Regular Show

Season #1 Episode #1
Genre: Drama

[crowd cheering]

All right, Beef Burrito.

I'm gonna give you one more chance

to take back what

you said about my mom!

I'll kill you!

Ooh! Ooh! [groans]

Tag up! Tag up!



Oh! You want us to

put the hurt on you?

I think he wants me

to put the hurt on him!

I think he wants you

to put the hurt on him!

You think he wants you

to put on him?

Yes, I do!

[both screaming]

[Rigby groaning weakly]


Did you see how awesome it was

when I hit the trampoline?

[laughing] Yeah, I did!

But it wasn't as awesome when you

punched that hole in the wall.

[both laughing]

[both scream]

I can't believe I listened to you.

I knew I should've gotten out

to do some work!

[sarcastically] But, no.

Let's wrestle this stupid doll.

-It'll be fun.

-But it was fun.

Well, yeah. But, now there's

a big hole in the wall!

Dude, we're 23 years old.

We shouldn't be busting holes in walls.

We're gonna get fired for this!

You mean, you're gonna

get fired for this.


You're the one who

threw me too hard, ya hole!

Don't call me a hole! You're the hole!

You're the one who wanted to wrestle!

Okay, okay. Let's not blame anyone.

Now, how in the "H"

are we gonna fix this "S"?

I don't know, man.

[scoffs] We can't fix it,

and we definitely can't pay for it,

'cause we don't have any money.

-Unless you have some money.


[both] Five, six, seven, eight...

[music playing on stereo]

Give us a raise, losers!

Hey, Pops. Check it.

[both] Five, six, seven, eight.

Give us a raise, Pops!


-Use your keyboard.

-The batteries are dead!

Play it!

[all] Take us home! Take us home!

Take us all back home!

[all screaming]

[laughs] We did it!


-Hey, that's mine!


You sent him to the moon

so the least you can do

is give him your keyboard.

-Right, Skips?


[both] Aw!

-And let's have it.


The $40 you two conned out of me

with that stupid keyboard crap!

I know you still got it!

Now give it... back!


Now clean up this mess,

or you're fired!

[sighs] Can you believe this?

[Skips] No.

Aw, dude. This sucks!

The hole's still there!

Do you think Benson

noticed that hole?

He won't now.

Dude, you're a genius!

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J.G. Quintel

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