South Park: Bigger Longer & Uncut

Synopsis: When four boys in South Park Stan Marsh, Kyle and his stepbrother Ike Broflovski, Eric Cartman, and Kenny McCormick sees an R-rated movie featuring Canadians "Terrance & Phillip: Asses of Fire", they are pronounced "corrupted", and Kyle's mom Sheila with the rest of the parents pressure the United States to wage war against Canada for World War 3! It's all up to Stan, Kyle and Cartman to save Terrence and Phillip before Satan and his lover Saddam Hussein from Hell rules the world and it'll be the end of the whole world.
Director(s): Trey Parker
Production: Paramount Pictures
  Nominated for 1 Oscar. Another 7 wins & 10 nominations.
 
IMDB:
7.8
Metacritic:
73
Rotten Tomatoes:
81%
R
Year:
1999
81 min
Website
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SINGING:

There's a bunch of birds in the sky

And some deers just went running by

Oh, the snow's pure and white

On the earth rich and brown

Just another Sunday morning

In my quiet mountain town

The sun is shining

And the grass is green

Under the three feet of snow I mean

This is the day

When it's hard to wear a frown

All the happy people stop

To say hello

- Out of my way!

- Even though the temperature's low

It's a perfect Sunday morning

In my quiet mountain town

Well, good morning, Stan.

- Mom, can I have $8 to see a movie?

- A movie?

It'll be the best movie ever.

A foreign film from Canada.

- All right. But be back for supper.

- Thanks, Mom.

SINGING:

Oh, what a picture-perfect child

Just like Jesus he's tender and mild

He'd wear a smile

While he wore a thorny crown

What an angel with a heart

So sweet and sure

And a mind so open and pure

Thank God we live

In this quiet redneck mountain town

STAN:

Dude! Dude, wake up!

STAN:

Kenny, come on!

The Terrance and Phillip movie is out.

You wanna come?

Where do you think you're going?

(KENNY MUMBLES)

You have to go to church!

Well, fine.

Go ahead and miss church.

When you die and go to hell,

you can answer to Satan!

KENNY:

Okay.

STAN SINGS:
You can see your breath

Hanging in the air

You see homeless people

But you just don 't care

It's a sea of smiles

In which we'd be glad to drown

(KENNY MUMBLES)

That's right!

It's Sunday morning

In our quiet little

White-bread redneck mountain town

- Ready, Ike? Kick the baby!

- Don't kick the baby.

Kick the baby.

Ike, you broke another window!

That's a bad baby. Bad baby!

We're going to

the Terrance and Phillip movie.

Oh, my God!

Kyle, where are you going?

- We're going ice-skating.

- Take your brother.

He's not even my real brother.

He's adopted.

Do as I say!

Okay, I'm sorry.

SINGING:

Look at those frail and fragile boys

It really gets me down

The world is such a rotten place

And city life's a complete disgrace

That's why I moved to

This redneck meshuggenah

Quiet mountain town

Ike! Bad baby!

ANNOUNCER ON TV:

Brought to you by Snacky Smores...

...the fun of s 'mores in a cookie.

Mom, somebody's at the door!

- Coming, hon.

- I can't see the TV!

It's been six weeks since Saddam

Hussein was killed by wild boars...

...and the world is

glad to be rid of him.

Eric, it's your little friends.

What are you doing here?

Sweet, dude. Yes!

SINGING:

Off to the movies we shall go

Where we learn everything

That we know

'Cause the movies teach us

What our parents don 't have time to say

And this movie's gonna

Make our lives complete

- 'Cause Terrance and Phillip are sweet

- Super sweet.

Thank God we live in the quiet little

Redneck Podunk white trash

U. S.A.

Can I have five tickets to

Terrance and Phillip Asses of Fire?

No.

What do you mean?

Asses of Fire is rated R by the

Motion Picture Association of America.

You must be accompanied

by a parent or guardian.

- Why?

- This movie has naughty language!

Next, please.

- This can't be happening.

- We have to see it.

Screw it.

It probably isn't good anyway.

Cartman, what do you mean?

You love Terrance and Phillip.

But the animation's all crappy.

Wait. I've got an idea.

Hi. I want six tickets

to Asses of Fire.

This movie may not be appropriate

for the little ones.

He says this movie

isn't appropriate for you.

Mr. Homeless Guy,

if you don't want $ 10...

...to buy a bottle of vodka,

then be my guest.

Six tickets, please.

- Let me have some candy.

- Let's see.

I don't have any Jewish candy.

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Trey Parker

Randolph Severn "Trey" Parker III (born October 19, 1969) is an American actor, animator, writer, director, producer, singer, and songwriter. He is best known for being the co-creator of South Park (1997–present) along with his creative partner Matt Stone, as well as co-writing and co-directing the Tony Award-winning musical The Book of Mormon (2011). Parker was interested in film and music as a child, and attended the University of Colorado, Boulder following high school, where he met Stone. The two collaborated on various short films, and starred in a feature-length musical, titled Cannibal! The Musical (1993). more…

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