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The Confessions Of

Nymphomaniac Seamstress Rita Brauchts

(Rita "Needs It")

First row attention!

Line up in two rows!

And remember, no art.

Yes, boss.

All right.

Revolution is doable!

Up with the skirt!

Look, the skirts are getting

shorter and shorter.

I wonder where that will end.

Tender in bed,

hard with the cops!

Attention! The squares are out!

They've become a social menace!

A problem for global peace!

The police not only regulates

the road traffic,

but also the traffic in our beds!

We claim Free Love!

We have a right to orgasm!

Give me the film,

you f***ing cop!

Freddie?

Calm down, this is a project by

the Film Academy.

You're at the Film Academy?

- Not me, but my brother...

is at the Film Academy.

- What?

Sorry, I thought you were

such a police cameraman.

The always wear Che Guevara T-shirts.

- Really?

That's perverse!

- What's your film about?

Well, everything, what

you do here, actually.

Really?

Well, if I can help

with your film...

Come and visit us.

My name's Luzie.

- Bennie.

What a hottie, she likes you.

Come on, Walter, stupid cops.

- Just a pity that you're a cop.

I'm working with a big project,

and I'd like you in there.

No. Absolutely not. Not again.

- Man, it's death-proof business!

Freddie...

I've got nothing, really.

- Tell me, how come,

that you think I want something?

- It's been so since I was 4!

You always wanted to make films, right?

- I do it.

I'm trained as a cameraman

at the police school.

To control suspicious revolutionaries.

Actually... you're

a f***ing informer! Bennie,

you can't make it for long.

You tell me?

You've never had a job

more than 3 days!

- Come on, at the bank

I've been over a week already!

- As watchman!

You wanted to go to film school

and become a filmmaker!

Instead, you've let Dad

talk you into the police.

You know it was Dad's great wish.

- I know.

But I'll give you the chance to make

the film you always dreamed of.

Love! Hate! Jealousy!

Great feelings!

You give me the chance

for a film? You of all?

You'll see. Come on. Let's

say hello to some people.

Here's Cesare, our producer.

He'll pre-finance the film.

Cesare also owns a pizzeria.

- Buona sera, Bennie.

Freddie has told a lot about you.

Oh, really?

Lothar has an apprenticeship

as electrician.

Started.

Well, I currently think

about starting.

That's Irene. Lothar's girlfriend.

Irene has done a course

at a hairdresser. She could...

take over the make-up.

If you agree.

I'd be very happy!

- And this is Mr. Eckert.

Mr. Eckert is a real professional.

He's the projectionist here.

He has worked at the DEFA studios

since the war.

Eckert.

I feel very honoured,

that you have taken me on board.

3 MILLION VIEWERS.

SENSATION IN THE GERMAN FILM BUSINESS:

Oswalt Kolle, Germany's love guru, won

The Golden Screen for Miracle of Love.

A new record. 3 million viewers

in 11 weeks."

So what?

- Bennie, we can do that too!

Bennie, together we make

such a big bag full of money.

3 millions:
Stronzo!

A cinema ticket costs 2.50.

Time 3 millions,

make 7.5 millions.

Holy Virgine! 7.5 millions!

- Conservatively counted!

Cesare suggested a great lead!

She shall be talented!

She has two great talents!

You wanna make such a film?

- You'll see.

Love, hate, jealousy.

Great feelings.

Caress me down here.

- Hey, what do you mean?

Let me do it my way!

- But you have no ideas!

Always the same! And then so quick.

- Maybe best we forget it.

You only think about yourself!

It's the same what I feel!

Don't you have fun?

- Yes. But not enough time!

I come only if I...

If what?

- If I do it myself.

What? You masturbate?

Why did you even marry me?

She's sweet, eh?

Promise that you stop it.

- I can't.

She must promise. She's a wife!

- But that's perverted!

You must have a bad conscience!

- Yes, but not because I do it,

it's because I do it secretly.

I feel I deceive you.

With whom? With that one?

What a joke!

Shut up!

Bennie? Bennie!

What's going on?

- I can't do that.

I know that the film isn't

really on your thing...

My adjuration as policeman is

in 2 weeks. When it gets out

that I'm making a sex film,

its over and out.

And in fact for ever.

- From whom should they hear it?

Just a few days, come on.

Let's do it.

There's more.

What?

I can't make a film about sex.

- Why not?

I've never...

- You've never had sex?

Beautiful evening.

- Bennie!

Bennie, wait. Bennie.

I haven't told you

about the pills.

What kind of pills?

- Birth control pills.

I've got 5000 packs for sale.

But that's illegal!

- Only if you get caught.

On the open market I could sell them

for five times the price.

Why "could have"?

I can not believe it!

You steal money from a bank!

I don't steal anything.

I'm watchman, an employee.

I took out a short-term advance.

From Friday to Monday.

Yes, and then?

Then I found out, that these

weren't birth-control pills.

What then?

Peppermint.

The guys with the 10000

were of course long gone.

And what will you do now?

- Well, the film.

With you.

Bennie, you're the only one

I know, who knows,

how to make films.

And this film is my only chance

to pay back the money to the bank.

Otherwise, I end up in jail.

Everything is thoroughly prepared.

We're waiting for you.

Freddie...

- You are my brother.

You can't abandon me.

I need you.

2nd reminder.

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