
Sinners and Saints
Have I ever told you about the penguin
Who crossed the Mojave desert?
Sean,did I ever told you about this? -No
- Sean,did I ever told you about this?
- No
-Can I tell you about this. True story!
-Tell me about the penguin.
Not only that the penguin
crossed the desert, Seany.
But in the middle of summer,
in a 76 Pinto.
Anyway,he was driving along
in his fucking Pinto
And it starts making these weird noises
So you could imagine,
he gets all nervous and shit
"Oh No, no, no, gi, gi, gi."
Is that the car making the noise
or is that the penguin?
The penguin was making that noise.
So as he drives along he decides
to take it into the shop.
So he walks out to
the mechanic and says
Hey there brother!
Hows it goin?
Can you help me out here?
The mechanic looks down and said
Sure litte buddy,
I can help you out...
but Ive got to tell you
its going to take a while.
But theres an ice cream parlor
right across the street
Sats down in front of the store
and orders a big beautiful bowl
of vanilla ice cream.
Puts it down in front of him
but theres a problem.
Hes got flippers!
He cant grab a spoon like
you and me, Sean. He cant do it.
Hes looking down in his vanilla ice cream..
"Shit, f*ck it! He starts diving in,
Diving in with his flippers
He flipping and flopping.
The ice cream is on his chest
On his beak, he is a rabid.
Anyway,he finishes up his ice cream,
walks across the street.
Goes back to the mechanic and goes
So what do you think?
He looks up at him from
under the hood and goes
"It looks like you blew a seal
My penguin says "No, no, no!
I swear it's ice cream...
...It's just ice cream. "You get it?
It is a true fucking story, man.
Yeah,its a true story...
Hey Wyatt,
we are a few blocks out.
You, Trey and Franco got back.
Me and Dave at the front.
Hey remember,this assholes
got nothing to loose
So you all watch yourselves.
You got it boss,this motherfucker
aint going nowhere.
-Wyatt, here we go. This is it.
-We are here.
Who the hell,man?
What do you want?
Police department.
What the f*ck do you want?
What do we want?
For starters,open the door asshole
Before we kick it in.
Look, dont get all excited.
Youre all in very dangerous place.
Ain't you roll me,I'm trying to figure out
who I'm opening this door for.
Now you know.
so open the fucking door.
Bitch? alright Mr. Popo,
you got it.
Let me see some ID first.
Okay, J ... yo-yo... Here it is?
How is that working for you?
Code Red, code red...
I've got an officer down!
Officer down!
Shots fired.. 108
I got you,man.
Come on, mothefucker!
Goddamn it! I need a medic
at Euturp O.C. Hayley
Officer down, I repeat...
I need a medic ASAP.
Stay with me Dave. Stay with me.
Code Red! Code Red!
Officer down!Shots fired... 180.
Officer down!
Dave, don't you fucking die
on me man.
Stay with me.
- Its gonna be alright,man.
- shut the f*ck up.
Sorry, man...
Reno...
Hang on, Tray!
They are coming.
F*ck! You motherfuckers!
You fucked Reno up...
Lets go buddy.
The medic's coming.
It will take a lot more of you
motherfuckers to f*ck me up!
Fucker!
Look at me, motherfucker!
Look at me.
- Can you believe this?
- So what do we know?
Well,besides this poor bastard, you got
...the grandmother and the mom,
the little boy and his sister.
So what is all this white residue?
It looks like Fire extinguisher spray.
I know this sounds a
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