Smash Cut

"I see the recording

films as a business,

I pity anyone who is

seen as a form of art"

Ladies and gentlemen. Notice,

that we intend to contribute,

there were only 3

times in film history.

Each time was preceded by

screening, promulgated

the type of film najneobiniji

who ever made.

And now, to inform

you for the fourth time.

Prikazaemo you a new movie

which is called "Smash Cut."

Odgledajte if

you. But remember:

You have been warned.

Cast:

SMASH CU Acting:

Photo:

Music:

Scenario:

Director:

Section for Psychiatry.

So Alan, do you still

have you... Uznemirujue dreams?

- Yes, I have.

- Almost every night?

Almost all that.

So these are the dreams of the incident

that occurred before the 2, 3, 4 months?

It was not a dream! It really is!

Really. I think that's true

clown. I think it's alive.

Yes... Well, well...

Alane. Concentrate.

Razmiljaj little rational.

Number one:
toys are not

People. They can not come to life.

- They can not kill people,

They are toys Alan!

- It's not a toy Doc,

it is real!

Secondly:

We both know that you have a problem.

See, this izmie

control. I think...

- Potseti me once more,

as a clown name?

Bobo.

Bobo? It makes the whole

thing even stupider!

Overuse! Deserve

what you'll get!

Platiete for what you said!

- This movie sucks.

- This film is bezveze.

I want my money back!

- This is false!

- This movie sucks!

Sh*t!

- That was it. It's

the death of cinema.

I know... I iznenaen,

the projector is not burned. Ed

Wood would look like Orson Welles.

- How did you say his name?

- Whitman. Able Whitman.

Jesus. I hope that

no longer makes movies.

"Lethal toy"

Now I understand why it is here

looking for actresses for your movies.

"Whitman

biopskopski Antichrist."

"To call him incompetent

would be too polite."

Sitniavost. She sitniava!

Able my boy, do not

and saddened by some newspapers.

As for recording,

tomorrow morning...

How many scenes are planning

for tomorrow, because you know...

Small plot, then death, so that

the issue of setting up lights...

Not only critics. Investors.

- Banknotes with teeth!

Producers, actors and

the audience, sitting in the dark.

Sniffing anonymously...

You should die, before

get a chance to look at

end of the movie!

And these "loyal" team...

Always sniffing something

better, using the links to...

- Please, Able!

- I always break!

Able, it is a little excessive.

I'm done cleaning

your camera. Here it is.

See you tomorrow on the set.

Always break...

In search of inspiration.

Need... Inspiration!

No tapes!

Doavola! Need

This is my inspiration!

I can give you inspiration,

that you need, Able.

Gigi...

You are my inspiration...

My husband on Human form.

Gigi...

Need me in the movie Next.

The camera and waiting.

Pervert. Pervert!

You sir, are

pervert natural appetite!

Yes sir! I

I am a true artist!

Able, let us go hence.

What are you doing?

It's money, Able. Not

money is BETWEEN us.

It's not about the money.

I'm not here for the money.

Already for us.

Gigi...?

Gigi?

No, no, no, no, no, no!

God, why me? Why me?

I... Cut!

CAR WASH:

"This movie sucks!"

"This is false!"

My God... They are right.

That is false...

Terrible...

Purify set!

"This movie sucks!"

"This is false!"

All right, Gigi.

Give me all the inspiration you have.

Action!

This is brilliant!

So... realistic.

- Very... uznemirujue.

- So, Able.

If you continue like this, prestaemo

fees to beaches for a change.

I begin to zaraujemo money.

Ozzie, what you just said?

I just said...

If you continue like this...

You're right! Absolutely You

right. I can not stop now.

Able, you have everything ready to

should... to a meeting with the Council,

next week...?

We really need...

their money...

Absolutely. It is my priority.

Now if you excuse me gentlemen,

I have some modifications

on the script to do.

- Able, it is a reminder...

- Fine, fine, anytime.

...Something I wanted to

talk, but priaemo already.

FOUNTAIN OF BLOOD

Action!

Prepare your blood!

Able deae dear,

We're pretty scared.

- Do you need anything, Able?

- What was I, Able?

It is quite... For now.

What should I do, Gigi? Own

blood was not enough.

Please, Gigi...

Tell me what to do.

You are my muse!

Give me a sign!

Thank you and the love of mine.

RENIK PRONAITE RIGHT REE

It is well known, conventional,

anticipated, track, stock, issued...

nenamagnetisano, corny...

Commonplace? Ideal.

Able Whitmanov sense of

drama is commonplace as a... As...

As critic, which renik

doing all the work for them.

Whitman?

Gregorski.

Prove that I am right,

Whitman. Arriving

in my office,

to start suoili with me?

What are you:
good,

bad... No, disgusting.

Probably zamiljate themselves as

courageous, domiljat unprecedented?

Well, I assure you, my dear:

And is only to

banal.

Either way, what

do you want? Interview?

No, none of these things...

Although I would like to make a statement.

Really? Tell.

I'm gonna kill you. And then...

Iseiu your body in small pieces.

I iskoristiu them to your

film. Not necessarily in that order.

MURDER GREGORSKI Scene 1, TRY 1.

Well, sir Whitman seems to have

finally came up with

original idea!

Hand.

No, no... Saekaj.

Head... There.

The internal organs...

Well, I'll have them all.

Hello?

Able?

- You're fired!

Fingerprints on a blind eye.

How good name for a movie!

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