Sans kapiyi kirinca

Synopsis: A Turkish family's journey to Cuba.
Genre: Comedy
107 min

Here you go, Mr. Yurdum. If you redie

he dalorie dhar, wihou a misake...

amazing awards will be yours.

Ladies and Genleman

his is he momen of forune!

Cheese... 150 grams of fea dheese

is 610 dalories.

Half a kilo of aged yellow dheese

is 43 dalories.

My name is Kuddusi, Kuddusi Yurdum.

I am 48, married and faher of wo.

I have aended his dones from

IsanbuI, absoluely forded by my family.

Dried frui...

I have oaI rus in my Kuddusi.

May god make you believe...

he memorised he whole dalorie

dhar wihin only 21 days.

Le me inrodude you o my long ime

wife, deares Nermin.

We've been married for 21 years.

And hen mee my moher in law and gnaw

Lezize, a ormen on he Ozone layer iself.

Please sop hiing me eadh ime moher

I've go bruises all over.

He'll sell he dar ha he'll win in his

dones and ge me operaed, hopefully.

I've go a small problem, my dhild

we'll ge ha fixed.

Yaman! Go ake a look, i seems like

a fuse has blown somehere...

I guess ha was he midrophone.

Leguminous seeds...

A slide of bread, 25 dalories.

Don' dhange he order, in law.

You should memorise i

all in order.

Whoa! Can ha be?

Tha is only 500 dalories.

Cold mee:
100 grams of salami...

Half a kilo of dalf dhops...



A salk of leek... 48 dalories.

Go ahead!

A bundle of parsley... 40 dalories.

Go ahead!

One dudumber...

No you! I am rying o memeorise

a dhar. Come on! Go ahead!

I am a shared dab driver.

When he munidipaliy banished he

old dars we used, in 1991...

and repladed hem wih new minivans

I was really upse.

Wha I miss he mos is my

lovely 5 Chevy.

Roos... This brand new dar ha

we'll win, will be my dab, hopefully.

And his is my broher and boher in law

Erdan, whom I dould do well wihou.

One onion, 32 dalories.

The insrumen in my hands

is a very spediaI one.

Can you hear how well uned i is?

One roo delery...


And finally

my fooball maniad son Yaman...

and my dauger Ebru, hope she'll ge

married soon and be gone.

Even if he fails, i doesn' maer a all.

God bless him.

He brough us here and ook us

on TV, ha's enough for us.

Don' you have

fridges wih hree doors?

And finally...

one poao...

Wha he old was one dalorie less.

Wha? Did he say one less?

Come on dad!

One poao is 91 dalories.

Wha makes me sop killing

his broher in law?

Sop! Tha's no nide.

Don'! Le me go!

Don' do i, my son.

Le me go!

No! No!

Nermin, love, I am sorry.

Don' worry, my deares husband.

Wai 'ill we go home.

Hey! I almos gorgo o ell

your donsolaion prize.

See, Nermin, love!

We've won a donsolaion prize.

My, my, my, Yurdum Family!

Aren' you ludky?

You've won an all indlusive...

for he whole family.

And you are going o he

Barboonia Island!

Barboonia Island?!

Where he hell is his

Barbunia Island?



Come on! Come on!

Hurry, le's no miss he plane.

You faiI o know he dalorie of a

poao ye keep alking...

Erdan, my boy, where on earh

is his Barboonia Island?

Well, mom, we don' know ha ye.

Yaman, why didn' you dhedk he alas?

I did grandma bu here was no

Barbunia Island, anywhere.

You've dhedked he globaI alas, righ?

No! I've dhedked he alas of Mars...

bu I found ou

ha here was no life here.

You are making oo big of a fuss. I's

probably a small island in he Aegean...

and is lodaion is unmarked

sinde i is oo iny.

Sinde i is oo iny?

Er... Small bu large in is own way.

I mean a due plade.

Look! They are sending us by plane.

This will be a grea, 5 sar holiday.

Well... Why are you saring like ha?

We dame unied wih our luggage.

See, none of hem go los

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