Surely Someday

Oh! "Shochiku"!

Ah, there's "Kadokawa Pictures"

1, 2, 1, 2...

[Cultural Festival Revival]

Yuki.

F*** you!

Sex!

We're here to stand up and rebuild this

What?!

Honestly...school explosions!

Stop this monkey business at once!

Rebels will be beaten down,

we are fully aware of that.

Even so, we will not become the government's dogs!

Much less behave the way high school wants us to behave!

We are going to create a new Japan.

That first step will be...

A revival of the cultural festival!

Yay...

So it was because of something that stupid...

What he told me was, "I decided to join a band so I could become ridiculously popular,

but at this rate, I can't even lose my virginity."

Yeah, thats what I heard too.

You're saying the Cultural Festival is going

to be cancelled starting this year?

I went through rigorous training on the guitar because

they told me I could get laid all the time.

-How long are you planning on keeping me a virgin!?

-He's getting completely worked up over nothing.

5 minutes to go!

There are 5 minutes to go!

5 minutes to go?

By the way, this time,

the bomb is 10 times greater than the

one we set off in the shed back there.

This times 10?

Wh- wha~?

This school building,

which has a 57 year history since its establishment,

will go "BOOM!" in an instant.

-Principal, this is bad.

-I wonder how big the explosion will be...

No thats... that's not the point!

3 minutes to go.

Well then, 3 minutes to go!

You're almost out of time.

Even if you evacuate now who knows

whether or not you'll survive?

Vice Principal, let's do as they say.

-Understood.

-Let's accept.

Fine!

In accordance with your demand,

we will approve of the decision of holding the cultural festival!

Is it really OK, Vice Principal?

Nice adults!

The adults are nice!

You guys have come to terms with the beginning of a new era.

Thank you!

Yuki, the timer!

This is awesome!

-That was the best!

-Eh? The timer won't stop!

What?

What do you mean?

It doesn't have any gunpowder in it though, right?

I made him put some in.

I made him put some in.

Oi!

What did you do that for!

Why?

I just went with the flow.

Don't be putting in gun powder because of that!

It's supposed to stop if I disconnect this part!

Wait wait wait wait wait!

Well then, cut this blue cord.

-Is there a ground?

-Nope

(NOTE:
like a kill switch)

-Hey! Kazuo!

-Let me go, Shuto!

Yuki, calm down.

What do we do? What do we do?

There's 1 minute left!

I told you, cut the blue cord!

-I'm telling you, this will absorb the shock!

-This is bad, Takumi!

Shut up, virgin!

So mean...

and here I was going to say I saw this exact scene in a dream.

Kyohei's foresight dreams are the real thing.

What happened in the dream...

It exploded.

Operation X.

-What's that?

-We run away!

Call me a genius,

On the edge

I'm a reject,

But ain't gonna be

Guilty Guilty.

I gotta know,

Why you wanna

pin my pride,

On your lapel.

Gimme kicks

Beat me back

I'm up again, yeah.

La La La, La La La.

You'll see someday.

Somewhere,

A way to make

Kyohei! Kyohei!

Now...

-Hey! Yuki!

-Takumi! You idiot!

I gotta get away

You're gonna know

Yuki!

Yuki!

Yuki!

Yuki!

Like this... This kind of face.

I didn't look like that.

You did too!

Making an uncool face when it was only an explosion.

Don't want to be told by somebody who wet their pants.

You're wrong.

I sh*t myself.

Being arrogant won't make it better.

Well, I also rushed Yuki though.

Seriously, I thought he died.

He didn't die though.

But he did lose an arm.

That's just a rumour though.

Just because we haven't met since that incident,

don't let your already damaged imagination run wild.

When he so stubbornly declined our attempts to visit him,

I can't help but let it run wild.

That... that's true, but...

Thinking about Yuki, not even as a masturbation joke!

It gets depressing when we talk about him, so let's stop.

You started it, you know.

Since then, it's already been 3 years.

You're living a unmotivated life.

I can totally recite your past 3 years in 10 seconds.

After all that, you started to work in the bar that

your old man started up! What the hell?!

-Don't be so calm, idiot!

-Shut up, you still have the social standing of a virgin.

What! What's with that tone of voice that sounds like

you're saying virgins don't even have citizenship.

Are virgins not allowed to have an opinion of their own? Huh?

Can't they, huh?

That's right.

Huuuuh?

If my 3 years can be summarized in 10 seconds.

Your 3 damn years can be told in 8 seconds.

You don't have a girlfriend that you can you be dumped by

so you have virtual sex with a blow up doll every day.

Then, since you wanted a real-life girlfriend,

you took the university entrance exams,

and miraculously got accepted into a 3rd rate university.

However, you're still a virgin.

Wai- wai- wai- wai...

Wait!

You don't understand the intensity

of taking an exam at all, do you?

How much sperm ejaculation do you think

I denied myself while I was studying?

Look who's talking when you haven't

been able to ejaculate even now.

Shut up!

Ah...

I wish a girl would come rolling by right about now...

A girl...just came rolling by...

Eh impossible! I can't speak English or anything!

(Note:
Kyohei is assuming she's American because

of her blonde hair, which is not a Japanese trait)

Then call the ambulance in Japanese!

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