Sharknado 5: Global Swarming

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I'm in.

Dead end? Huh?

Thank you, "Mad Magazine".

Come in, team.

I'm in Chamber Two.

Are you okay?

What do you need?

Fin Shepard.

Yes, the Shepards. Hi.

I'm Prime Minister Ravenwood,

and I must say how both myself

and our friends at NATO are

so pleased that the U.S.

has decided to send their

finest shark soldier

in such an hour of need.

When the President, the U.N.,

and your father ask you

to help Europe sort out their

problems, how do you say no?

I'll be your escort to the

emergency session of NATO

being held at Parliament today.

And this is your... / The name's Gil.

Let me know if you need anything.

Ah.

Yeah, our other kids are back home

dealing with the aftermath

of the last attack, so...

Semper Paratus, right, Dad?

Yes, son.

A Shepard is always prepared.

Mm. Yes. Thank you.

Mr. Shepard, emergency call for you.

Hello.

Nova? Where are you?

We're about to start the

strategy meeting with NATO.

You want me to meet you where?

Where's Nova?

Right this way.

I thought Nova retired after she rode

the Eiffel Tower across the Atlantic.

You know her better than that.

Be careful, Mr. Shepard.

It's a long way down.

I got it.

You've done this before?

I've done everything before.

I'm not gonna argue with that.

Mission accomplished.

Eat your heart out, Cruise.

More like mission demolished.

Where'd you learn to climb like that?

CrossFit?

Hi, Fin. Miss me?

Hi, Nova.

After the Sharknadoes ate my family,

I busted them out of the whale

with my chainsaw.

Sharks run from me now.

He's quite the little rebel, isn't he?

Yes. I treasure every

moment I have with him.

Remember, this isn't about sharks.

It's about family. / Why'd we stop?

I'm to show you how we protect

our family in the U.K.

Can you keep a secret?

Boop!

Ah, please, right this way.

Llewelyn will take it from here.

Ah, the Shepards.

Quite the setup you have here.

You're just in time to see

the latest in U.K. defense.

In the unfortunate event of

an encounter with a shark,

we'll arm Londoners with a variety

of effective, yet elegant weaponry.

Cool!

Prepare the dummy, Ms. Moore, please.

Just a sec.

Ready, Llewelyn.

Helmets on.

Ah, yes. / Quick.

You'll want these.

And you'll probably want to duck.

Just two clicks of a pen, and...

Whoa!

Not bad, eh?

I see you've got some

wings there, little chap,

but this will really make you fly.

There you are.

Just your size, chap.

Now this shark tech creates

a fiber-optic shell,

enabling anyone inside

to weather any storm.

It also includes

a storm-tracking device,

so he'll always know where he is.

Earth to Mommy.

Come in, please.

What's really going on here?

The writing's on the wall.

These storms have happened before.

All around the planet.

Look at this.

Humanity not only fought

Sharknadoes in the past.

They won.

How?

That is called the Harness of Dakuwaqa.

The what?

Shark god.

Of course. Shark god.

The Druids used the harness as

defense against the Sharknadoes,

and according to this map...

it's saying it's hidden

somewhere in this cave.

So you came here to get it.

Nope. We came here to get it.

We've been in this together

since the beginning.

Couldn't leave you out now.

Sounds like you missed me, too.

What makes you so sure this whole

shark-god stuff isn't just a fairy tale?

It's history, Fin, the real deal.

My Sisterhood discovered sites like this

in Bali, Jerusalem. / Sisterhood?

You've met some of them,

actually, my Sharknado Sisters.

Please tell me you

started a band, not a cult.

Sharks.

Why does it always gotta be sharks?

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