Sharknado: The 4th Awakens

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We created faster,

smarter space transportation.

We brought Colonel

Gilbert Grayson Shepard

back from the moon.

We prevented the

formation of sharknadoes

with our revolutionary weather

stabilization system,

and we made the world

a cleaner, safer place

for our nation's

children.

What will Astro-X

do next?

Hi. I'm Aston Reynolds,

and I have totally eradicated

the sharknado threat,

so join me

at the grand opening

of Shark World, our themed

hotel in Las Vegas.

What does that equal?

360, 24/7 fun.

Slots, sharks. What?!

Bring the family,

and I guarantee you...

- Sweetheart, what are you drawing?

- ...you will have a great time.

It's Mommy!

Why don't you go out

and get your daddy

and tell him

to come in.

Okay.

Daddy, Daddy,

Daddy, Daddy!

Daddy,

Daddy, Daddy!

Cousin Gemi's coming

over to pick you up.

Go inside,

and get ready.

Okay, come here, man.

What's happening,

my little Gila monster?

Ha ha ha! Let's go.

Come here.

Come on, Gil.

Say goodbye to

your cousin Gemini.

- We gotta go.

- What if a storm comes?

You don't worry

about that.

You're a Shepard,

and I love you.

Come here, you.

I love you.

Take care

of Grandma, okay?

Okay.

- Okay.

- Love you, Ma.

Bye. Have fun.

Mom, I promise.

I may get a little crazy.

Bye.

Don't go to prison!

Mr Reynolds,

Mr. Reynolds, excuse me Mr. Reynolds

Mr. Reynolds,

what inspired you

to create a hotel

full of sharks?

I wanted to create the

greatest hotel in the world,

and with this hotel,

I give it to 'em,

and I achieved it

with clean energy.

Oh, my God. I love you, Aston.

So you're here for the Shark

World opening, I take it.

No, we're having a family

reunion at the Stratosphere.

My son's

on military leave.

Military leave.

That's nice.

Must be proud.

Drop, and give me 40!

Keep your eyes

on the road!

It's not my first rodeo.

I got this.

Be careful in this town, by the way.

This is a nutty place.

You might

get in trouble.

Oh, no. We'll take care

of it. We're fine.

We're just here for a little

family fun and relaxation.

Yeah, Vegas is

a great place to relax.

Drinking, gambling,

smoking, prostitution.

Bring the kids.

That's what I say.

What are you doing?

That was Kansas,

and this is Vegas.

You got a problem

with the way I look?

Ah, we're here.

Hey, if you like

those jokes, I got more.

Look, it's nice

being your Uber driver.

If you need me,

I'm in town.

Give me a buzz.

Fin Shepard?

How you doing?

Hey, how'd you like to be a

guest host at Chippendale's?

Yeah, maybe

in another lifetime.

You're welcome anytime,

though, sweetheart.

Come here. Go ahead.

Throw the dice.

Ohh! Blow.

Girls, girls, girls,

give me luck.

Yeah! There we go.

You know I'm not much

of a gambler.

Think after this thing, I'm just

gonna head back to the room.

No, no, no.

I promised Raye Raye

we're gonna have

some good family fun.

Oh, yeah? In Vegas?

In Vegas.

We'll see.

Who's that guy?

Looks fun.

I'll jump

if you jump.

It's not happening.

Prefer to keep my feet

on the ground.

There are a lot of single

ladies out here tonight.

Looks like it.

Try to keep yourself

out of trouble.

What's the matter?

Do I need to protect you from a

little thunder and lightning?

I can see where

Li'l Gil gets it from.

It's not that.

Matt.

- Dad!

- Matt, where are you?

In a plane!

What do you mean

you're up in a plane?

You're supposed to meet

me here at the pool.

We're over Vegas.

We'll meet you poolside.

Ground control,

I have eyes

on what looks

like a sandstorm.

Should I change directions

or head back to base?

Proceed with

your flight plan.

Is that a sandstorm?

I know what

you're thinking,

but we haven't had a

sharknado in five years.

That's what worries me.

We're right by

three Astro-X pods.

They'll take it down if it

grows into something bigger.

Sandstorm is approaching

AstroPod 49A. Copy?

Roger that.

Do you have

the coordinates?

Zero vector Charlie.

We have visual.

Locking in coordinates

right now.

Son, are you prepared to

take the plunge and jump?

Yes.

Gabrielle,

do you accept Matt

to be your

lawfully wedded husband?

I do.

Matt, do you

take Gabrielle

to be your lawfully

wedded wife?

I do.

I now pronounce you

husband and wife.

You may kiss the bride.

What the hell is that?!

Do you still have eyes

on the storm?

The pulse didn't work!

The thing

is still moving,

and it's headed

straight towards Vegas!

- They're not decreasing.

- Yes, sir.

We've increased

the pulse by 30%,

and I can confirm that all

AstroPods are fully functional

within a 200-mile radius.

But the storm

isn't responding!

No, sir. I don't know

why it's not responding.

Some days, I wish my job was

just drinking wine all day.

We've gotta get you

over to the press room.

Sir--

Not now, number eight.

Sir, on instruction,

it is a code 9-dash-5-9-B

level emergency.

How bad is it?

Do not open the hotel

until I give word.

I'm on it. I'm gone

with the wind.

Go! Go! Go!

Ladies first.

You've gotta

be kidding me.

Oh, no!

Matt!

Gabby!

Matt!

Matt!

Matt!

Dad!

Matt!

Whoa!

Whaah! Ohh!

Come on.

- Where are we going?

- To get 'em!

Breaking news just

into our newsroom now.

There are reports of a

tornado near Las Vegas.

Already reports of damage,

and residents and tourists

are urged at this time to get inside.

Now, Emergency crews...

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