Superfast!

Excuse me.

I am looking for the illegal

street car racing.

Awesome!

Thanks, bro.

Hey.

Get off me, man!

Looking for Vin Serento.

Who isn't, take a number.

Here he is now.

Thanks...

man!

Hey, back off sisters!

He's my man!

Come on...

Damn, that's a fine ass.

What?

Uh, I said...

Kick some.. ass.

Yeah!

Kick some ass, Vin!

- That's what she mean.

- Yeah.

Alright everyone.

The race is around the factory

and back.

No second place.

Winner takes all.

Who's in?

I'll race, homes.

What are you staking?

A case of TEC-9s.

Completely untraceable.

Well this is getting serious,

Vin.

Alright who else has

the balls to race?

Me!

And I got 10 pounds

of the prompt cheatham weed

to say I'm going to win, yo.

Alright...

I guess this ain't going to be

no friendly race.

I'm about to up the stake

big time.

I'm bringing this b*tch

to a whole new level.

That's right.

Two words.

Spa day.

I'm talking the works.

Aromatherapy.

Shea Butter moisturizing bath.

Cucumber micro-exfoliating treatment.

And full body seaweed wrap.

Does that sh*t also includes the

lavender rejuvenation facial mask?

What do you think?

I want to race.

I got the pink slip to my car that says

I can take all of you.

You think you can just

strolled up and race.

Vin Serento?

What are you driving?

A car.

With unicorns.

Let's see what're you packing

under the hood.

Whoa!

He's got one of those big shiny things

with a lot of tubes and curly curls

coming out of it.

With a red doeken.

Vin, he's got one of those fancy thing

in the jiggers.

That's the real deal.

But it's not the car you drive.

It's the driver who's driving the car...

that's doing the driving.

That's right.

Let him race.

You heard my little sister.

Let's see what you got.

If you win, you get me.

But..

If you lose...

You get her.

We've got a black guy in a white

neighborhood, minding his own business.

All units respond. Repeat.

All units respond.

We're good to go,

the cops are going to be busy for a while.

Yo! Start the race!

Alright.

Ready.

Hey, white boy!

You're grinding your gears.

You have to stop accelerating

as you put it in the first.

Thanks, I've never actually driven

a stick before.

Go!

Aww...!

Oh!

Damn it!

Forgot to get gas!

Hurry up. I'm in a race.

You're not getting a tip,

slowpoke.

Feel the trills!

If you win, you get me.

But if you lose...

You get her.

Oh, hell no!

I ain't going out like that!

Too soon, rookies.

My turn to jeez up.

Whoa...!

This is...

Awesome!

My bad!

I'm coming for you, Serento.

Oh..

Sh*t..

I'm going to win.

I'm going to win.

Did I win?

Smoked them!

Alright guys, pay up.

Come here, puppy.

What you grinning about?

I almost beat you.

You almost beat me?

You only can't beat me,

you can't even beat yourself.

Not true Serento.

I've beating myself

since junior high.

No way.

You wagered a 10 sec car,

you owe me a 10 sec car.

Deliver to the shop tomorrow,

B*tch!

Polpol! Roll out!

Polpol?

You know five-O.

Pigs, bacon, barney.

The heat, the law,

the fuzz, the man.

No.

The boys in blue.

The thin blue line.

Johnny Law, Smokey,

Gunshoot, Flatfoot.

Come on man?

Haven't you ever seen an episode

of of CSI or NCIS or Illinois SBU.

Are they on Netflix?

I'm out of here!

Damn, it's the cops!

Thanks for the heads up bro!

Where do you think you are going?

Cupcake.

Take it easy.

- Who were you racing with?

- Nobody.

I was taking a romantic midnight drive.

Oh, bullshit.

Give me a name. Was it Serento?

Aw..

Funny now?

Aw..

He's a kind of robot.

Oh, yeah. Alright.

Ready? Here we go!

Come on, cupcake, you're done.

Let's go.

Give me your hands.

Come on.

Hey!

Jeez, Hanover,

you have to be so rough?

I had to make it look real.

Serento might had been watching.

Serento ever found out I'm was an

undercover cop, he would kill me.

Don't worry. I

erased your files.

No one on the force even

knows you're a cop.

Your secret dies with me.

It's just. Maybe I'm not

the right guy for the job.

I mean. I don't exactly fit in.

- I'm really white.

- You'll be fine.

I'm so white that when I went to

an all white boarding school.

Nicknamed was "Cracker".

- I get it.

- No, I don't think you do!

I love hockey.

I water ski,

I have a favorite lacrosse team.

I have a crush on Martha Stewart.

People mistake me

for the WikiLeak's guy.

Okay.

I still buy Kid Rock albums.

I put purplery sachets

in my underwear drawer.

I wear Crocs.

I take a weekly Zumba class.

Oh, for Christ sake.

I cried.

When 'Friends' went off the air.

My favourite actress of all time,

is Kristen Stewart,

And my favourite movie off all time,

is Pitch Perfect.

Oh, dear God!

I'm so white,

that I put mayonnaise on sticks,

and freeze them to

make mayonnaise sickles.

You have no family,

you got no friends.

You score through the roof

on the criminal aptitude test.

Take a look.

Score higher than Charles Manson.

Dexter.

You score higher than Kanye.

It's a fine line, which side

of the law you even belong.

That makes you perfect for undercover work.

Or being a journalist for TMZ.

I guess so.

Now look, Serento and his crew

are responsible for everything.

From truck heist to counterfeiting

Bed Bath & Beyond gift cards.

There is something big going down.

We think that they might be working

for this man.

J.lo's ex-hubby, Marc Anthony?

No!

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