
Revenge of the Nerds II: Nerds in Paradise
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1987
- 88 min
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(man) In 1984, the "Nerd Revolution"
began on the campus of Adams College.
Despite prejudice, persecution
and painful pummelling,
the members of Lambda Lambda Lambda
fraternity overcame the powerful Alpha Betas
and gained control of the Greek Council.
It was a victory that underdogs throughout
the free world would always remember.
It was a defeat the Alpha Betas
would never forget.
Now the Tri-Lambs face their next challenge.
As representatives of Adams, they prepare
to join delegates from across the nation
at the United Fraternity Conference
in legendary Fort Lauderdale.
It is a time for fraternity leaders
to discuss the philosophy of brotherhood,
to set guidelines for their organisations...
and get laid.
# (man) She... wore... an...
yellow polkadot bikini
# That she wore for the first time today
# She... wore... an...
yellow polkadot bikini
# That she wore for the first time today
(braying laugh)
Yellow Polkadot Bikini" by Devo)
- Hey, Gilbert.
- Hi, Lewis.
I got you some more reading material.
- Great minds, huh?
- Yeah. Hey, how you feelin'?
- Actually, I'm feelin' pretty stupid.
- Why?
I'm the only guy in the world
who could break his leg playing chess.
Hey, don't get down on yourself, Gilbert.
That was a very tricky move.
- Thanks.
- Sure.
- What's on your mind, Lewis?
- I'll tell you, Gilbert.
You're the president of this chapter
and I don't know if I can lead these guys.
Lewis, you're a born leader.
You got the looks of a Kennedy
and the brains of an Einstein.
And the prowess of a Skolnick.
- (braying laugh)
- (car horn)
Hey, that's my dad. I gotta go, Gilbert.
OK.
- Bye.
- Knock 'em dead.
- (braying laugh)
- I'll be in touch.
- Tickets?
- (nerds) Check.
- Money?
- (nerds) Check.
- Prophylactics?
- (nerds) Che...
(braying laugh)
You kill me, Dad.
You really got the pedal to the metal.
Yeah, I do, Dad. I got
the cruise control locked in at 35.
I'll tell you what. Kick it up to 37.
- Let's live dangerously.
- Dad!
(beeping)
Uplink. It's my pager.
Here you go, Dad.
Just plug that into the lighter.
(Mr Skolnick) OK.
- It needs 13.8 volts.
- Uh-huh. "Gilbert to Lewis."
- Hey, it's Gilbert.
- (Lamar) Gilbert.
(Gilbert) Hi, guys.
Ifyou've kept to your timetable, and I bet you
have, you're now travelling Highway 116...
"approaching the Duttonhoffer cutoff."
- God!
- God, Gilbert!
"Watch out for that pothole."
That Gilbert.
In any case, guys,
I just wanted a chance to tell you to have
a good time and beware of those Alphas.
They're here.
Nerds.
- (Poindexter) You know what?
- What?
According to this, the year-round mean
temperature in Fort Lauderdale's 72 degrees.
Well, it's located 26 degrees,
80 degrees, nine minutes west latitude.
What did you expect? 68 degrees?
(braying laugh)
Excuse me, miss. I just want you to know that
I don't intend to sleep with another woman
until I'm back here in your arms with my head
resting between your creamy thighs.
Jerk.
Excuse me, miss. I just want you to know
that I don't intend to sleep with another...
Excuse me. Are you with
- Yes, sir.
- Great. May I see your tickets, please?
Good. Follow me. I'll take you directly
to your plane through the VlP entrance.
Wow, did you hear that,
you guys? We're VlPs.
- This is gonna be awesome.
- (slap)
- (woman) You pig!
- We're VlPs.
- Right here.
Very lmmense Penises.
Uh!
Well, men, we finally made it.
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