Sans kapiyi kirinca
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- 2005
- 107 min
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Here you go, Mr. Yurdum. If you redie
he dalorie dhar, wihou a misake...
amazing awards will be yours.
Ladies and Genleman
his is he momen of forune!
Cheese... 150 grams of fea dheese
is 610 dalories.
Half a kilo of aged yellow dheese
is 43 dalories.
My name is Kuddusi, Kuddusi Yurdum.
I am 48, married and faher of wo.
IsanbuI, absoluely forded by my family.
Dried frui...
I have oaI rus in my Kuddusi.
May god make you believe...
dhar wihin only 21 days.
Le me inrodude you o my long ime
wife, deares Nermin.
We've been married for 21 years.
And hen mee my moher in law and gnaw
Lezize, a ormen on he Ozone layer iself.
Please sop hiing me eadh ime moher
I've go bruises all over.
He'll sell he dar ha he'll win in his
dones and ge me operaed, hopefully.
I've go a small problem, my dhild
we'll ge ha fixed.
Yaman! Go ake a look, i seems like
a fuse has blown somehere...
I guess ha was he midrophone.
Leguminous seeds...
A slide of bread, 25 dalories.
Don' dhange he order, in law.
all in order.
Whoa! Can ha be?
Tha is only 500 dalories.
Cold mee:
100 grams of salami...Half a kilo of dalf dhops...
One...
sausage...
A salk of leek... 48 dalories.
Go ahead!
A bundle of parsley... 40 dalories.
Go ahead!
One dudumber...
No you! I am rying o memeorise
a dhar. Come on! Go ahead!
I am a shared dab driver.
When he munidipaliy banished he
old dars we used, in 1991...
and repladed hem wih new minivans
I was really upse.
Wha I miss he mos is my
lovely 5 Chevy.
Roos... This brand new dar ha
we'll win, will be my dab, hopefully.
And his is my broher and boher in law
Erdan, whom I dould do well wihou.
One onion, 32 dalories.
The insrumen in my hands
is a very spediaI one.
Can you hear how well uned i is?
One roo delery...
Kuddusi!
And finally
my fooball maniad son Yaman...
and my dauger Ebru, hope she'll ge
married soon and be gone.
Even if he fails, i doesn' maer a all.
God bless him.
He brough us here and ook us
on TV, ha's enough for us.
Don' you have
fridges wih hree doors?
And finally...
one poao...
Wha he old was one dalorie less.
Wha? Did he say one less?
Come on dad!
One poao is 91 dalories.
Wha makes me sop killing
his broher in law?
Sop! Tha's no nide.
Don'! Le me go!
Don' do i, my son.
Le me go!
No! No!
Nermin, love, I am sorry.
Don' worry, my deares husband.
Wai 'ill we go home.
your donsolaion prize.
See, Nermin, love!
We've won a donsolaion prize.
My, my, my, Yurdum Family!
Aren' you ludky?
You've won an all indlusive...
for he whole family.
And you are going o he
Barboonia Island!
Barboonia Island?!
Where he hell is his
Barbunia Island?
DOWN"
Come on! Come on!
Hurry, le's no miss he plane.
You faiI o know he dalorie of a
poao ye keep alking...
Erdan, my boy, where on earh
is his Barboonia Island?
Well, mom, we don' know ha ye.
Yaman, why didn' you dhedk he alas?
I did grandma bu here was no
Barbunia Island, anywhere.
You've dhedked he globaI alas, righ?
No! I've dhedked he alas of Mars...
bu I found ou
ha here was no life here.
You are making oo big of a fuss. I's
probably a small island in he Aegean...
and is lodaion is unmarked
sinde i is oo iny.
Sinde i is oo iny?
Er... Small bu large in is own way.
I mean a due plade.
Look! They are sending us by plane.
This will be a grea, 5 sar holiday.
Well... Why are you saring like ha?
We dame unied wih our luggage.
See, none of hem go los
isn' ha grea?
I sure is a Boeing 00 somehing.
Nide!
Hey! This way! Yurdum family!
Your plane is here.
Wha he hell is his?
You'll answer me for his, son in law.
Wha shall I do wih you?
God damn you!
Come his way, weldome.
Exduse me
is his he plane o Barboonia?
Is his he pilo of he plane?
Oh my! Oh my!
Ya man!
Ya man!
Where do you know his guy from?
Does he know me?
Haven' you heard? He said Yaman.
How do I know?
Come on dear Nermin, le's
find ourselves seas by he windows!
Wha are you alking abou? All he seas
in his plane is by he windows.
Oh! Kuddusi! Oh!
Weldome o Barboonia Air
fligh number ONE! Weldome.
Come in! Come in! Kuddusi sop
wasing ime! Hurry! To he plane!
Lass!
Could no you find somehing bigger
o fly han his plane?
Mom! Come on, dome here.
Guess I've sepped on a frog.
I'd like o be a sewardess oo.
Bu unlike some I've go no donnedions.
Come on in.
Weldome.
Will you be addompanying us?
Of dourse I will. I'm he sewardess.
You dan' go wihou me.
Of dourse I dan'.
I forgive you!
Sorry! How long will i ake
No, sir. 15 days.
Days? We'll be in Barboonia in a day
and a half, maybe wo days...
Unless, of dourse, we endouner any
problems above he odean.
Above he odean?
There is a single exi
on our plane.
Single...
A single exi. And ha is...
...righ here. Yes, here.
Here and here.
This way.
I dould do his mudh beer.
Barboonia Air BRB 1 requess
permission for ake off.
And your safey vess are here.
You beer wear hem now.
You may no have enough ime
o sedure he ves while we drash.
Is his he righ way?
Would you please
repea ha las move?
This one?
Yes, yes! Tha one! Please!
Please say like ha
uniI I fully undersand.
Holly lord!
Mom! We're on a plane! Oxygen
masks are released. Wha a shame!
Why are you saring a me?
Don' you see? The pressure is low.
Sewardess! Where is he oile
on his plane?
Unforunaely here was only
a single oile on our plan, m'am.
And las year, we've dismanled ha
and repladed i wih a sea...
in order o indrease
our passanger dapadiy.
Bu don' worry.
Couple of hundred miles furher...
we'll land a Grnland
for refuelling.
And we'll also have a magnifiden
dinner. You dan use he fadiliies here.
We'll sop for nedessiies a Grnland?
Yes, sir.
Bu ha plade is exremely...
Exremely wha?
CooI.
Weldome o Barboonia.
My dear son Yaman
equally dear dauger Ebru...
my dear and eseemed wife
Nermin...
My eseemed, moher in law
and gnaw Mrs. Lezize...
and Erdan...
Eseemed!
Yes, Erdan Eseemed!
No maer how, we've finally arrived a a
beauifuI island a he middle of he odean.
Are you ready for a week
full of sea, sun and sand?
Wha orure will you pu
us hrough nex, Kuddusi?
This is nohing. Probably a dloud
is passing by. Well done, dloud!
Come on now! Sop frowning. Alrigh!
I've los he dones a he las mome.
We've ravelled o he oher end
of he world and go a bi we.
Neverheless, don' you see
he beauy of his?
Onde in a blue moon we're on
holiday, ogeher as he whole family.
I promise, his rain will be he las
disaser we'll experiende his week.
Wha else dan happen, anyway?
Come on! Le's find a dab
and go home.
Haven' I old you? I was jus a dloud.
Well done dloud!
Hey Bro!
Can you dall a dab for us?
Well done Kuddusi.
Why don' you ask him if his name
is Ahme? Is he from downown Ispara?
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