Saturday Killer

Director(s): Yuthlert Sippapak
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Go with me?

Err, what's your name?


...What's your name again?


Oh, Sound interesting.

And you?

I'm Rain.


Rain or mud?

Huh, you're so funny.

Err, you are very funny.

- Do you like comedian?

- Like? It's okay I like them.

And do you have your favourite comedians?

Favourite comedians? I like some.

And who are those your favorite comedians?

"3 Cha" Gang

Huh!!! You like "3 Cha" gang, aren't you?


And who do like specifically?

Mum and Teng.

Only two of them?


And what about another guy who is chubby?

You mean "Koh Tee"?

Which f***ing channel that you watch?

Koh Tee is in "3 Cha" gang.

Same channel with you.

Do you want to watch television?

What are you doing, Bro?

I have to attend my relative's funeral tomorrow.


He f***ing drowned.

Bro Bro, Let me ask you something?

You're calling me to have sex or to talk.

Stressful, you know?


I will.

Just relax and chat first.

Never mind, have a chit-chat first.

Have a chat then, we will know each other.

Come on, bro.

I want that also but...

Are you ready?

I ask you whether you ready or not

I'm ready.

- Honey

- Aww, her voice, almost cum.

Are you ready?

Slow slow, okay.

- Bro

- Aww, oh oh oh

- What are you doing?

- What happen to you, bro?

Umm, I'm finished.

What!!! Finished?

I've just touch you.

Ho, you touched so hard.

I didn't touch that hard!

No more, no more.

I'm finished.

People call me "Tee Rifle".

Phoenix of Bang Pla Ma.

The killer people talk about.

A fearsome killer.

But actually...

I am lousy bird.

A humiliated bird for women.

A bird that finish early..

A bird that can't even fly.

A broken wing bird.

A broken wing bird that only walks.

Walks, walks and walks.

Until one day...

A bird have met a beautiful swan.

A heaven swan that should be dancing on the sky.

But, she is dancing on earth now.

Huh, this is just a coincidence.

Even it is a destiny.

But a swan is still a swan.

And a bird like me is still lousy bird.

And end up with lame ending.

What if a heaven swan know that.

I'm kind of lousy bird.

Let her go.

Let the swan be on her way.

For me...

Don't even compare with her.

Put it down lightly, idiot.

Never pour it properly at any shots.

Hey, boy.

One more shot.

Give me one more shot.

Did you drive?


You've 8 shots already.

Huh, I feel nothing. NOTHING.

Are these water?

Because you're drunk, sir.


I still can talk consciously.

This is what we call unconsciously.


Slept already.

Hey, your voice like girl.

- Are you...?

- What are you talking about?

I know you knew.

Are you...?

- Yes

- Ah-ha

AC or DC?


Oh, scary.

What about you, AC or DC?

Am I look like?

I know you are.

Hey, I'll hit you unless I'm drunk.

Remember that.

Careful your words.

How much?

2400 baths.

3000, can't I?

Depend on you.

That's my boy.

Here's 3000.

You're very fast with this, idiot.

One shot of Vodka, sir.

Flirting, idiot.

That's hurt, bastard.

- One shot of Vodka, sir.

- A moment, ma'am.


What the f*** happen to you, idiot?

Shut the f*** up, idiot. I'm thrilled.

I'm sorry, did I poke you too hard?

No no no, Not that hard.


Ehh, What do you want?

Do you have lighter?

I'm not a smoker so I don't have, ma'am.

Ehh... Awww Awww Ohh.

Are you okay?

I'm okay.

Anything else do you want?

Nothing, sir.


- Are you okay?

- Awww Ohh..

Enough Enough... no more.

Give me the tissue.

- What you doing to do with tissue.

- Awww, I don't want it anymore.

Heaven swan have just sat beside us.

Do you still think that this is coincidence?

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Yuthlert Sippapak

Yuthlert Sippapak (Thai: ยุทธเลิศ สิปปภาค, born November 8, 1966 in Loei, Thailand) is a Thai film director, screenwriter and producer. He's best known for his genre-blending films Killer Tattoo (comedy and action) and Buppah Rahtree (comedy and horror). more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018

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