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...this has been

one of the fiercest riots...

Good evening ladies

and gentlemen...

with me in the studio tonight

are the Academician Hadzi Tankosic

and Miss Lidija Lukic, the president

of the Serbian branch of the

Foundation Against

Juvenile Delinquency.

...the protesters, in turn,

have responded with bricks

and stones, and...

The general public is shocked

by reports of hooliganism

on the streets.

Before we judge them,

let's think a little

about the conditions in which

those children grew up.

Milosevic was on one side, while on

the other there was the wars,

the destruction and global

Serbophobia.

You're talking about the wars, the

crises, the destructions, Milosevic.

But I'd say, professor,

that you and your colleagues

were singing heroic poetry

while seeing Milosevic off

to the those same wars.

But first, let's see the report.

Things got outta control and when

a policeman came to help...

...was hit by a... from...

...shots were fired...

If you ask people about me,

one thing they'll all confirm

is that Novica never...

...miscalculated.

If I could choose, go back,

I'd do everything

the same way again.

Bro!

Hey!

You can't hear me, or what?

What?

The fifth?

Cauchy-Schwarz.

Inequality.

Write it down.

Name?

Novica Marjanovic

Well, Marjanovic,

your paper's torn.

I miscalculated something

so I tore it off.

I see. But, these are not

the problems from your group.

You're a good matematician.

Tell me, who were you helping

and I'll let you

finish your test.

So?

Stanislav.

Leave the classroom, both of you.

But you said...

I lied.

I'm sorry.

It's okay.

Marjanovic!

Where are you going?

I'm done. Already?

The problems were easy.

Firstly, they were not. Secondly,

didn't we have an agreement?

The competition lasts two hours,

so you sit for two hours

checking the results.

If you've missed only one minus...

I was disqualified.

For what?

Well, the professor accused me

of helping others.

Helping whom?

Helping whom?

Some girl?

Relja.

If you'd needed money,

I could've lent you some.

It wasn't for money.

What for then?

He's a good friend.

I'd never say you would fall

for that shaved poser.

He'll find his way around,

trust me...

...much better than you will.

As far as I'm concerned,

we'll keep practicing

as if you'd passed to the

Republic Competition.

Good afternoon.

Novica,

A Zen problem:
A Buddhist monk

gets a task from his teacher

to meditate for exactly 45 minutes.

He hasn't got a watch,

just two scented sticks

which burn exactly one hour each,

...but at different speeds.

How is the monk going to measure

exactly the 45 minutes he needs

for the meditation?

I think we should join Al-Qaeda.

They're trained in Palestine,

there's much to see there. Also,

we can shot as much as we like,

we can learn how to

plant explosives.

You know, eventually,

if we sacrifice ourselves,

we're in for eternal life in Jannah

where we'll enjoy 72 virgins

for thousands of years. A couple

of centuries with each of them.

They'd have to do whatever we say

Because by then we'll be Shahids.

Dude!

You saved me, you know.

I'll f*** that Hebrew b*tch

for thowing us out!

She must be a Jew- you've seen

the bump on her nose?

Listen, man. I'm taking you

to a lecture tomorrow.

I can see you can think.

Just wear something appropriate,

something black.

Screw that kids' fashion.

And here, read this.

Be a good boy.

But let's be serious,

the Third Reich certainly made

some mistakes,

gone to some extremes

that cannot be approved

by a civilized person.

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