Rich Boy, Rich Girl

Synopsis: Two Y generation dreamers meet and begin dating through false pretenses. When their lies catch up with them they are forced to take a good look at their choices and become the people they dreamed of.
Genre: Comedy, Romance


Crash and burn

Wouldn't you say that's

only way we learn?

We don't need nobody

We don't need nobody

We don't need nobody

We don't need nobody

When the red light and the

brake lights lit your face,

and you take me on a

joyride back to your place

We don't need nobody, no...

We don't need nobody

We don't need nobody

We don't need nobody

Take me home tonight

Don't deny

It's not fair, but

I'm too scared

I don't know why

They can't tell us

what to do

They don't even

know the truth

I can't help falling for you

It's chemical, and I

don't need to hear it

When the red light and the

brake lights lit your face,

and you take me on a

joyride back to your place

I don't need nobody

I don't need nobody


: Every day

when you wake up,

before you even

put your feet on the

ground, you tell yourself

"it's gonna be a great day."

It's gonna be a great day.

Take me away to a

different place

I can't keep

myself off of you

Drive me down, drop

me off into town

And I will follow you

When the red light and the

brake lights lit your face,

and you take me on a

joyride back to your place

We don't need nobody

We don't need nobody


: You

can't greet each day

with negative energy

and expect positive results.

So start positive

and stay positive.

It's gonna be a great day.

Say it and mean it.

Today's gonna be a great day.

It's been clinically proven

that exercise increases

energy and libido,

improves health and

enhances self-esteem.

Look good, feel good.


So you asked me to

take you to work,

and you're doing Jane Fonda.

No, no, no, no.

Not this.

We're gonna be late.

Let's go!


What time is it?

Oh, crap.

What happened to push-ups?

No excuses, no exceptions.

Stop being a spectator

and get into the game.

Want to attract

high caliber mates?

You'll need low

body fat and high

endurance, both in and

out of the bedroom.

Winners look good.

Oh, sod off.



: Chapter 2, dressing

for success.

If you want to track

successful people,

you need to dress the part.

Dress like you're as

successful as you one one day

hope to become.

Sloppy slouchers as end up

with supermodels, do they?

To differ, Jessica, I got

Jonah Hill and Donald Trump.

Wait a second.

Who are you calling "Jessica?"

Don't tell me you're so

reading that girly crap.

No I'm just thinking out loud.

Oh, oh, God, what is that?

Oh, God!

- It's confidence.

- "Confidence?"

You need a lot of confidence

to wear that cat piss.

Where'd you get it,

at the dollar store?

I can't do it this morning.

I-- I can't--

You know, I was thinking,

you need to do a little spring

cleaning around here.

I mean, seriously,

what the hell is that?

No, what are you doing?

My grandma gives

me one every year.

We don't wanna hurt

grandma's feelings,

but you should shove

that into a drawer fast.

Thank you.

Are-- look, are you taking

me, or am I ubering?

Like, what?

What am I doing?

Excuse me?

What are you doing here?

Piggy collection.

I need a boost this morning.

I need don't need a nag!

Her wedding was this morning.


Hi, Sasha.


Can I raid your closet again?



My Chanel is your Chanel,

especially if you don't

throw Elvis out the window.

Did he poop on

the free zone again?

In your suitcase,

you know what?

It's only because he trusts

you, because he doesn't

just poop anywhere, do you?

No, you don't.

Oh, my little baby.

Oh, I really need

to get my own place!


Devon's hardly around, and

I like having you here.

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