Prowl

PROWL:

Hey, this is Dustin.

If it's about the apartment,

just leave me a message.

Hi, Dustin, it's Amber calling again.

I've tried to reach you

a couple of times.

I'd really like to come

take a look at the apartment,

so if you could just give me a call back

whenever you get this, that'd be great.

Thanks. Bye.

Dustin?

What? No, it's Susie.

You sound weird. Are you okay?

Yeah, I'm fine.

Okay, so we're all meeting up

at Ray's house tonight,

and I need you to be there.

I don't know. I think I'm

just going to stay home tonight.

No, come on, it'll be fun.

And I need you

to protect me against Peter.

Please?

- Okay.

- Yeah?

- Okay.

- Cool.

All right, I'll see you later.

Come on, Keith, the sign says "open."

Thank you.

All right, just put it back unless

you're gonna magically grow five years.

I'm not 16, I'm 18.

Oh, well, we got cigarettes on sale.

No way! No f***ing way!

- Amber, how do you do it?

- Sure, everyone just come on in.

It's not like I got a dog

or a wife to go home to.

I bet Peter five bucks that I could

run here before they could drive here.

Nice work, Speedy Gonzales.

Okay.

What? I'm 21.

In like two months, Keith, come on!

Well, I'll see you then, Scorpio.

I got it, I got it.

- Finally. An adult.

- Sorry.

The van's been making that noise again.

And we need some chips.

- See you later, Keith.

- Bye!

Hey, Amber?

Did you really run all the way

from Ray's house?

It's a small town.

I think I can see

the elliptical galaxy from here.

Okay.

Thanks.

I see

a big bear torso,

but the lower half is a serpent.

It's like...

I don't know, it's like a naked chick

- with a really hairy...

- Be careful.

...muff.

- You see where the crescent of stars?

- Okay.

If you look above that

and then to the right...

- Hey, did you get my...

- Hey.

I know that you did. I know that...

Nachos!

- Did you get any salsa?

- Thank you very much.

Did you get... Thank you.

- Did you get any salsa?

- No.

They didn't get any dip.

I can... I can give you some dip.

You know what?

Susie, you know I can't have this talk

with you every single month.

You always tell me

that you're not gonna give in to him,

and then you do.

And then you always tell me

how weird it is the next morning.

And I have to say, "I told you so."

Yeah, well,

not this time.

Not this time?

No. Not this time.

Maybe you should. Then he can

lick the beer off your face.

- Yeah, he'd like that.

- Yeah, I'm sure he would.

Well, I need another beer.

- Do you want one?

- No, I'm good.

I didn't spill mine on me.

I don't know. Maybe.

Let's just see what happens.

Nothing just happens.

You gotta make a move.

I know.

Okay.

How many chicks have you been with?

All right, look, I'm on a mission now.

By the end of the night, you'll be

screaming Amber's name in ecstasy,

- and I am gonna help you.

- Well, I didn't ask you to.

How?

By creating a sexier atmosphere.

Take this.

Who's up for some skinny-dipping?

Susie! Get naked with me.

Amber. Jump in for once.

What's that supposed to mean?

Nothing... Come on.

Don't be such a f***ing freak!

Peter!

What?

Amber,

come on, I didn't mean it like that.

We cool?

Yeah. We cool.

Alrighty.

This is gonna be awesome!

Come on!

Three, two, one!

What are you doing? Eric!

You want some food?

Nah.

Nothing tastes good

in this town anyway.

I just need to get out.

You always say that.

Yeah, but this time I mean it.

This town eats people alive.

It's not that bad.

Yeah, for you.

Well, yeah, I like this town.

I'm happy here.

I won't be happy till I spend my

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