Red State

Synopsis: The teenager Jarod invites his best friends Travis and Billy-Ray to have a foursome with a thirty-eight year-old woman. While driving to meet the woman, Travis hit a car parked on the road. When they meet the woman, she gives spiked beer to them and they pass out. When the three friends wake up, they find that they are trapped in the fundamentalist Five Points Trinity Church of the infamous Pastor Abin Cooper and that they will be killed. Meanwhile the church is under siege by ATF agents led by Agent Joseph Keenan that have been ordered to destroy the terrorist cell. Will the teenagers be saved by the agents of the law enforcement agency?
Genre: Action, Crime, Horror
Director(s): Kevin Smith
Production: SModcast Pictures
  3 wins & 7 nominations.
Rotten Tomatoes:
88 min

RED STATE (2011)

What are you gonna do this weekend?

- I don't know. What are you doing?

- It's none of your business.

Did you finish that thing

for your Lit class?

No. It's due in like two weeks

or something.

Oh, sweetJesus in the morning.

Again with these people?

He's burnin' in hell!

Because, if what the framers

of our constitution mean...

What, Travis? Fifteen minutes?

If you prick me, do I not bleed?

Where you been?

I was dropping my grandma off

at the airport...

and on the way back the Five-Pointers

blocked up Lennox Hill.

Oh, so Abin Cooper's after you too now?

Yeah, and I ain't even gay.

Nah, you're not gay. You're just curious.

If anybody would know,

it would beJarod.


All right, all right, all right.

So every once in a while

we add amendments to the Constitution...

to expand, or more importantly, define,

the parameters of our rights.

Like the First Amendment...

which Abin Cooper practiced this morning

on Lennox, making Travis late.

Those people are such a**holes.

Okay. I'm gonna let that ride

because this is a passionate issue...

and because, yes, they are a**holes.

Wait. Who's Abin Cooper?

He's that creepy church guy...

that's always saying

how God's all pissed off at everybody.

Yeah, him and his family are the ones...

that are always holding up signs

outside of funerals and stuff.

This was they were protesting the funeral...

of the gay kid who

got killed two weeks ago.

Yeah. Jacob Harlow.

He went here.

I didn't teach him, but he went here.

It was all over the news, right?

Jessie, I am both happy and sad...

that you don't know

who Abin Cooper is...

but, I mean, come on.

Abin Cooper

and the Five Points Trinity Church...

they're like right in our own backyard.

Come on, Mrs. Vasquez,

Cooper's Dell is like 30 minutes away.

Yeah. Too close.

Abin Cooper holds

our entire state up for ridicule.

All right?

Ultraconservatives avoid this guy.

Did you know last year the head of the

largest neo-Nazi faction in this country...

issued a statement

distancing his politics...

from Cooper's and Five Points'?

Even the Nazis think this guy

is "nuckin' futs."

All right, let's just hope that the Cooper

clan sticks with the First Amendment...

- Why?

- And stays away from the Second Amendment.

- What is the Second Amendment?

- We get guns.

What is this, man?

It's like Craigslist

for people who want to get f***ed.

I thought Craigslist was Craigslist

for people who want to get f***ed.

What kinda dirty sh*t you lookin' at, boy?

F***, f*ggot!

Touch my dick again and see what happens.

- Such an animal.

- They're all the same, man.

- You can't see any faces.

- Oh, sh*t. You showin' him?

Dude, get your f***in' flappers

outta here.

Yeah, look, it doesn't matter.

You can see the tits.

You can see the f***in' p*ssy, man.

F*** the faces.

How we know we wanna f*** the face

unless we can see what they look like?

- Right, thank you.

- You f***in' bag their head, man. All right?

Look, these b*tches wanna f***.

Even if they do wanna f***,

they're all in New York and LA.

Lots more in LA Look...

New York. LA.

- Road trip.

- LA.

- LA...

- I get the point, all right, but look.

This one's a little closer to home.

Holy sh*t! Cooper's Dell?

- Let me see.

- No f***in' way!

We're gettin' laid, boys.

How do we know she's gonna f*** us,

or even one of us?

I've been talking back and forth with one

for two weeks now.

She says she's interested.


I just got a little hard.

I don't wanna f***in' f***

some chick that he just stuck his dick in.

- Look, look...

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Kevin Smith

Kevin Patrick Smith (born August 2, 1970) is an American filmmaker, actor, comedian, public speaker, comic book writer, author, and podcaster. He came to prominence with the low-budget comedy Clerks (1994), which he wrote, directed, co-produced, and acted in as the character Silent Bob of stoner duo "Jay & Silent Bob". Jay and Silent Bob have appeared in Smith's follow-up films Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back which were mostly all set in his home state of New Jersey. While not strictly sequential, the films frequently featured crossover plot elements, character references, and a shared canon described by fans as the "View Askewniverse", named after his production company View Askew Productions, which he co-founded with Scott Mosier. more…

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