Santa Claws

Synopsis: Tommy, who is unable to celebrate Christmas because his mom says Santa isn't real, leaves his kittens out for Santa to take back to the North Pole, but after a major allergic reaction Santa can't fly the sleigh or deliver presents anymore, so the kittens have to deliver the rest of the presents to all the boys and girls before sunrise.
Genre: Family, Fantasy
Director(s): Glenn Miller
Production: The Asylum
86 min

Listen, kid, I been around

a few Christmases.

- It's true.

- No way.

I swear on my life.

- All nine of them?

- Yes.

Now quiet.

Here he comes.


Magical, right?

Where's his claws?

He--He's so fat.

It's his jolliness, Rigby.

That's why he's so big.


Is that the record Julia wants?

How did he know?

He is Santa, Rigby.

He knows.

Hey, I'm gonna tell

Santa what I want.

Hey, hey, kid,

where are you going?

I want to say hi

to Santa.

No, you can't.

Santa's allergic to cats.

Well, hello there.

Who are you?

Hi, Santa.

I'm Rigby.

Shoo, shoo. Go away.

I'd love to pet you,

but I better not.

I... Hello!

Eww. Gross.

Excuse me, Santa.

Go away.


Oh, you made him

sneeze again.

Go away.


Ah, cookies.

Rigby, get back here!


Is someone there?

A cat!

Whoa! Chill out, dude.

Oh, no!

Julia's record!

See, kid?

I told you.

He's allergic to cats.



I can't let her see me!

Santa, wait!

- Santa!

- Cats!

Ho, ho, ho, Merry Christmas!

Dang it.


pop the trunk.


Nathan has

a tree.

Tommy, please.

But, Mom, everyone

else has a tree.

Tommy, we talked

about this. Inside.


Little dusty.

Kittens, I'm home.

Hey, Tommy's home.

Heh. No.

No, I'm not gonna

go talk to her.

You go talk to her.

I don't know what to say.

You're Santa.

You're the one who

knows all this stuff.


Don't forget

to shut the door,

or the kittens'll

get out!

Get out? She's crazy.

Why would we want

to get out?

Hey, guys. I missed you.

And put the milk away,

or it'll go bad!

Okay, Mom!

Did someone say Milk?

I've been

starving all day.

Oh, no. Here she comes.


this tastes so good.

Mom, it's Christmas Eve.


We don't even need

to get a big one.

We've already

discussed this.

Christmas is

just something

marketed by companies to sell toys

and other items they have too

many of at the end of the year.

Here comes another

sermon. I'm out of here.

I remember.

You know I love you

very much, right?

And that's why

I'm not gonna lie to you

and tell you

Santa's real.

He was made up

by a soda company.

You have to learn

to be self-sufficient,

not rely on someone to bring

you the things that you want.


Hey, where'd

you guys go?

That's why when

you do your chores,

you get an allowance,

so you can buy

the things that you want.

Trust me.

When you get older,

no one's gonna

hand 'em to you.

I know.

I love you very much.

I love you,

too, Mom.

Hmm. Those little rascals

didn't leave any food for me.

Let's make a deal.

I will finish putting away

the groceries,

and I'll post

my new article,

and then you can do

your chores.

Dust the living room,

water the plants,

and then we go

to dinner. Deal?


Are yours

this much trouble?

You have no idea.

Ah, I'm bored.

We better

not go anywhere.

It's almost nap time.

- Quick Get it!

- But it's almost nap time.

- Oh, lighten up.

Ha ha ha! You paper towels thought

you could escape me! Never!

You're right!

This is fun!

- Quick! Don't let it run away.

- I got it!

- You're through paper towel.


We gotta make sure it never

escapes again!

That's it guys!

Nice job, Mittens!

This feels great on my claws!

- Ah! It keeps falling on me.

- Uh oh! It's still escaping over here.

- I'm on it!

- Hey! tear it apart.

- You're mine paper towel.

- Whee!

- Look guys, it's almost like we

have snow in the house now.

Oh quick! Grab it guys.

Not cool, guys.

How's it going?

What happened?

The kittens.

It doesn't matter.

Just clean it up.

They'll be out

of our hair soon enough.

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Anna Rasmussen

Anna Melloni Rasmussen (1898-1983) was a Danish spiritualist medium. more…

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Submitted on August 05, 2018


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