Suzanne

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It's Dad!

- Run!

- Girls, be careful on the street!

Wait for me!

I told you three times.

You cannot buy my truck.

It belongs to me

and my sister Suzanne.

Fatso! Bye!

- Do not offend my friends.

- Bye, Fatso!

Over!

She told you already.

Wait for me.

No!

- Suzanne.

- Yes?

Throw this away.

I will give it to Dad later.

Let's play "Yes or No".

- Do you like Grandpa?

- Grandpa Jerzy?

Not really. He stinks.

His mouth stinks!

Easy with Grandpa Jerzy.

We must go to the hospital

right now.

When you're old,

your teeth rot.

It is true.

All old people stink.

- You?

- That's enough.

Did you find the answer?

Here's a clue:

They eat Sauerkraut.

Which is the capital?

The capital is...

- Look it up.

- I'll ask the teacher.

No, look it up.

Why?

To see if you know how.

It is interesting.

A message. Can I press it?

Sure, go ahead.

Hello, it's Irene.

II'm calling to ask you to dinner.

How about next Friday,

if you can...

I'd like it very much.

Call me.

I kiss the three of you.

Make the table.

The food is ready.

Clean up your stuff. And you,

no rollerskates in the house.

They are for outside.

- Haven't I told you?

- Yes.

- Why do you keep doing it?

- I don't know.

We didn't eat today

at school.

Why?

We played and no-one

looked for us.

So we missed lunch.

What's all this?

The truth.

Were you left alone, the two of you,

at the schoolyard?

Nobody saw you?

We played with the older children.

And they had already eaten.

So...

Maria, did you not eat, too?

I don't remember.

- You don't remember if you ate?

- No.

Now, look, Maria...

What's wrong with your brain?

Did you eat or no?

Maria, reply.

Were you at the cantine or no?

I don't know.

You're kidding me?

Did you eat or no?

I don't know.

What's on your mind?

What's your game?

What's your problem?

Hello, you have called the Merevskys.

Please leave your message.

Good afternoon, this is lrene.

Well...

Hi.

She's a Cheerleader.

Hi!

Do you see my skirt?

- I made it myself.

- It looks cheap.

Did it go well?

- I'll take your bag.

- Thanks.

- With sausage? - No, that one

is mine. Yours is the one with ham.

- Did you butter Suzanne's?

- Yes.

Plenty of butter for you.

Thanks, dad!

You're really generous.

We have to make you fat.

Not with half a slice of ham...

What makes your ass shake?

It's love!

What do you find under your blouse?

It's love!

Why did you marry wearing jeans?

It's gross.

- It's not.

- They are his best jeans.

It was mom's idea.

- Did she ask you to wear them?

- Yes.

Everybody congatulated me

about how I looked.

- I'll make your wedding dress.

- My wedding dress?

- Stop it.

- A cheap one!

Dad, she has to pay a fine for this.

Do you see them Suzanne?

Good looking guys at 2 o' clock.

Take your pick.

The one with the white shirt?

Hello guys!

Are you going bowling?

No, we're going to the bar.

Are you coming?

Not so good!

- Ask Suzanne?

- I brought the drinks.

And I brought everything else.

It's always the same.

She will clean up.

That's enough, Maria.

- ''That's enough, Maria!''

- You will clean up.

I do not need a parrott.

Be good.

- Good morning, sir.

- Good morning.

Please excuse me

for keeping you waiting.

Thank you for coming

immediately.

I could have called you,

but it's better face to face.

So...

I have talked about it

a lot with Suzanne.

And she wanted me to

be the one to tell you.

Well...

I will be straightforward.

There is no other way.

Your daughter is pregnant.

She is more than 3 months pregnant.

Do you understand?

- Do you understand, sir?

- Yes.

She must visit

a gynecologist immediately.

She told me she has none.

I can recommend someone, if you want.

Why are you keeping it?

I feel like it.

- Hi dad.

- Hi.

- Did you have a nice trip?

- Yes.

- Where is Suzanne?

- She's inside. Go in.

- Hi!

- Beer made me the man I am!

How sexy!

- Did you wear those for me?

- You wish!

Hi. Glad to see you.

My sister made me up.

You don't look like your sister.

Watch out with him.

- Do you kiss as well as she does?

- Stop it!

You didn't mind in the 4th grade.

I traumatised him.

Will you buy me a drink?

Sure, let's go.

Check out the Master at work!

Don't tell my father!

I went to see Melissa and Thea.

- To declare your love?

- No!

We're coming!

It's Vince. Let's go.

Will you come with us dad?

Come on!

No, I'm tired.

Remy is coming for coffee, too.

- Aren't you bored of him yet?

- No.

When are you two getting married?

Come.

It's so loud, you'll go deaf.

- Good, I won't listen to your bullshit.

- Yeah, sure!

The door!

I will drive.

Help! Woman at the wheel!

I won't destroy your car.

Have you got

your driver's lisence with you?

- What?

- Nothing.

I haven't got one yet.

Are you kidding?

This car has cost me a year's salaries!

I still pay for it. Stop!

Slow down...

What are you doing?

It's not a bumper car!

Stop!

Go lighter on the pedal.

You'll break it!

Don't worry.

Charlie, did you see?

Nice...

- How's it going?

- Good.

Will you introduce me?

Maria is mine. The tall one.

This is Julien from Marseille.

Are you from Marseille? Me too.

This one... This race.

Bet on that one.

Yellow and black, that's nice.

I like it.

I like this one.

Has he got a father?

No.

Here's a tip.

Bet on 7,

4 and 1.

In this order.

They will end up

in a burger

Can you buy them now,

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