Sinners and Saints

Synopsis: In the gritty New Orleans underbelly, beleaguered Detective Sean Riley is trying to cope with the death of his young son and his failed marriage. Facing a probable suspension from the department, Riley is teamed with a young homicide Detective, Will Ganz, to help solve a series of brutal murders that have plunged the city into a major gang war. The two quickly realize there is something much bigger and far more sinister going on than either could have ever imagined.
Director(s): William Kaufman
Production: Anchor Bay Entertainment
104 min

Have I ever told you about the penguin

Who crossed the Mojave desert?

Sean,did I ever told you about this? -No

- Sean,did I ever told you about this?

- No

-Can I tell you about this. True story!

-Tell me about the penguin.

Not only that the penguin

crossed the desert, Seany.

But in the middle of summer,

in a 76 Pinto.

Anyway,he was driving along

in his f*cking Pinto

And it starts making these weird noises

that hes never heard before.

So you could imagine,

he gets all nervous and shit

"Oh No, no, no, gi, gi, gi."

Is that the car making the noise

or is that the penguin?

The penguin was making that noise.

So as he drives along he decides

to take it into the shop.

So he walks out to

the mechanic and says

Hey there brother!

Hows it goin?

Can you help me out here?

The mechanic looks down and said

Sure litte buddy,

I can help you out...

but Ive got to tell you

Im a little busy right now

its going to take a while.

But theres an ice cream parlor

right across the street

So he walks across the street

Sats down in front of the store

and orders a big beautiful bowl

of vanilla ice cream.

Puts it down in front of him

but theres a problem.

Hes got flippers!

He cant grab a spoon like

you and me, Sean. He cant do it.

Hes looking down in his vanilla ice cream..

"Shit, f*ck it! He starts diving in,

Diving in with his flippers

He flipping and flopping.

The ice cream is on his chest

On his beak, he is a rabid.

Anyway,he finishes up his ice cream,

walks across the street.

Goes back to the mechanic and goes

So what do you think?

He looks up at him from

under the hood and goes

"It looks like you blew a seal

My penguin says "No, no, no!

I swear it's ice cream...

...It's just ice cream. "You get it?

It is a true f*cking story, man.

Yeah,its a true story...

its not funny story though.

Hey Wyatt,

we are a few blocks out.

You, Trey and Franco got back.

Me and Dave at the front.

Hey remember,this assholes

got nothing to loose

So you all watch yourselves.

You got it boss,this motherf*cker

aint going nowhere.

-Wyatt, here we go. This is it.

-We are here.

Who the hell,man?

What do you want?

Police department.

What the f*ck do you want?

What do we want?

For starters,open the door asshole

Before we kick it in.

Look, dont get all excited.

Youre all in very dangerous place.

Ain't you roll me,I'm trying to figure out

who I'm opening this door for.

Now you know.

Its the f*cking NOPD bitch!

so open the f*cking door.

Bitch? alright Mr. Popo,

you got it.

Let me see some ID first.

You f*cking kidding me?

Okay, J ... yo-yo... Here it is?

How is that working for you?

Code Red, code red...

I've got an officer down!

Officer down!

Shots fired.. 108

I got you,man.

Come on, mothef*cker!

Goddamn it! I need a medic

at Euturp O.C. Hayley

Officer down, I repeat...

I need a medic ASAP.

Stay with me Dave. Stay with me.

Code Red! Code Red!

Officer down!Shots fired... 180.

Officer down!

Dave, don't you f*cking die

on me man.

Stay with me.

- Its gonna be alright,man.

- shut the f*ck up.

Sorry, man...


Hang on, Tray!

They are coming.

F*ck! You motherf*ckers!

You f*cked Reno up...

Lets go buddy.

The medic's coming.

It will take a lot more of you

motherf*ckers to f*ck me up!


Look at me, motherf*cker!

Look at me.

- Can you believe this?

- So what do we know?

Well,besides this poor bastard, you got

...the grandmother and the mom,

the little boy and his sister.

So what is all this white residue?

It looks like Fire extinguisher spray.

I know this sounds a

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