Sleepaway Camp II: Unhappy Campers

Synopsis: Angela Baker has undergone years of therapy, electro-shock and sexual reassignment surgeries, and finally landed herself a job in the last place she should be working - camp rolling hills. She has an old fashioned approach as to how camp should be, and an old familiar deadly way of making sure that those who don't follow her rules don't get to come back next summer.
Genre: Comedy, Horror
Rotten Tomatoes:
80 min


Michelle screamed

as loud as she could

as she ran through

the graveyard.

But if anyone heard her,

they didn't answer.

As soon as she found herself

in front of the old mausoleum,

Michelle had no choice.

She had to go inside

and look for help.

She opened the creaking door

and crept slowly into the lobby.

She called out.

Again, there was only silence.

Then suddenly behind her

she heard a sound.

She turned around, and

saw her boyfriend Steve...

with his belt wrapped

around his neck,

hanging from the

back of the door.

And he was drenched in blood!

- What happened next?

- He screwed her.

- Nice language.

- Hey, listen to this.

There's this fried chicken place

down the road from my house,

and my sister's best friend

got served a fried rat.

No way. I've heard this

story a thousand times.

I know a true story.

There used to be this camp

about 60 miles from here.

- Camp Arawak.

- Yeah, I heard about that,

- and all these kids got killed.

- Shut up.

Like the little brat

was saying...

All these kids

started getting killed.

A bunch of little kids

were hatcheted to death.

And a girl got stabbed

while taking a shower.

One of the cooks got

boiled in some water.

Mmm, tasty!

The owner of the camp,

he got it in his neck

with an arrow.

Well, it ended up

that the killer

was this shy 14-year-old girl

that everybody picked on,

except she wasn't-

Phoebe, you're supposed to

be in the cabin. Let's go.

- Just a second.


Except this girl,

she wasn't a girl.

Phoebe, let's go.

She was really a he.

His aunt had been

dressing him up like a girl

ever since he was

four years old.

If you don't get

over here right now-

Keep your shirt on!

They found him naked

on the beach,

holding the chopped-off

head of another camper.


About 30 people were killed and

the camp had to be closed down.

The end!


Wait! What happened

to the killer?

I heard two stories.

One that he's dead,

and two that he's in Hollywood,

playing the dark-haired

girl on The Facts of Life.


- She's alive.

- It's a guy.

Not anymore.

He went into a psycho

ward a couple years ago.

And while he was there, the

doctors gave him a sex change,

and our parents'

taxes paid for it!

Well, he or she or whatever

got out a couple years ago.

How do you know about this?

My dad's a cop.

He helped arrest her.

Actually, Sean is dating her.

That still doesn't mean that

he can't be in Hollywood.

- Let's get him! Get him!

- Stop! Quit it! Quit it!

It's only the

second week of camp

and you're already

getting into trouble.

Give me a break. All I did was-

All you did was sneak away from

the cabin to be with the boys!

Angela, T.C. was there and

he's the head counselor.


And then you tell

that awful story,

scaring those kids

half to death.

You don't deserve to be at camp.

I should send you home.

I don't believe this.

Screw you, Angela!

If you want to

send me home, fine.

See if I care.


I can't see any damn thing.

Damn it.

This isn't the way back.


Angela, come on.

I... I'm sorry.

Where the hell are you?

Right here.

That's what you get for

not obeying your counselor.

And here's what you get

for telling evil stories

and having such a filthy mouth.

What a bad camper.

Wake up, everybody.

Breakfast in half an hour.

What are you staring at?

Haven't you ever seen

a pair of boobs before?

Aw, leave her alone, Ally.

I mean, she's only looking

at that long black hair

growing out of your left nipple.

- Ha, ha.

- Hey, where's Phoebe?

Hey, all her stuff's gone.

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