Sugarbabies

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Don't get too

close to me

I don't love you

Hearts break

so easily

Nowhere is safe

for you, honey

Feed off my energy

That's an order

Stop kissing

up to me

I don't reward

good behavior

Truth is unfair

I am your

weakness

Deadliest bite

Try if you dare

You're

already mine

Pretty girls learn

to work it early

Call in

my fantasy

Operator

Flatlining

into me

Pull the plug,

see you later

Truth is unfair

I am your weakness

Deadliest bite

Try if you dare

You're

already mine

I am your

weakness

Deadliest bite

Try if

you dare

You're

already mine

Pretty girls learn

to work it early

Pretty girls learn

to work it early

That's my dorm.

Cleland Hall.

This campus

is huge, Katie.

How will you

ever get around?

There's a set

of wheels for you.

Probably sixty grand,

plus options.

And all that on top

of the tuition here?

I guess some parents have

money growing on trees.

Well, you're

in the clear dad,

all my loans

were approved

and the college has

a bikeshare program,

so I'm good on the

transportation front.

We should hurry

because I have

to get to the

bookstore by four.

All right, we'll

get you settled.

It's only two,

you'll get there.

Okay, that's

the last of it.

Thanks dad.

Yeah, sure.

Mom, I got it really.

Right.

Well, we should get going

before traffic hits.

Your dad's got a

bathroom installation

first thing in the

morning and...

...and you

have school.

Okay, well uh...

bye Katie.

Bye, dad.

I should probably

move the truck

before the meter

maid shows up.

I'll meet you

down there.

Okay.

What am I gonna do without

my interior designer?

Who'll help me figure out

where to put the Lazy Boy

when the new

curtains go up?

You know exactly where I

think that eye sore belongs.

It's your Dad's

favorite chair.

It's his favorite thing

in the whole house.

I can't get rid of it.

I beg to differ.

I know how hard you

worked to get here.

So make sure you

have some fun, okay?

You've earned it.

I love you, mom!

I love you too, baby.

[Keyboard clicking]

So how exactly do you

meet a Sugar Daddy?

It's just like

online dating.

You fill out a form

about yourself,

and say what kind

of guy you want to date.

And membership

is free for girls.

Daddies have to pay.

Age range

for guys?

No older than 35.

What if he's

really rich?

You should listen

to the pro, Rochelle.

[Laughing]

Fine, 40.

Tessa!?

Older guys like

something more steady

and they're willing to

support your career goals.

Like Leo. He totally

gets my modeling.

Leo is not 65,

he's 40.

He's a

very mature 40.

Take it from me,

I've done this a long time.

You'll meet some

guy in his 30's,

who's already made his

first 10 million,

he'll sweet talk you into

kinky sex on your first date

and then flame out.

You'll never hear

from him again.

Hey you should use

that picture of hers,

the cheerleading one.

It's adorable.

Ugh, really?

Me, cheerleading?

Oh yeah,

guys love that.

They've all got high

school fantasies.

I find that a

tad disturbing.

But they also want

girls with ambition too.

So, I'll add that you're

Phi Beta Kappa to your profile.

[Message ping]

I did not just get

a message. Already?!

Oh yes you did!

Ugh.

Yikes, if he were

such a wealthy stud

he'd pay to get

his teeth capped.

It's a full-time job

just weeding out

the guys on

this site.

Yeah, that's true.

Not to mention

how many dates

end up being a total

waste of time.

That's because you date a

bunch of guys at once, Sasha.

Never mind you.

Here you go.

Thanks.

You know, I really think

Ken could be the one.

You know how many times

I've heard that before?

All right, it comes

to $470.52.

Yikes...

I wasn't expecting

it to be that much.

Don't you know

our school motto?

"Welcome to Montlake.

Now open your wallet."

[Chuckling]

Guess some of these

are supplemental

so I... don't need them.

Well, you could

open an account.

Pay for what

you can now

and put the

rest on credit.

I'm pre-med, so I

take advantage of that.

Okay then I'll

take all of them.

-Cool.

And this one too.

First year here?

Yeah, but

I'm a junior.

Just transferred from

Worthington Community.

Worthington?

It's a drive east,

a long time.

Anyway, there's

not much

of an art history

department there.

Art history... what dorm

do they put you in?

Um... Cleland Hall?

I'm right across the

street, frat house.

I'm Sean, by the way.

Katie.

Can you move it along?

You just... sign it

I'll do the rest.

Okay.

Great.

Thank you.

Hey, see you later.

Thanks.

My first week,

I had three offers

to be whisked away

for spring break.

One to St. Barts,

Paris for shopping

the next...

I can't even remember.

But it all beats getting drunk

with frat boys in Palm Springs.

[Message ping]

Oooh, check

out this guy.

He doesn't

look too bad.

Hmm... let's check

out his finances.

Oh, no forget it.

He hasn't completely

filled out his form.

He's a scammer.

Creep.

Too bad, because

he's a cutie.

Not to worry, plenty

of sugar in the bowl.

[Message ping]

Perv.

Poser.

Oooh, what

about this guy?

He's ancient,

but I like that suit.

Leo has one

like it.

Wait, I

know him.

Or, I know of him.

He's brilliant,

richer than god.

Started countless

businesses.

Yeah, he's older

than god too.

That's okay

as long as...

wait, do all Sugar

Daddies want sex?

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