Rock'n Roll

Synopsis: Guillaume Canet is told by a young co-star that he's no longer Rock'n' Roll and can't sell films anymore. He then tries to prove her wrong and gets help from his girlfriend, Marion Cotillard.
Genre: Comedy, Drama
Director(s): Guillaume Canet
Production: Red Apollo Group
  1 nomination.
Rotten Tomatoes:
123 min

Yeah, see if Guillaume's ready.


Shit, gotta run. Be right back.

- Gonna get your ass kicked.

- What?


I've been calling you.

Sorry, battery issues.

Change of schedule.

Get Guillaume to makeup.

Let me just grab a coffee.

- Fast.

- I'll be quick.

Nastasia, Camille's on her way.

I'll go get her.

Can I steal this? Sorry, no time.



You okay?

Fine. And you?

I'm good.

For instance, when...

Hold on, Manu.


Sorry. I wasn't sure you could hear me.

No problem, good job.

Fab isn't here?

No, he's on a coffee break.

We're ready for you in makeup.

I'll just finish up here. Thanks.

Sorry, Manu...

Yeah, sorry...

Like I said, it hurts when I press it.

The thing is,

I can feel a kind of cyst.

Left. My left one.

A urologist?

That's a pain.

It could be serious?

Okay, I'll call you

after I talk to your buddy.

Thanks, guy. See you.

- Where were you?

- Out front.

No, whatshername just said...

Forget it.

Do me a favor.

I gotta get to makeup.

Call my buddy Manu, the doctor.

For the number of a urologist.

I gotta see him about my aching nut.

Make an appointment fast.

Call him from here, in the trailer.


- Keep it zipped, right?

- No problem.

- Repeat.

- I call Manu.

I ask for the number of a urea...

Urea what you said?

- Urologist.

- That's right, urologist.

- And I make an appointment.

- Great.

Out the way.

You want the transmitter in a pocket

or on your belt?

It's up to you.

Or on your ankle?

I'm not difficult.

Put it where you want.

Up your butt?

In your pocket.

Okay, Guillaume?

- And you?

- Great.

- You nailed it in rehearsal.

- Really?

- You'll be awesome.

- That's cool.

- I'm so psyched.

- Me too.

My oldest buddy.

I'll give him everything.

Unit, this is Fabrice.

Fabrice, Nico here.

Nico, great.

Tell Guillaume it's all good.

The doctor's gonna call him

about his nut.

Same prank at the start

of every shoot, the idiot!

Can you call Fabrice for me?

- Sure.

- Thanks.

Open up.

Doesn't work.

I hit door, the trunk opens.

Kidding me.

When I hit trunk...

I don't believe it.

Turn it off!


- Hey, Annabelle.

- Analle.

Yes, sorry.

Hi, Guillaume.

Keep your butt down.

What are you doing?

What's going on? Buttache?

Mr. Cotillard!

All ready, just like you asked.

But we're out of fennel.

No way.

Just my luck right now.

That's gross.

Here he comes.

It's your buddy.

Sasha! C'mon, jump!

See? Your buddy's here.

Lucky we waited.

- Hi, mom.

- You see?

If I don't wait by the elevator,

I never see you.

What's up?

You live one floor above me

and never come down.

- You're kidding?

- You'll see when you're old.

We came for dinner two nights ago.

Alright, forget it.

Sasha? Let's race them.

Let's race!

Marie-Antoinette, how are you?

I'm fine.

When I see my son, I'm fine.


Go easy on your nut.

On his what?

What's wrong with him?

You'll have to ask him.

What's going on?

Free Quebec forever!

I'm doing the new Xavier Dolan.

That's great!

Good job, sweetheart!

An amazing role.

Marguerite Dubois, you know?

- No.

- An activist.

Went to her grave

fighting for a Free Quebec.

She went where?

Her grave. Her dying day!

I'll have to work like crazy

on the accent.

I'm so excited.

I'm pretty excited too.

How about you test me?


- A flirt?

- Peewee tickler.

Quebecan-French Dictionary.


Bicycle on gas.

- Costs a fortune?

- Costs an arm.

Funny, almost the same as us.

Car in a bad state?

Don't tell me.

Stop that.

Pisses me off.

A fruit.

A lemon!

Yes, a lemon.

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Guillaume Canet

Guillaume Canet (born 10 April 1973) is a French actor, film director and screenwriter, and show jumper. Canet began his career in theatre and television before moving to film. He starred in several films like Joyeux Noël, Love Me If You Dare and The Beach. In 2006, he turned to writing and directing with Tell No One and won a César Award for Best Director. more…

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