She's Out of My League

Synopsis: Kirk is an average Joe who works as a TSA agent at the Pittsburgh airport with his friends. The status quo of his fairly monotonous life ends when he meets Molly, a smart, kind and gorgeous blonde. Because she's way out of his league (she's a hard 10 and he is but a 5), Kirk knows there's no way on earth she's ever going to fall for him. Or is there...?
Genre: Comedy, Romance
Director(s): Jim Field Smith
Production: Paramount
  1 nomination.
Rotten Tomatoes:
104 min



I know we agreed

to take some time off.

And I think that was a great idea.

My God.

It gave us both a chance

to experiment, if you will,

and meet all sorts of new

and interesting, different people.

You did quite a bit more

experimenting than I did.

A lot more experimenting.

You are like a scientist!

With beakers and... But, obviously,

I'm cool with that. Like...

'Cause the thing is,

I think we're stronger as a result.

But here's the thing, Marnie,

it's been two years.

And that's a lot of time off.

And I'm ready for some time on.

I miss you.

I miss us.

I got something for you.

What do you think?

Oh, man!

It's depressing.

I mean, it's really depressing.

It's horrible to watch you like this.

I think this is really pretty.

How's it work?

What the hell is that?

I got it for Valentine's Day,

right before she broke up with me.

Look, Stainer, I know

you don't like her very much.

No. No. I hate her. In fact,

the day that you broke up with her,

I marked that down in my calendar

as a day of rejoicement.

I'm gonna celebrate it

with a cake with her face on it.

But instead of eating it, we smash it.

OK? You can do a lot better.

- You deserve a lot better, Kirk.

- Thank you,

but I've seen what's out there

and I don't think it gets any better.

When have you been out there?

When have you left the apartment?

I went out on four different dates.

With three girls and that guy.

I don't know what his

intentions were, but it's fine.

We had a great conversation.

He was just lookin' for a friend.

- Know what your problem is?

- What?

- You're a moodle.

- A "moodle"?

A man poodle. Girls,

they want to take you out on a walk.

They want to feed you, they want to

cuddle you. But, make no mistake,

no girl wants to do the moodle.

- No one'd ever f*** a moodle.

- No.

- He's right.

- I'm telling you,

if you want to get Marnie back,

she has got to believe

that from the second

she broke up with you,

your life has been

a non-stop snatch parade.

Or you could just be who you are.

Why can't that be good enough?

Why don't you put your

f***ing balls in here, dude?


- "Snatch parade." Really, Kirk?

- Yeah, it's been pretty awesome.

I've been raw-doggin' some randoms.

Usually careful. Mostly careful, though.

Always using protection.

Double-baggin' it sometimes

just to make sure there's

no seepage because...

...gonorrhea, herpes and stuff.

I don't want that.

Wow. I am really happy that

you are doing so well with the ladies.

But, truthfully, Marnie.

I reallyjust want to give all that up

and get back together with you.

Kirk? You know I'm with Ron now.

Raw-doggin' some randoms?

Wow, Kirky, sounds like you got

some good stuff goin' on.

- Yeah.

- Thanks, Ron.

We're kind of in the middle

of something right now.

Oh, you want to talk? No problem.

- I'll just be in the other room.

- Thanks, buddy.

Ah, sorry. One more thing.

Is there any salsa?

You know what? I'll find it myself.

Good luck there, pirate.

- Are you kidding me, Marnie? That guy?

- That guy is an entrepreneur.

- Well, Ron owns a Pizza Hut.

- That's a business.

It's not even a real Pizza Hut!

It's a Pizza Hut Express!

Working airport security

with your dipshit friends

isn't getting you closer

to being a pilot.

I... I got you somethin'.

Like, remember that time I made you

the mix tape of all the Kate Bush songs

I thought applied to our relationship?

This is cooler.

Happy Valentine's Day

from two years ago.

Hi, honey. Everything OK?

- Yeah.

- Oh, God, what is that?

I think it's an ashtray?

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Sean Anders

Sean Anders is an American film director, screenwriter, and producer.He co-wrote and directed the 2005 film Never Been Thawed, the 2008 film Sex Drive, the 2014 film Horrible Bosses 2, the 2015 film Daddy's Home, and its 2017 sequel Daddy's Home 2. He also directed the 2012 comedy That's My Boy. Anders wrote or co-wrote 2010's Hot Tub Time Machine and She's Out of My League, 2011's Mr. Popper's Penguins, 2013's We're the Millers, and the 2014 Dumb and Dumber sequel Dumb and Dumber To. He is the brother of actress Andrea Anders. more…

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