, Jen c.
Bring it on in.
You read me? Bring it on in.
I can't wait to hear
what he's got to say.
Howdy.
Looks like you had
Rough ain't the half of it.
Damn thing killed half my crew
before I could get it
in the tank.
What the hell's in that thing?
You pay me
to find exotic animals.
Pay me.
Bring it all.
Got it.
How the hell you get
that thing in there?
Blood.
Hurry it up. Come on.
Move, move, move!
Come on. Move!
Move it. Move it. Move it!
Hurry! Get it going, now.
Don't say a word about this
to anyone.
Sure.
Get that truck out of here.
Right.
What a lousy way
to start the summer.
Krystal!
People are out of water.
Come on.
I'm coming.
That ain't part
of the alligator show
they got around here, is it?
to come and get...
My number?
Who was that?
Oh, come on, babe.
Flirting's part of the job.
You know I'm all yours.
Well, in that case,
then flirt away.
Whoo!
I hope you're all having
a good time
here at the gator shed.
Family owned and operated.
Always has been,
always will be.
And everything
that we make tonight
is to send her sister
to college.
Yeah.
She's the one
over by the fireplace
that's pretending
not to know me.
There she is. Hey, krystal.
- Okay, it is 6:
00...- Right this way.
Here at the gator shed,
and that means only one thing.
Kill me now.
Who would bus the tables
for me?
Enjoy.
Thanks.
It is time...
To feed the gators!
Let's go!
Who wants to feed some gators?
Me!
Come on, now.
Who wants to feed some gators?
Me!
All right, that's better.
All righty.
Has a bite strength
of over 2,000 pounds
per square inch.
Its jaws...
Can literally
snap a man in half.
And not no little man like you.
big man like me.
Think your brother ever
No, he faced down
What's more dangerous
than a gator?
Well, a defensive lineman
from the New York giants.
Mm-hmm.
I'll show you.
What, being pummeled
so many times
that he can't walk
without a limp again?
Yeah, that's the one.
Yeah, he misses it.
An alligator,
he swallows his food whole.
His teeth don't chew.
takes it down and drowns it,
and then swallows it.
Anyways, after graduation,
I'm out of here.
Can you run 30 Miles per hour?
Me neither,
and I'm pretty fast.
So I don't want to meet
one of these things
Oop!
Cut Jackson off. He's wasted.
You got it, boss.
Ah, hey, mystery man.
Let me guess.
- Just coffee.
- Yeah.
You know, you come in here
every single day,
I'm starting
to take it personally.
I like coffee.
This coffee?
Tastes good to me.
You know, I think
I've figured it out.
What's that?
You're a traveling
aluminum siding salesman.
- No.
- Okay.
Then I'm just going to have
to go with secret agent.
You were closer
the first time.
Name's Tommy, by the way.
So you have a name.
I'm Rachel.
I know.
I can feed them gators...
Come on, Jackson. That's it.
Okay, I'm sorry, folks.
Here you go.
Come on. Come on, Jackson.
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