stage nation

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"Stag Nation" Script

Scene One

Night time, a car pulls up to a house and parks next to a line of other cars. Dusty gets out and walks up to the front door kicking toys in the yard. Dusty walks in to the house and down to the basement where you hear laughter and yelling. Dusty takes a sit at the poker table with the rest of the guys, which are in the middle of a conversation about a girl from highschool.

Dominic

(pours dusty a drink)

Its about time you showed up. Now I can take all your money. Just like I took Sals.

Sal

You havent taken it all yet. Im just having a bad night.

Ed

Every nights your bad night

Dusty

Ya sorry im late, the wife wanted to talk again. I spent every waking moment with her and she still wants to know how my day was.

Sal

How was your day?

Alex

At least you didnt have a 6 year old girl bite you during a cleaning.

Dominic

Sal shut up and Alex no one cares about the perverted life of a dentist. Can we please get back to the game.

Dealer

(doesnt speak and deals out a new hand to each player)

Ed

So as I was saying.You guys remember stacy from high school?

Dominic

How could I forget. ( winking at sal)

Alex

Is shes the one that through up on Mr.stewart at home coming?

Sal

I remember that, she still looked amazing in that yellow dress. ( looks up day dreaming)

Dominic

Did you memerize what everyone was wearing you nerd. Hey what color underwear was i wearing that night?

Sal

( looks down sad and Says under his breath) blue

Ed

Yes the very same girl. Well I ran in to her and her husband... Mr.Stewart

All start laughing and cheering

Dominic

No way! how did that happen?

Ed

I guess he took her to get cleaned up after she puked and it was happy every after nine months later.

Sal

Well thats great to hear. Im happy that they found true love.

Dusty

At least someone is still happy in their relationships

Alex

I hated that guy. He failed me in government. I had to take summer school just to graduate.

Ed

He failed you because you never showed up to class and when you did you just debated him. calling him a lier and a facist.

Alex

Well its my right to freedom of speech and protest freely as I see fit.

Dominic

and how well did that turn out for you Doctor.

Sal

Wasnt stacy at your bachlor party Dusty?

Dominic

Oh ya see was. We spent some quality time together that night.

Dusty

Dude no you didnt she wasnt even there.

Dominic

yes she was. I have a docotors bill to prove it

Ed

becuase you contracted rabbies

Dominic

worth it ( laughing)

Alex

Either way, your bachlor party was crazy.

Dusty

It was a fun night. probalay the last night of joy I ever had. I dont know how I'm going to do this the rest of my life.n

Ed

All I remember was steven getting tackled by one of the strippers.

Sal

That wasnt steven.

Dominic

So pissed I missed that ( laughing) but I was busy up stairs giving stacy the house tour.

Alex

I was outside aguring with the cops.

Ed

Alex you were so cool back then. What happened.

Dusty

I just remember my neighbor giving me a lap dance. Good times.

Ed

At least someone had fun that night

Dominic

Well you didnt have to spent the night serving water to everyone. Thats only during the games.

Dusty

Well he was named the Best waterboy in the state.

Sal

Still have the newspaper article up on the wall. ( turns and points behind him to a framed news paper article)

Dominic

Why do you have that. nevermind. God I need new friends

Ed

you cant afford new friends

Dominic

Hey Ed that reminds me can I borrow some money.

Ed

No you still havent paid me back from the distroying all those girl scout cookies. I had pay for the entire troops trip to florida.

Dominic

Must suck to be rich. Its not my fault you cant be a lawyer and have rabbies

Alex

busniess was real slow that month. usally the busyest time of the year for me.

Ed

no cookies no cavities.

Sal

how did you become a dentist

Alex

one of those cops at the party punched me in the face and I lost a tooth. The jail house oral technique was super hot.

Ed

you also never paid me back for bailing you out

Dusty

Geez what else happened that night.

Alex

not sure

Sal

its all a blur

Dominic

Best night ever

Ed

worst night ever

(close up on the dealer. he looks in to the camera with a smirk on his face)

Scene two

15 years in the past. Come to a house part. loud nosies and abunch of people are seen out front.

Alex

(yelling at cops out front of the house) You have no right to enter. You have no warrent. Piss off you pigs.

( cop 1 punches alex in the face and the other cop 2 slams alex on the hood of the car)

(The camera view tracks through the yard in to the house)

Ed

( in the kitchen filling up cups of water and yells )

who wants water.

( everyone boos at him)

its important to stay hydrated

Sal

( we follow sal up the stairs and knocks on the bedroom door)

Dominic

Go away occupied

Sal

(opens the door and looks in side)

Have you seen my dog? What are you doing! Get away from my dog you sicko!

( dominic is laying in bed half naked petting sals dog)

Dominic

Hey thats no way to speak about a lady.

Sal

(Grabs his dog and takes him down stairs)

Dusty

(Sitting on the living room couch with a striper standing in front of him and many people around watching)

Striper

You must be the groom. Congratulatoins. I wouldnt tell the bride about this.

( starts to dance)

Dealer

( pushes the striper out of the way and begins to dance)

Dusty

Dude you have 3 kids. Go home.

Dealer

(laughs and keeps dancing)

Ed

(picks up tray and walks to the back yard. people are around a keg and he asks them)

Anyone thirst

Girl 1

( takes a drink and spits it back at him)

Gross water

Sal

( yelling at his dog while hooking him to a tether)

Why him? You are a good looking dog. Why you pick him?

Striper 2

Hey, dont yell at that pour dog. ( she runs and tackles sal)

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