
She Loves Me Not
1
( coughing )
( groans )
( clattering )
( coughing )
( hammering, stapling )
( thudding )
CHARLIE?
Man:
ACTUALLY, TELL JEFF
YEAH, UM,
HAVE YOU SEEN:
MY ASSISTANT?
DARK HAIR.
NO.
Woman:
LEAVE A MESSAGE,
ARE YOU?
IT'S 1:
00 ALREADY.( stapling,
saw whirring )
GIRLS' NIGHT OUT?
OR WERE THERE:
BOYS TOO?
SOME BOYS,
SOME GIRLS.
YEAH.
FIGURES.
YEP.
THAT YOU DON'T RETURN
A SINGLE CALL?
I DON'T KNOW.
SERVICE?
RIGHT.
F*CK THE FOOD.
WHERE'S THE FUCKIN' ICE?
GODDAMN IT!
WHERE'S KARLA?
ONE FUCKING THING
FOR ME,
I'M WELL-STOCKED
WITH ICE.
I MEAN, GOD!
KARLA'S OFF.
I'M NOT UPTIGHT,
JUST THIRSTY.
WHAT?
WHAT?
YOU KNOW, I, UM...
NOW AND AGAIN.
YOU KNOW?
JUST SO I KNOW:
YOU'RE ALL RIGHT.
HERE. SHAKE IT.
ENOUGH?
FILL IT UP.
COME ON.
COME ON.
OH, IT'S MAKING
ME SICK.
WELL, HERE.
COME ON. VITAMIN C.
IT'LL HELP YOU
WITH THE HANGOVER.
ARE YOU FUCKING:
KIDDING ME?
TRUST ME.
I DON'T WANT IT.
OKAY.
AH, YOU'RE MISSING OUT.
OF A MARTINI.
BY THE WAY,
WHO TOLD YOU:
EVERY SINGLE NIGHT?
GO SOMEWHERE?
SOMEWHERE. ANYWHERE.
NO, I DIDN'T.
OKAY, WHATEVER.
LAST NIGHT?
THAT'S FUNNY, HUH?
FUNNY. WHY, DID YOU?
YEAH, THAT'S
PROBABLY A GOOD IDEA.
YOU KNOW WHY?
'CAUSE YOUR FACE
IS STARTING TO:
( hammer pounding,
saw whirring )
( groans )
YOU KIDDING ME?
SHIT!
UH-HUH. UH-HUH.
I UNDERSTAND.
THE WHOLE BOX?
WHY?
OH, GOD.
GENRES, PATTY.
THE FUCKING WATER'S OFF.
PATTY, I NEED TO
CALL YOU BACK.
YES, YES.
I'LL SIGN THEM.
I'LL SIGN THEM.
ALL RIGHT, BYE.
WHAT?
WELL, GO USE
MY SHOWER THEN.
AND AFTER THAT,
SIGN THESE BOOKS.
THE WATER:
OFF IN YOUR:
BATHROOM TOO.
WHAT IS THAT, ANOTHER
REX STEPHENS CLASSIC?
I WROTE THIS:
BEFORE YOU EVEN:
HIT PUBERTY.
AND, YES, SOME PEOPLE
CALL IT A CLASSIC.
OKAY, NOW, HEMINGWAY
WAS A CLASSIC.
STEINBECK.
NOT REX STEPHENS.
I MEAN, EVEN BUKOWSKI,
DOWN HERE NAKED?
WHY'D YOU MAKE ME GE OFF THE PHONE, CHARLOTTE?
THAT WAS BUSINESS.
BECAUSE THE FUCKING
WATER IS OFF.
WHO WAS THAT?
YOUR PUBLISHER?
AGENT, PUBLISHER,
BLOODSUCKING BOTTOM-FEEDER.
WHICHEVER YOU PREFER.
DID YOU READ:
MY BOOK?
I'M IN A PERIOD
OF TRANSITION.
I'M LEAVING THEM.
RIGHT.
SO...
YOU DIDN'T READ
MY BOOK, DID YOU?
COME ON. LET'S NO GO THROUGH ALL THIS AGAIN.
IN TOWN, YOU KNOW.
OKAY, LOOK.
WHY DON'T YOU GO
TAKE A SWIM,
AND I'LL BE DOWN
IN A FEW MINUTES--
OKAY. I WILL.
WRITER IN TOWN.
( groaning )
ALL RIGHT,
ALL RIGHT.
GOT IT.
CHARLOTTE.
GOT IT.
SEE?
THERE IT IS.
YEAH? YEAH?
DID YOU WIPE:
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