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Moe Greene got shot through
the eyeball in The Godfather.
Somebody in real life
got shot through the eyeball.
Who was that?
Well, no, Larry, many people in real life
have got shot through the eyeball.
I'm just saying
That's really good aim.
- No, that ain't really good aim.
-How is that not really good aim, Tommy?
That's 100 f***ing cops
shooting 1,000 bullets a minute.
One of them's bound to go through
somebody's f***ing eyeball.
Eyeball. Eyeball, eyeball, eyeball.
You ever shoot a guy in his eyeball?
I stabbed a guy in his ear once,
ice pick, right in his f***ing ear.
Yeah, see, that'd be a different subject.
That'd be "ears."
- What's the matter with you, Tommy?
-Nothing's the matter with me.
Are you nervous because
we're killing a chick'?
Yeah, look at me, I'm shaking.
I got the chick-killing shakes.
The last thing the boss says to me, he says,
"Tommy, the moment
I first saw Angela's eyes, I knew it.
"I knew it was love, I knew I was f***ed.
And lo and behold, I was.
Those were his exact words.
I got one exact word for that.
"You're damn f***ing straight."
In Cuba, the torturers used to have a device,
two thin metal spikes,
placed here, that they adjusted,
and slowly, millimeter by millimeter,
pricked into the eyeballs.
You're kidding me?
Those Communist motherfuckers.
Well, no, Larry. These are the ones
What is it with you today, Tommy?
First it's should we or shouldn't we
and second, it's you've gone soft...
that new screenplay of yours.
I'm not sure what the holdup is,
but the old clock's ticking, buddy,
so give me a call, okay?
Martin's writing today, Billy.
You doing yoga?
-Can l watch?
What happened to you?
I got in a fight at my audition.
Who with this time?
- The director guy.
-He broke his nose.
How are you ever gonna get a job, Billy,
before you even got the part?
I didn't mean to break his nose.
His nose was just in the middle
of where I was punching.
- I'm going to work.
-Are you pissed at me for something, baby?
- Because you're a c*nt.
I don't remember
doing anything to piss her off.
not for anything specific,
more because she's a f***ing b*tch.
She's not a f***ing b*tch, Billy.
She's just got issues.
Yeah, she's got issues.
She's got "being a f***ing b*tch" issues.
Why do I have to do all this sh*t on my own?
Maybe I've already got a girlfriend.
in the interests of your own safety.
That just means you haven't got a girlfriend.
Proof be if need proof... Never mind.
Proof be if need be.
And how's everything
in the dog-kidnapping business?
His name's Abel.
- Hi. Is this your dog?
-Oh, my God!
- I have to pay you.
-No, please. I can't.
- Take this. Thank you so much.
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