Scooby-Doo! And Kiss: Rock and Roll Mystery

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Good, man. Give me another one.

How long do we have to keep doing this?

My voice is getting hoarse.

Look, somebody's gotta fix this camera.

How else are those kids gonna get a picture

of themselves screaming their heads off?

Ha-ha-ha. Scaredy cats.

Funny. What seems to be the trouble?

I don't know.

Every photo has some weird red haze in it.

But I'm pretty sure I just fixed it.

You smell rotten eggs?

What? Water buffalo?

Water slide? What is it?

- Witch!

- Aah!

Give me rock!

Give me rock!

Give me rock!

Man, I think we lost her.

Give me rock!

Whoa!

Get out of my way.

- There's a...

- We saw a...

- We saw a...

- There's a...

- Witch!

- Witch!

Big deal. A witch, a witch.

Pipe down already.

You're giving me a headache.

Stop getting so excited.

But we saw her.

She had this grotesque head.

It was so frightening.

Well, welcome to KISS World.

That's the whole point

of this park, isn't it?

To excite and fright.

Now, get back to work.

By the way,

don't forget your souvenir photo.

She's back.

Only one thing we can do.

Get me the hottest mystery solvers

in the world.

Like, I can't believe

we get to go to KISS World. Ha-ha.

And solve a mystery.

That's like killing two

birds with one stone.

Yeah. Or two birds with one cat.

Personally, I find their sideshow act

a little juvenile.

But my mother told me to take a more

active role in my friends' interests.

Well, I'm pretty interested in Starchild.

He's so dreamy.

- Hey.

- Sorry, everyone.

You did that on purpose.

Heh. Now it looks like a shooting star.

Make a wish, Scoob.

I wish I was eating a Scooby Snack.

Good one, dude.

I wish I could breathe

fire like the Demon.

Aah!

I wish you'd all come to your senses.

You don't see me acting ridiculous over

my favorite group, the Ascot Five, do you?

Don't tug my ascot

Don't pull my ascot

It's not a scarf

You can't have my ascot

'Cause, girl, it's mine

Fred, please.

I'm just saying,

I think they're twice the band KISS is.

But do the Ascot Five have

an awesome amusement park?

Yeah. Awesome amusement park.

It is so majorly groovy to be at KISS World

on Halloween night.

Listen to those crowds.

I'm so excited.

I think I'm gonna freak out.

Apparently you're not the only one.

Like, dude, don't most people usually run

towards awesome rock concerts?

Not at an Ascot Five concert.

Everyone walks in a calm, orderly fashion.

- Help!

- Witch!

My gosh, she's so terrifying.

- The scariest witch ever.

- Witch?

- With the red mist.

- And the creepy laugh.

Save yourself while you can.

Wait a minute. The Demon, the Starchild,

the Catman, the Spaceman. Ho-ho-ho.

Please tell me they added a witch.

Somehow I doubt that.

In fact, it's probably

the reason we're here.

Not me. I'm here for the funnel cake.

Come on, gang, let's get to work.

- Like, excuse me, ma'am.

- Sorry. Park's closed.

- But we're here to solve a mystery.

- Sure you are.

You always wear makeup

when solving crimes?

Heh. I should hope so.

She means the KISS makeup.

No, we're just excited

about the concert tonight.

But we're the mystery

solvers you called for.

I am Delilah Domino, chief of security.

Why would I call mystery solvers?

What? But Daphne took the call.

- Right, Daph?

- Well...

- Daphne?

- Okay.

The thing is, no one actually called

for our help.

What?

But when I heard KISS was throwing a special

Halloween concert, I just had to come.

I mean, look at that poster of Starchild.

He stares at me wherever I go.

So does the Mona Lisa,

but you don't see us on a plane to Italy.

Why didn't you just tell us the truth?

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