Rihanna 777

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If you load 70 cases of champagne alone,

forget the cognac, onto a plane,

you're just going to one country,

I could tell you that's gonna

go off the rails.

Seven countries, add the cognac,

add the no sleep, everything else,

you're surprised?

I wanted to do a seven show tour

in seven countries in seven days,

and do it on a 777 plane.

It was 150 press room,

eighty-two countries,

50 fans from around the world,

it was all about letting them really see

how she lives her life.

We're all in the same plane together

like one big tour.

I pictured like a hot tub on the plane,

nothing, and filled with champagne,

things like that.

We were taking off on a plane,

I said this is our seventh album.

We're ready to start

mobilizing that way.

About to take this seventh album

in seven years, and maybe we do

seven shows.

I was packing this morning,

I was laughing.

You really did this?

Thought this was so f***ing smart?

I just can't wait.

Like, I just looking in there,

and I see like a couple of my people.

I know this is gonna be an experience

of a lifetime, like, it's gonna be

unlike anything we've ever experienced.

As I understand it,

there aren't any hotels.

There's no down time

in order to get one.

Let's go.

First stop is Mexico.

Being around a tour

is something that I've never experienced,

and what goes on to put a show on

like this, the intensity,

the logistics of it.

All of the equipment, the fueling,

the planning, authorizations to land,

the over flight for us, you know,

it's just a grueling, you know, schedule.

Really?

I mean, I've been there before on a cruise,

but nothing like this.

There's tequila, and that's what

I'm looking forward to.

Get drunk.

Wait.

Hello, hello?

Everybody look in their gift bags,

and look for the little piece of string.

There's a real diamond on there.

You can never say you never had

a diamond in your life.

I can't wait for it, to be honest.

I think this is probably gonna be

one of my favorite things

that I've ever done.

Flight attendants, please

take your jump seats

in preparation for takeoff.

Thank you.

She always tells me,

you know, "let's not do

what we already did 'cause

we already written that.

Let's try to do something

else for the future

that creates new history."

It's the first step on that plane,

this is really where the work begins.

Ladies and gentlemen,

there is an emergency.

Code seven f***ing seven seven.

All right, guys, whose ready to hit it?

Champagne, cognac, anyone?

All ready the alcohol is flowing,

the ace of spades is flowing.

So I'm a little worried.

There's a little hesitation,

but I think overall it's gonna be

the thrill of a lifetime.

What's up, Japan?

- Brazil?

- All right, who wants it?

We love Brazil.

More Australia?

I need to serve some drinks, man.

Yeah, boy, I like it

Love it when you talk that

Haven't even gotten to the first place,

and we're having a f***ing blast.

- It's crazy.

- We found out

like on Friday that we were coming,

so it was like super last

minute and we were like,

"Yeah, we'll do it, we'll be there."

The real bit is back there

with contest winners.

You're not gonna find contest winners

on the Led Zeppelin plane,

you know what I mean?

This is weird, it's like, only they won.

And I don't think I'm

gonna get used to this.

I don't think it's something I'm gonna

get used to.

Woo-hoo!

Yeah!

Man, I feel like I'm on Soul Plane.

Have you seen Soul Plane?

Yeah, we only got shots left.

Flight attendants, we're just about

five minutes from landing.

Five minutes from landing.

Everyone, please take your seats.

Ladies and gentlemen,

welcome to Mexico City.

If we can have everyone

please stay in your seats

until the captain has parked

the aircraft at the gate.

It was a pleasure serving

each and every one of you

on board our flight, and please enjoy

the rest of the evening.

Thank you.

Bye, guys.

Take a look where we at right there.

It is now 7:
15 p.m.

Rihanna is supposed to go

on at what time, Anna?

- Nine.

- Nine p.m.

- Omar.

- Adam.

Adam.

Adam Blackstone.

- Chris.

- I'm Chris.

The Nuno Duarte Gil Mendes Bettencour.

It's TBD.

We don't know where it is.

DJ's left behind.

Mexico City has not

seen her perform in years.

They're starved for her

as it is so to be able

to just do an exclusive show,

I can't even imagine

what's gonna happen outside the building,

and, you know, not being able

to get tickets, it's gonna be

pretty crazy, I think.

We'll probably won't go on stage

- until about, I predict...

- Past curfew.

Twelve o'clock p.m., that's past curfew.

And the the flight's supposed to take off

at Toronto, the next trip,

at twelve.

- No, it's a good phone.

- You're crazy.

- I'm serious.

- That's blasphemous.

Yeah, that is blasphemous, actually.

- It's a good one.

- Let me see.

That's the screen is just big.

This is what Van's talking about.

No music.

We hate music.

There's no sound check.

- Where's the bathroom?

- Right inside.

To all of you just coming.

Leave your stuff right there.

We are waiting for bags right now.

We are waiting for makeup,

we're waiting for hair,

we're waiting for all the clothes,

every last bit of it.

True story.

You can stand under my umbrella

You can stand under my umbrella

Ella, ella, -

We love her.

- Yes.

- Very much.

She's beautiful.

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