Revenge of the Nerds II: Nerds in Paradise

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(man) In 1984, the "Nerd Revolution"

began on the campus of Adams College.

Despite prejudice, persecution

and painful pummelling,

the members of Lambda Lambda Lambda

fraternity overcame the powerful Alpha Betas

and gained control of the Greek Council.

It was a victory that underdogs throughout

the free world would always remember.

It was a defeat the Alpha Betas

would never forget.

Now the Tri-Lambs face their next challenge.

As representatives of Adams, they prepare

to join delegates from across the nation

at the United Fraternity Conference

in legendary Fort Lauderdale.

It is a time for fraternity leaders

to discuss the philosophy of brotherhood,

to set guidelines for their organisations...

and get laid.

# (man) She... wore... an...

# Itsy bitsy teenie weenie

yellow polkadot bikini

# That she wore for the first time today

# She... wore... an...

# ltsy bitsy teenie weenie

yellow polkadot bikini

# That she wore for the first time today

(braying laugh)

(# "ltsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie

Yellow Polkadot Bikini" by Devo)

- Hey, Gilbert.

- Hi, Lewis.

I got you some more reading material.

- Great minds, huh?

- Yeah. Hey, how you feelin'?

- Actually, I'm feelin' pretty stupid.

- Why?

I'm the only guy in the world

who could break his leg playing chess.

Hey, don't get down on yourself, Gilbert.

That was a very tricky move.

- Thanks.

- Sure.

- What's on your mind, Lewis?

- I'll tell you, Gilbert.

You're the president of this chapter

and I don't know if I can lead these guys.

Lewis, you're a born leader.

You got the looks of a Kennedy

and the brains of an Einstein.

And the prowess of a Skolnick.

- (braying laugh)

- (car horn)

Hey, that's my dad. I gotta go, Gilbert.

OK.

- Bye.

- Knock 'em dead.

- (braying laugh)

- I'll be in touch.

- Tickets?

- (nerds) Check.

- Money?

- (nerds) Check.

- Prophylactics?

- (nerds) Che...

(braying laugh)

You kill me, Dad.

You really got the pedal to the metal.

Yeah, I do, Dad. I got

the cruise control locked in at 35.

I'll tell you what. Kick it up to 37.

- Let's live dangerously.

- Dad!

(beeping)

Uplink. It's my pager.

Here you go, Dad.

Just plug that into the lighter.

(Mr Skolnick) OK.

- It needs 13.8 volts.

- Uh-huh. "Gilbert to Lewis."

- Hey, it's Gilbert.

- (Lamar) Gilbert.

(Gilbert) Hi, guys.

Ifyou've kept to your timetable, and I bet you

have, you're now travelling Highway 116...

"approaching the Duttonhoffer cutoff."

- God!

- God, Gilbert!

"Watch out for that pothole."

That Gilbert.

In any case, guys,

I just wanted a chance to tell you to have

a good time and beware of those Alphas.

They're here.

Nerds.

- (Poindexter) You know what?

- What?

According to this, the year-round mean

temperature in Fort Lauderdale's 72 degrees.

Well, it's located 26 degrees,

four minutes north longitude,

80 degrees, nine minutes west latitude.

What did you expect? 68 degrees?

(braying laugh)

Excuse me, miss. I just want you to know that

I don't intend to sleep with another woman

until I'm back here in your arms with my head

resting between your creamy thighs.

Jerk.

Excuse me, miss. I just want you to know

that I don't intend to sleep with another...

Excuse me. Are you with

the group from Adams College?

- Yes, sir.

- Great. May I see your tickets, please?

Good. Follow me. I'll take you directly

to your plane through the VlP entrance.

Wow, did you hear that,

you guys? We're VlPs.

- This is gonna be awesome.

- Where did Booger go?

- (slap)

- (woman) You pig!

- We're VlPs.

- Right here.

Very lmmense Penises.

Uh!

Well, men, we finally made it.

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