Raven the Little Rascal

Synopsis:
 
IMDB:
6.4
Year:
2012
78 min
21 Views

Someone help us!

Giddap!

- It's the fourth oor, upstairs.

- Yes, sir.

Come on.

No!

Not my daughter! Mercy!

Give us room.

Stay there. Come on.

Not her!

- Break it down.

- Yes, sir.

Baltimore Police!

Give me some light.

Oh, no.

- It's empty.

- That's impossible.

We heard a door lock.

Damn it, the window!

It's nailed shut.

Dear God.

Phylum Chordata...

Subphylum Vertebrata.

With kittens...

The ways of God in nature,

as in providence, are not our ways.

Lovely to see you all again.

Hello, Reagan. Did you miss me?

I'm naturally delighted

to be back in Baltimore,

but in all honesty

I'm feeling a bit under the weather.

However, it has been said that

what brandy cannot cure has no cure.

So what say you to a snifter

for an old, ailing friend?

I'm sorry. What?

Nothing.

I can assume, then,

that you're out of brandy?

- We've got many bottles back there.

- So it's a question of finances.

I don't mean to shock you, Poe,

but we haven't seen you in a while.

Last time you were here,

well, things got rather ugly.

Been back in town only a few days

to find quite shockingly,

I seem to have exhausted

any sort of credit I once had.

Fine, fine. If it's money you want...

Try not to shit yourself.

That's real.

Spot these sailors a round, too,

on me.

Christ, man, now what?

That'll just about

cover the last tab.

Are you really gonna be this cruel?

The "Patriot" is publishing a review

tomorrow. Ill be ush by dawn.

If the paper publishes

anything you write,

you come back tomorrow,

I'll buy you the shot.

Tomorrow?

Tomorrow I might be dead.

Or you might be.

- I'll risk it.

- How's this?

I get a drink for any man here

who recognizes me

or one of my poems.

Better get to the door

before I split your head open.

My head is already split open,

you overgrown mouth-breather.

So show me some respect

or I'll give you a personal tour.

I'm an internationally lauded poet.

That's why you've got no money.

- I am Poe.

- That's what I said.

Not poor, mouth-breather! Poe!

Poe! Edgar Allan Poe!

Does it ring a bell?!

No.

A drink to any man in this room

who can finish this line!

"Quoth the Raven..."

- Piss off!

- By IP Daley!

"Quoth the Raven"!

- "Nevermore!"

- Hah! Hah!

It is a very favourite poem.

Hive la France!

Slobs!

Philistines!

You wouldn't recognise

an authentic American literary voice

if it hissed in one ear

and slithered out the other.

We know it hurts to pick

your teeth up with broke fingers.

Is that your imagination's limit,

you mental oyster?

I can conjure a multitude

of more exquisite torments.

Your eyeballs dissolving

in a teaspoon of lye!

Your tongue torn from your throat

with a blacksmith's tongs!

An enema of boiling tar!

A testicle impaled on a kebab skewer!

Get out, you shit!

Slowly. Here.

Put her down.

She's just a girl.

What kind of monster would do this?

Katherine LaForte, 36.

Her daughter Anna, 12.

She was strangled.

She's so young.

He was a large man.

By the extent of his grip, over eight

inches from thumb to forefinger.

You agree someone

locked the door from the inside?

Absolutely. We heard the door lock

as we arrived.

And by the time you broke down

the door, the murderer was gone.

Not a trace.

The window was closed

when you came into the room?

Not just closed, nailed shut.

Tell me, how does such a large man

escape so quickly

from a room in which the door

has been locked from the inside...

and the window nailed shut?

I'm not sure, but the mayor

wants results this time, Inspector.

Question the neighbours.

I want a list of all the men

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